[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;27043734]real men grow saguaro cactus[/QUOTE]
real men stick cacti in their anus
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[QUOTE=lead_farmer;27040748]:siren: [b]NSFW[/b] :siren:
Seriously, don't click this.
[media]http://i.imgur.com/OldFe.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
I WAS JOKING OMg
Fuck you lead_farmer. Fuck you.
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;27040748]:siren: [b]NSFW[/b] :siren:
Seriously, don't click this.
[media]http://i.imgur.com/OldFe.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
Uh, don't these people go to the hospital? How do they explain their wounds. Christ.
I TOLD YOU BRO,
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK IT!
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army of two
I have the one on the right
it's like really fucking small how do I get it to grow
Oh and this thread reminded me of watering my cactus which I didn't do for a year so thanks anyway.
Its not dead yet,how in the fuck
If it starts pulsating, get rid of it immediately.
Stick a spike through each cacti, and stick your dick between them and thrust.
Also I have a big ol' garden with lots of plants and young fruit trees. We also have a bunch of edible cactus at the side of our house. Good stuff.
Careful, I started off with two tiny ones like you.
[img]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000820.JPG[/img]
I neglected them, occasionally doused them in tea and watered theme every couple of months.
[img]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000822.JPG[/img]
As the years went by, they grew, flowered, sprayed the area in seeds and multiplied.
[img]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000824.JPG[/img]
Most surprising was the evil furry one, the one that looks soft but embeds hundreds of hair thin mildly poisonous spines all over your hand if you even go near it.
[img]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000825.JPG[/img]
It grew to the height of a medium sized child and split into three
[img]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000826.JPG[/img]
For comparison I've used the standard unit of measurement - The Xbox 360 controller.
[img]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000827.JPG[/img]
It's now a permanent fixture in my room, because it sticks out just enough to poke anyone who tries to pick it up in the face, and weighs an absolute ton. It's spines stick through anything and will stick to anything, making doing something like cutting it up a logistical nightmare.
Still, it makes a good talking point, as people can say "what the fuck is that thing" as soon as they walk in.
The moral of this story is burn that furry one you have before it's too late.
Those furry ones are fun to set on fire, but always be ready to put it out. Try lighting up the tip of it.
You could have put more content.
...Should I even start to speak?
[QUOTE=Lexic;27049191]Careful, I started off with two tiny ones like you.
[img_thumb]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000820.JPG[/img_thumb]
I neglected them, occasionally doused them in tea and watered theme every couple of months.
[img_thumb]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000822.JPG[/img_thumb]
As the years went by, they grew, flowered, sprayed the area in seeds and multiplied.
[img_thumb]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000824.JPG[/img_thumb]
Most surprising was the evil furry one, the one that looks soft but embeds hundreds of hair thin mildly poisonous spines all over your hand if you even go near it.
[img_thumb]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000825.JPG[/img_thumb]
It grew to the height of a medium sized child and split into three
[img_thumb]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000826.JPG[/img_thumb]
For comparison I've used the standard unit of measurement - The Xbox 360 controller.
[img_thumb]http://lexi.org.uk/files/photos/P1000827.JPG[/img_thumb]
It's now a permanent fixture in my room, because it sticks out just enough to poke anyone who tries to pick it up in the face, and weighs an absolute ton. It's spines stick through anything and will stick to anything, making doing something like cutting it up a logistical nightmare.
Still, it makes a good talking point, as people can say "what the fuck is that thing" as soon as they walk in.
The moral of this story is burn that furry one you have before it's too late.[/QUOTE]
Duudeee
Is that a Panda Express sticker?
Don't get huge cacti like that if they don't produce mescaline, and that tall one you have doesn't look like a golden ball, too columnar.
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Although a saguaro would be cool to have... sadly, it takes about 30 years to grow a foot, I don't want to wait till I'm 90 just to see its first branch.
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Oh, and I ordered two more packs of seeds off of eBay last night. First is a 20-pack of Pilosocereus purpureus seeds. They grow to look like THIS:
[img]http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/m/m8J0a1HSoVL9FAhq_NJZPoA/140.jpg[/img]
And the next is a 10-pack of Escobaria sneedii, one of the rarest species in the world (The actual rarest is Escobaria sneedii var.leei, the Lee's Pincushion cactus. This is simply the Sneed's Pincushion cactus)
[img]http://nmrareplants.unm.edu/photoimages/images/escsne_det.jpg[/img]
Soon enough, my cacti shall dominate the earth, and they will call me
CACTI MAN
What's the point of this?
I now want a pet cactus. Do they need a lot of sunlight?
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;27053230]Although a saguaro would be cool to have... sadly, it takes about 30 years to grow a foot, I don't want to wait till I'm 90 just to see its first branch.[/QUOTE]
also, you know, it's illegal
It's so nice to see someone take an interest in plant life. :)
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;27053422]also, you know, it's illegal[/QUOTE]
Oh? I'm quite sure I've seen one for sale on CactiGuide. Strange, didn't know you couldn't grow them.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27053473]It's so nice to see someone take an interest in plant life. :)[/QUOTE]
I'm sure there are MANY people are interested in THC-producing plant life.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;27053495]Oh? I'm quite sure I've seen one for sale on CactiGuide. Strange, didn't know you couldn't grow them.[/QUOTE]
you can't buy one, because digging it up is illegal
the only way to get one is to grow it from scratch
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;27053230]Don't get huge cacti like that if they don't produce mescaline, and that tall one you have doesn't look like a golden ball, too columnar.[/QUOTE]
It was the size of the first picture when I got it 8 years ago. I have no idea what kind of cactus it is other than "great big furry bastard"
I was thinking more of "What can I grow on a windowsill and won't mind if I forget it exists for weeks at a time" rather than "what can I grow and make hallucinogens out of", though had I known it'd have grown into such a monster I probably would have got flowering moss instead.
[QUOTE=Revanold;27032779]Cacti are cool but not thread worthy[/QUOTE]
What's with all the newfags coming here from 4chan with their meme pictures acting like they actually know shit
[QUOTE=Lexic;27053969]It was the size of the first picture when I got it 8 years ago. I have no idea what kind of cactus it is other than "great big furry bastard"
I was thinking more of "What can I grow on a windowsill and won't mind if I forget it exists for weeks at a time" rather than "what can I grow and make hallucinogens out of", though had I known it'd have grown into such a monster I probably would have got flowering moss instead.[/QUOTE]
But if you were thinking "what can I grow and make hallucinogens out of" you could have grown a San Pedro, not nearly as furry or a bastard, can't check whether its parents were married or not though.
{yes, you}
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;27054069]But if you were thinking "what can I grow and make hallucinogens out of" you could have grown a San Pedro, not nearly as furry or a bastard, can't check whether its parents were married or not though.[/QUOTE]
I will bear that in mind next time I go out shopping for cacti.
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