bengay is fine as long as you dont touch your balls while doing it, i did that once and the pleasure was fucking gone
[QUOTE=Cey22;16104237]I can't believe I had never tried bengay on them... I mean I hear about it all the time but I thought it was a joke.
Anyways it made them feel really warm and really good, then they stopped hurting. I highly recommend it.
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warm and good means it's fapping time.
[QUOTE=thewaalsvander;16104113]it only take 8 lbs to pop a testicle.
not even joking.[/QUOTE]
Your post needs more info. On Spike TV they said it was like 300lbs.
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the FUCK happened to img tags?
Eww, there's bengay in my parent's night stands.. Eww.
[QUOTE=tanticle;16104356][img]http://c2.api.ning.com/files/*Pk*XAayS58NopXeBitp-EPxfcq-MHJ6fOMEle70x-yldfDPnQG0FB7GBZo8hobGu3stMTTm61LjXKwWeGHbXVKt25GPQ1-b/Trollface_HD.jpg[/img]
the FUCK happened to img tags?[/QUOTE]
fail, also, what are ***** doing in a URL? that may be the cause of your fail.
[QUOTE=LlamaMaster;16104343]Your post needs more info. On Spike TV they said it was like 300lbs.[/QUOTE]
There's a shock site, ManGems, that features two girls kneeing a guy in the balls. I'm assuming that the force is greater than 8lbs, and I don't think the guy's balls are getting popped.
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16104378]fail, also, what are ***** doing in a URL? that may be the cause of your fail.[/QUOTE]
thank you anti-fail patrol
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[QUOTE=Prismatex;16104408]There's a shock site, ManGems, that features two girls kneeing a guy in the balls. I'm assuming that the force is greater than 8lbs, and I don't think the guy's balls are getting popped.[/QUOTE]
that's not directly applied, though. placing an 8lb cube on top of a testicle would pop it, but a knee would just force it violently to the side
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16104378]fail, also, what are ***** doing in a URL? that may be the cause of your fail.[/QUOTE]
I tried it for him. If you remove the *'s it's just a broken image. So image is certain Fail.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16104468]I tried it for him. If you remove the *'s it's just a broken image. So image is certain Fail.[/QUOTE]
he fixed it though.
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16104500]he fixed it though.[/QUOTE]
He used a different image, check the URL's. Well I guess now you can't, but I checked because I was curious. They were different.
Sex your girlfriend up.
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I thought your balls hurt after she "Sat" on your lap, if you catch my drift. Good thing I read the post twice. Yeah, fap a bit and walk around. Drink some water too, if it comes back. I think I have a herniated testicle, so taking a water, and sitting down helps a lot when it flares up.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;16104685][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLEQVQr744[/media]
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i have a cure:
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Wow, I never knew about blue balls. I had it one time when my girlfriend was round my house and I was turned on but we didn't do anything. Balls felt like they were being strangled for a good 4 hours, then I fapped before bed and it cooled down.
I thought my balls were twisted or something and I was scared, but I couldn't tell my parents bout it. They suck. I don't trust em with stuff like that much....
Thanks for this info.
Is blue balls dangerous if left for too long? IE I have it, but I don't fap for a loooong time after. On that day, I didn't fap till she'd left. She didn't wanna "do it" so I didn't fap for a good 4-5 hours...Did I damage myself? No more babehs for me?
[QUOTE=loopoofreak;16105699]Wow, I never knew about blue balls. I had it one time when my girlfriend was round my house and I was turned on but we didn't do anything. Balls felt like they were being strangled for a good 4 hours, then I fapped before bed and it cooled down.
I thought my balls were twisted or something and I was scared, but I couldn't tell my parents bout it. They suck. I don't trust em with stuff like that much....
Thanks for this info.
Is blue balls dangerous if left for too long? IE I have it, but I don't fap for a loooong time after. On that day, I didn't fap till she'd left. She didn't wanna "do it" so I didn't fap for a good 4-5 hours...Did I damage myself? No more babehs for me?[/QUOTE]
it's not dangerous, just uncomfortable.
It can be dangerous if you don't masturbate for like.. a few weeks.
Ok, thank God. I would be fucking upset if I couldn't have kids.
Thank god for that. Gonna go slap my girlfriend, fucking cock-tease that she is.
Bone your girlfriend next time. Explain to her blue balls and fapping isn't working. Insta-sex if she loves you.
Remember when Bengay was a ban word.
Get your GF to suck them.
[QUOTE=ZomBuster;16106393]It can be dangerous if you don't masturbate for like.. a few weeks.[/QUOTE]
So how do christian conservatives do it?
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;16106621]So how do christian conservatives do it?[/QUOTE]
Well its kids or beliefs.
if it lasts a day
go to the doctor
your tubes are tied
[QUOTE=Cey22;16103744]At first I thought they had become... switched somehow but i don't think that's it.[/QUOTE]
I remember doing that when my balls first dropped :v:
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16104367]Eww, there's bengay in my parent's night stands.. Eww.[/QUOTE]
Are you joking or not? You do realise Bengay is for muscle/joint pain, right? Why would that be gross?
[QUOTE=Manta Ray;16105199]i have a cure:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/3c22091748f27b3decd4b88f71632aef.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Only cool kids do it. :c00l:
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