[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;24401806]How'd they know the group of guys eating were jews?
[sp]were they eating pastrami?[/sp][/QUOTE]
The kippot kinda gave em away.
BurnMeDown and Ohadje are going to have a heart attack looking at this thread
Tell them that it was actually the aunt that killed Jesus and started the World Wars.
Take them on a trip to Israel.
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[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;24401806]How'd they know the group of guys were eating the jews?[/QUOTE]
I'm not even going to answer that.
Damn it people Jews aren't greedy they're just FINANCIALLY PROFITABLE.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24401931]I like pastrami.[/QUOTE]
Jew
"They say that their mother told them Jews killed Jesus and started World Wars."
I would just tell them "In case you didn't know, Jesus didn't die, he came back more powerful than ever, just like Obi-wan Kenobi" then follow it up with "OMG, Jews bombed Pearl Harbor and invaded France?!?! And I've been blaming the Japs and Krauts all this time.."
Take them to DC to see the Holocaust Museum, that was definitely an experience for me.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;24402224]Take them to DC to see the Holocaust Museum, that was definitely an experience for me.[/QUOTE]
Great idea I'm an hour away from DC.
You should date a Jewish chick and bring her to your aunts house just to piss your aunt off
Secretly teach them to become normal people and eventually do the same to your Aunt.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;24402342]You should date a Jewish chick and bring her to your aunts house just to piss your aunt off[/QUOTE]
This, jewish women are hot.
You and your aunt need to have a talk. Get your parents or something to back you up as well.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;24402399]This, jewish women are hot.[/QUOTE]
Sarah Silverman here I come.
Date an Israeli girl just to piss her off even more.
[QUOTE=Peter N;24402539]Date an Israeli girl just to piss her off even more.[/QUOTE]
Daliah Lewinbuk here I come.
Date that chick from NCIS. Dunn if she is really Israeli, but she is hot.
[QUOTE]The oldest one exclaims. "Look at those dirty Jews eating!"[/QUOTE]
The question is, were those jews dirty?
Slyly tape a picture of Bob Saget on your aunt's back and see which child throws a dart at her first.
Just tell them the truth.This is a bit too serious.
sounds like i'm invited to your aunt's house
Tell them Jesus doesn't exist.
Do something about it
Tell them that they are filthy Jews.
Kill them.
Become a jew and just blow their minds.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;24401263]Teach her kids that their mother is an extremist and that she is filling their heads with random fucking lies with no reason. Teach them about the world wars and show textbooks and also show them that JESUS WAS KILLED BY ROMANS.[/QUOTE]
jesus was killed by the romans because they decided who died or not. The "jews" (although it was really jewish leaders and pharisees that wanted him dead) were the ones that wanted to kill him, although they couldn't because the Romans had control over them, and they couldn't really kill anyone themselves without being persecuted themselves unless it was a woman or very lowly person.
The jewish people of the time probably did not do many of the things that had supposedly done (ie: taunt him as he carried his cross, crowded around him and mocked him as he died, etc.) because at the time Romans were killing jews left and right, hanging them on crosses that surrounded the path leading into jerusalem, and the Jewish populace did not want have anything to do with the deaths of their religion/race.
There are so many things wrong with what people know about religion that it makes me angry to some point, but at the same time i don't feel like educating everyone about it because 1) nobody cares and 2) it doesn't matter. It is mainly the fact that people can't get their facts straight that irks me the most.
I've always wondered why people hated jew so much? Honestly what did they do?
Also I don't think hitler had any kids, Har.
[QUOTE=wingless;24404096]I've always wondered why people hated jew so much? Honestly what did they do?[/QUOTE]
The anti-jewish sentiment pre-WW2 was a product of the Catholic Church's constant demonization of them.
[QUOTE=wingless;24404096]I've always wondered why people hated jew so much? Honestly what did they do?
Also I don't think hitler had any kids, Har.[/QUOTE]
Ever heard of racism? stereotypes? lies?
well those are you basic reasons.
and hitler did in fact have kids, but none of them met an egg to grow up with.
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