My dad suffocated my yorkie by crushing him to death while he was sleeping. - General

[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;23905989]325 if i remember right. Im 17 and im 145, so idt id be able to crush him.[/QUOTE] lol ur dad is hella fat

[img]http://dovegreyreader.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/yorkie.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=scotland1;23906075]Hershey Park and a Yorkie called Sprite. It sure is sweet in this thread.[/QUOTE] DAMN, thats one hell of a coincidence. Never thought it that way. [editline]09:18PM[/editline] [QUOTE=johnT447;23906125][img]http://dovegreyreader.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/yorkie.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ohhhh so thats what everyone was talking about. We dont have that candy bar in my state, and my parents called yorkshires yorkies, so i got in the habit. That clears a lot up.

Well, take it from me Stigma. Couldve ended up much worse.

Hah at naming it Rebound.

I don't think your dad did it on purpose to be cruel to you, because from what I can tell he did regret doing that, especially when he bought another dog for you, and one that looks exactly the same.

I guess your dad is... a heavy sleeper. YEEAAHHHH! To be honest though, if any of my dogs ever died, I would be depressed for a very long time.

I feel sad now :sigh:.

aww man :(

I have a badass yorkie named snickers, who wears a skull collar, and is the awesomest dog ever. He has dodged death situations many times, cause of how badass he is. He is not afriad of death, Death is afraid of him!

I wonder how he felt after he realized what happened. I'd feel like a massive cunt

Yorkies aren't dogs, they're oversized rats.

[QUOTE=Snapzies;23907031]I wonder how he felt after he realized what happened. I'd feel like a massive cunt[/QUOTE] Must be an honest guy too. Id be too embarrased to tell my son that i killed his dog with my ass.

[QUOTE=Nekrietns;23907088]Yorkies aren't dogs, they're oversized rats.[/QUOTE] some dogs actually do look like rats, but not yorkies. Like Chihuahuas

i have a dog named mango OT: i feel sorry for your loss

^Talk about irrelevant.

I find it funny.

Get a Doberman or a Wolfhound, I bet they wont get crushed by your dad. Unless he runs them over. :derp:

[QUOTE=AceTrip;23907226]^Talk about irrelevant.[/QUOTE] :downswords: edit: [IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af21/Epic-_-Fail/Picture1.png[/IMG]

That last part is funny but the first part is sad. I can't decide what to rate.

[QUOTE=Kalamadea;23907272]Get a Doberman or a Wolfhound, I bet they wont get crushed by your dad. Unless he runs them over. :derp:[/QUOTE] Well, if he ran it over he would probaly buy him a bike or something, which he would then run over.

[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;23905868]maybe your dad had a crush on your dog[/QUOTE] LOL thats all

That was a roll. Too bad its fake. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=982363[/url]

Boy oh boy, sad story. He is in dog heaven now!

[QUOTE=Darrylop;23907707]That was a roll. Too bad its fake. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=982363[/url][/QUOTE] :hurr:

Jesus, I misunderstood the title, I thought that your yorkie killed your dad. Well, at least you have a new dog, though I know it isn't quite the same.

Sorry for your terrible terrible lost. I hope you enjoy your new dog though.

[QUOTE=Darrylop;23907707]That was a roll. Too bad its fake. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=982363[/url][/QUOTE] Someone actually wrote that??? What a douche!!!!

This was a lot less morbid than the title let on.

My dad fell asleep on top of my yorkie and now it's melted :( He also drank my sprite while I was buying some hershey bars.