• Being forced to learn how to drive
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And I thought I was a loser for being 16 and just getting my permit :coal:
I'm from Canada, eh? I actually have to go strap on my snowshoes and walk uphill both ways through the snow and then take a boot to the test centre, so I can get my liscense to ride a polar bear. That's right. A fucking polar bear.
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19068928]Dude, there's a billion other things on that test other then that. Like random junk about giant trucks and roads that go three ways, etc.[/QUOTE] California Driving Test [sample] + Answers... 1. You may drive off of the paved roadway to pass another vehicle: [B]Under no circumstances [/B] 2. You are approaching a railroad crossing with no warning devices and are unable to see 400 feet down the tracks in one direction. The speed limit is: [B]15 mph[/B] 3. When parking your vehicle parallel to the curb on a level street. [B]Your wheels must be within 18 inches of the curb.[/B] 4. When you are merging onto the freeway, you should be driving: [B]At or near the same speed as the traffic on the freeway.[/B] 5. When driving in fog, you should use your: [B]Low beams.[/B] 6. A white painted curb means: [B]Loading zone for passengers or mail only.[/B] 7. A school bus ahead of you in your lane is stopped with red lights flashing. You should: [B]Stop as long as the red lights are flashing.[/B] 8. California's "Basic Speed Law" says: [B]You should never drive faster than is safe for current conditions.[/B] 9. You just sold your vehicle. You must notify the DMV within ___ days. [B]5[/B] 10. To avoid last minute moves, you should be looking down the road to where your vehicle will be in about ______________. [B]10 to 15 seconds[/B] Now go man up.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;19068994]California Driving Test [sample] + Answers... 1. You may drive off of the paved roadway to pass another vehicle: [B]Under no circumstances [/B] 2. You are approaching a railroad crossing with no warning devices and are unable to see 400 feet down the tracks in one direction. The speed limit is: [B]15 mph[/B] 3. When parking your vehicle parallel to the curb on a level street. [B]Your wheels must be within 18 inches of the curb.[/B] 4. When you are merging onto the freeway, you should be driving: [B]At or near the same speed as the traffic on the freeway.[/B] 5. When driving in fog, you should use your: [B]Low beams.[/B] 6. A white painted curb means: [B]Loading zone for passengers or mail only.[/B] 7. A school bus ahead of you in your lane is stopped with red lights flashing. You should: [B]Stop as long as the red lights are flashing.[/B] 8. California's "Basic Speed Law" says: [B]You should never drive faster than is safe for current conditions.[/B] 9. You just sold your vehicle. You must notify the DMV within ___ days. [B]5[/B] 10. To avoid last minute moves, you should be looking down the road to where your vehicle will be in about ______________. [B]10 to 15 seconds[/B] Now go man up.[/QUOTE] Yeah, you see, several of those I really didn't know, and wouldn't know. What's with all the random measurement crap and trick questions?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19069016]Yeah, you see, several of those I really didn't know, and wouldn't know.[/QUOTE] 1. You may drive off of the paved roadway to pass another vehicle: Under no circumstances. Fuckin' kidding me?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19069016]Yeah, you see, several of those I really didn't know, and wouldn't know.[/QUOTE] I could memorize that shit in ten minutes. Put some effort into something other than elf rape.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;19069025]1. You may drive off of the paved roadway to pass another vehicle: Under no circumstances. Fuckin' kidding me?[/QUOTE] I'm not kidding, I would not have known that.
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19069055]I'm not kidding, I would not have known that.[/QUOTE] I s your head made of fucking bricks or something? Just repeat the answers to yourself a few times. Shit, this isn't rocket science. Are you telling me you've never memorized anything in your life?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19069055]I'm not kidding, I would not have known that.[/QUOTE] Did you graduate from school? [editline]12:56AM[/editline] Did you [B]go[/B] to school?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19069055]I'm not kidding, I would not have known that.[/QUOTE] Well no shit sherlock, you need to read and study the DMV handbook before taking the test. If you don't want to learn how to drive, then GTFO of your parents' home. You already said you have an apartment. Oh wait, they're probably kicking you out because they're tired of driving their 22 year old kid around everywhere. [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5989/screenshot20091219at947.png[/img] Actually, do us all a favor and just take the bus instead. I don't want to risk getting my car ran into. [QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19069016]Yeah, you see, several of those I really didn't know, and wouldn't know. What's with all the random measurement crap and trick questions?[/QUOTE] 18 inches? Its just a foot and a half. How is this random crap? No one wants to see a parked car in the middle of the FUCKING road.
[QUOTE=Majache;19069078]I s your head made of fucking bricks or something? Just repeat the answers to yourself a few times. Shit, this isn't rocket science. Are you telling me you've never memorized anything in your life?[/QUOTE] I remember in "Majora's Mask" that Snowhead Mountain is North of Clock Town. I remember that you need Rock Sirloin, which you have to carry through the snow and throw up to him, to get the Goron on top of the ledge to come down and help you. I remember that in Starfox Adventures the developers made the mistake of leaving in Fox's heavy breathing audio for when Krystal is wounded, and that for some reason Fox still has her staff on his back even after she takes it away from him. I remember in Ocarina of Time that when you shoot the window with your slingshot in the castle garden a guard will throw a bomb at you after telling you not to cause trouble. I remember that a Ganado in the Village stole Leon's jacket while he was knocked out in RE4 and that snakes drop eggs. Also the Merchant has red eyes as if he's infected. In Soul Calibur 3 if you kept selecting and re selecting an item in the items shop to make the owner's chest jiggle she'll kick you and ask you if you're really there to buy something, and that for some reason "Soul of Tira" is equippable by both the assasin and thief classes instead of one class like all the other "Soul of" disciplines. Basically, I'm good at memorizing things I like. Everything else goes down the crapper pretty easily.
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