I've had diarrhea for 4 days straight.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=wingless;18450426]I've had worse. Try 2 weeks of diarrhea. Fucking brutal.[/QUOTE]

Try talking to anyone with an inflamed bowel disease/irritable bowel syndrome since if it goes on undiagnosed they could be going on with diahrea for years.

[boomersocks]

Food poisoning?

[DarkCybrid]

[QUOTE=Boomersocks;18450896]Food poisoning?[/QUOTE]

Doubt it.

[Cyrex]

I've had it for over a month due to a bacteria gotten from antibiotics poisoning. Consider yourself lucky.

[DarkCybrid]

[QUOTE=Cyrex;18450977]I've had it for over a month due to a bacteria gotten from antibiotics poisoning. Consider yourself lucky.[/QUOTE]

:ohdear:

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450557]

That must taste horrible, is what i meant.[/QUOTE]

The medical charcoal is not going to taste much better bud.

[DarkCybrid]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;18451011]The medical charcoal is not going to taste much better bud.[/QUOTE]

Probably not.

[Scope0]

Shit sucks man

[Doctor_Communis]

At least you're not going to be constipated for awhile.

[exhale55]

That sure is a [b]SHITTY[/b] experience.

[Chemicals]

I've had the stomach flu for the past 2 days and it's pretty awful, Diarrhea is the fun part because it doesn't
burn or sting, but with the flu everything your body consumes you vomit back up, it's an endless cycle of vomiting drinking Gatorade sleeping and vomiting again.

[agun]

HOW TO SOLVE:

Eat cactus figs.

........lets just say they have a lot of pips.

[Doctor_Communis]

[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450371]I've had diarrhea for 4 days straight.[/QUOTE]

[b]Well, looks like you-[/b]

[img]http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/csi_caruso_one_liners_071126/image0.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u217/noordzdale/horatio460.jpg[/img]

[img]http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/d762a16289009acc5982ef9727d19666.jpg[/img]

[b]May have Ebola, and should go see a doctor.[/b]

[img]http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/florida/images/s/miami-florida.jpg[/img]

[highlight]YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH![/highlight]

[ThePutty]

[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18451714][b]Well, looks like you-[/b]

[img]http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/csi_caruso_one_liners_071126/image0.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u217/noordzdale/horatio460.jpg[/img]

[img]http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/d762a16289009acc5982ef9727d19666.jpg[/img]

[b]May have Ebola, and should go see a doctor.[/b]

[img]http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/florida/images/s/miami-florida.jpg[/img]

[highlight]YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH![/highlight][/QUOTE]

:geno:

[DarkCybrid]

[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18451714][b]Well, looks like you-[/b]

[img_thumb]http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/csi_caruso_one_liners_071126/image0.jpg[/img_thumb]

[img_thumb]http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u217/noordzdale/horatio460.jpg[/img_thumb]

[img_thumb]http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/d762a16289009acc5982ef9727d19666.jpg[/img_thumb]

[b]May have Ebola, and should go see a doctor.[/b]

[img_thumb]http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/florida/images/s/miami-florida.jpg[/img_thumb]

[highlight]YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH![/highlight][/QUOTE]

:ohdear:

No I don't, you take that back!!

[Madman_Andre]

Haha, Shitageddon.

:v:

[evilweazel]

At least it isn't kidney stones, that shit fucking HURTS.

[jamzzster]

The only time i've ever had diarhhea was when i ate loads of prunes not knowing what they did to you....30 minz later like you tummy just kept rumbling rushed to toilet..shit out huge slumps at first then l8r it sort of went to liquid shit.

[Ronin]

Change your diet, high calorie, fat foods give you diarrhea, you need more fiber as well.

[Warren Holzem]

Giardia.

I had it once too.
Caught it on my fucking honeymoon! ;_;

[GTCharged]

At least you're not constipated. Diarrhea like Niagara falls is easier than trying to push out a 2 ton log.
2 ton logs are not worth forcing out when they give you a hernia.

[Uberman77883]

[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450448]That sounds pretty.. [i]Shitty[/i]

You're joking... Right..?[/QUOTE]

Nope.

Once, this little girl that came to the ER after drinking Drano had a shitaggeddon, so we had to mix in charcoal with chocolate milk for her to drink it.

[rathat48]

lol I remember shitageddon from that post a month ago

[Kurtzund]

Drink lots of fluids. Your body is trying to get rid of something, so the more you urinate the faster you get it out.

And above all you need to see a doctor.

[sonnysonny]

you should fap

[DarkCybrid]

[QUOTE=sonnysonny;18457440]you should fap[/QUOTE]

Good to know.

:byewhore:

[Tarzy]

I remember one day I had eaten a lot of spicy food.

Let's just say my night was fiery.

[DarkCybrid]

Looks like it's finally starting to go away :allears:

[FINLEY]

Why are there so many threads on facepunch about shit?

[Omali]

[QUOTE=FINLEY;18457953]Why are there so many threads on facepunch about shit?[/QUOTE]

Facepunch has always been full of shitposts.