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Hiya mister president , my name is John Johnsen
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And i fuck shit up , in WWII the Nazis called me ''Der lachende Tod'
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But that's only because i violently killed them in their sleep , in reality i am a real nice guy
[QUOTE=Satansick;20326249]
Hiya mister president , my name is John Johnsen
And i fuck shit up , in WWII the Nazis called me ''Der lachende Tod'
But that's only because i violently killed them in their sleep , in reality i am a real nice guy[/QUOTE]
Damnit, I want to make a post about the President hitting the button trying to call security but I'm lazy.
Is that in whitehouse?
[QUOTE=Vivallion;20326909]Is that in whitehouse?[/QUOTE]
No it's the Tealhouse
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"hi mr. president! i'm Orion, and, despite my appearance, am very good at sneaking about. also, that splatter mark will rinse off with water. i wouldn't have hit so hard if there was glass in the way, but someone broke it. what a shame."
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[i]SMASH![/i]
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[b]"Hi! I'm Brandi, the inappropriately-dressed-but-surprising-effective combat nurse! Pleased to meet you, Mr. President!"[/b]
Its glass breaking time D:
President needs to make depts to ppl for breakign so much glass..
So when does the story begin? And when the introductions are over how will people blend into the story?
[QUOTE=Satansick;20329714]So when does the story begin? And when the introductions are over how will people blend into the story?[/QUOTE]
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[b]"The President can take his time. I'm being paid by the hour."[/b]
i love how everyone keeps breaking the glass
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"I'm content with waiting, but I am curious as to our objective."
*flips page*
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[B]"I can wait for some time, I got two bars of mars on me!"[/B]
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You guys need to read more, you would've learned it was Joshua who actually gives the briefing.
but, the president's such a cool looking guy! D:
seriously. a pair of sunglasses and he'd be on par with horatio.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;20345932]I wonder why the presidents eyes are closed all the time.[/QUOTE]
He's awesome, don't doubt his logic. Also
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[quote=joshua-029;20346082]he's awesome, don't doubt his logic. Also
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YEEEAHHHH (montage)
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[B]'' God damnit..Looks like youre gonna be richer, Mr. President.''[/B]
*facepalms at everyone*
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"I'd facepalm with you, but I'm busy smoking this pipe."
*puff*
[b]'' I would fill you with lead if i could, Eyeball''[/b]
"i understand your anger, but right now i'm smoking this corncob pipe."
*puff puff*
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[b][i]Ahh it's nice to be out of my skydiving gear.
Matthew Fugan, Reporting for duty Mr President.[/i][/b] [highlight]NOW PLEASE TELL US WHY WE ARE HERE!![/highlight]
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"Hey guys, room for one more? Just call me Wolfe. I may not look like it but I'm a professional swordsman, I could come in some use. Oh and hi Eyeball, Matthew, Stickdude, Pumpkinhead, Unnattractive hooker nurse, epic Spy Kryten (Save me a mars bar), random pirate dude that has to repair the presidents window, Joshua and of course, Mr. President."
