• postal and the rust forum ~chapter 1 and 2~
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[QUOTE=postal;44734274]This guy is back again on a new account, fucking hell he made no attempts to hide it lol. [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1391138[/URL] His master plan this time? Calling himself gay. yeah that'll convince me... I'm gonna see how many times I can get him to insult himself before he gives up again.[/QUOTE] But wait, his linked account doesn't have rust. Hmmmm. [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198114482880[/URL] [t]http://www.meterscubed.com/images/RC.jpg[/t]
Context, this is the image in question: [url]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K6TZMNryBpI/UmfbUIzkhAI/AAAAAAAABrY/OBZ61d7w048/s1600/body+campaign.png[/url] [QUOTE=luck^eh;44736102]lol these chicks from the dove add are so freaking fat its ridiculous. none of those bitches would be picked up in a college bar. the bottom line is, "Rust" has from the beginning had one motto, survive. I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but no bitches mean no baby factories. Playing Rust is futile, it's impossible to survive long term.[/QUOTE] I'm so proud of this subfoBLURRRGGGHHHUUGGHHH oh god I'm so sorry I puked all over the floor. I'll clean this up, everyone never mind.
Okay so here are the pics of the postal model I don't want to fill the page with pictures. [URL="http://imgur.com/a/3yvDd"]http://imgur.com/a/3yvDd[/URL] The back of the head got fucked up during printing. Well actually everybody's model got fucked up at one point of the printing, some poor sod's model didn't even print all the way and stopped halfway. But all in all it came out really nice. All credit of the model should go to dai since he was the one that went through the trouble of making postal printable. [editline]postal is love, postal is life[/editline] His face is so fucking creepy but it's awesome as hell [t]http://i.imgur.com/KLfNz4S.jpg[/t]
It's so beautiful i mean obviously since it's of me, but still, that's cool
[QUOTE=postal;44741511]It's so beautiful i mean obviously since it's of me, but still, that's cool[/QUOTE] It's a shame you have an onion taped to the back of your head.
Next up you need an action figure.
[img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/VWA5/wut.png[/img] Oh wow, garry couldn't of aligned the main page better if he tried. :v:
[QUOTE=anthonywolfe;44741568][img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/VWA5/wut.png[/img][/QUOTE] One eye on the Rust forum, one eye on you. [I]He's always watching.[/I]
i sometimes forget i own this domain of postal's ass [url]http://facepunch.eu/[/url]
[QUOTE=postal;44734274]This guy is back again on a new account, fucking hell he made no attempts to hide it lol. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1391138[/url] His master plan this time? Calling himself gay. yeah that'll convince me... I'm gonna see how many times I can get him to insult himself before he gives up again.[/QUOTE] at least he accepted the fact that he was gay admitting it the first step
[QUOTE=Keitaro;44738156]But wait, his linked account doesn't have rust. Hmmmm. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198114482880[/url][/QUOTE] Not only that, but take a look at the previous nicknames the account used. He really is dense as a fucking brick.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;44741231]Okay so here are the pics of the postal model I don't want to fill the page with pictures. [URL="http://imgur.com/a/3yvDd"]http://imgur.com/a/3yvDd[/URL] The back of the head got fucked up during printing. Well actually everybody's model got fucked up at one point of the printing, some poor sod's model didn't even print all the way and stopped halfway. But all in all it came out really nice. All credit of the model should go to dai since he was the one that went through the trouble of making postal printable. [editline]postal is love, postal is life[/editline] His face is so fucking creepy but it's awesome as hell [t]http://i.imgur.com/KLfNz4S.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] How much would it cost me to get one so I can desecrate it [editline]6th May 2014[/editline] Sit on postal's face
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;44741231]Okay so here are the pics of the postal model I don't want to fill the page with pictures. [URL]http://imgur.com/a/3yvDd[/URL] The back of the head got fucked up during printing. Well actually everybody's model got fucked up at one point of the printing, some poor sod's model didn't even print all the way and stopped halfway. But all in all it came out really nice. All credit of the model should go to dai since he was the one that went through the trouble of making postal printable. [editline]postal is love, postal is life[/editline] His face is so fucking creepy but it's awesome as hell [t]http://i.imgur.com/KLfNz4S.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Ey we're bust buddies! [t]http://i.imgur.com/Ta0l8S2.jpg[/t] Of course, I tried painting mine and failed rather miserably on account of no thinned paints. I might try printing a second one, because I found a way to make 3D prints come out looking as if they're made of fine china. [QUOTE=Craptasket;44741929]How much would it cost me to get one [/QUOTE] brb copyrighting postal production line
garry should open a souvenir shop in his office with nothing but Postal busts
[QUOTE=Joazzz;44743995]garry should open a souvenir shop in his office with nothing but Postal busts[/QUOTE] *Free bust of Postal's ass with purchases over $75
[QUOTE=Joazzz;44743995]garry should open a souvenir shop in his office with nothing but Postal busts[/QUOTE] Next to the Rust penis plaque display case.
i am interested in buying one of these actually, how much would you sell them for? it must be painted as well.
Look at this shithead. [QUOTE=Mr. Mayhem;44720668]Sure, but that doesn't mean your opinion gets to be valuable or valid.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=fuhrerboy;44720681]My opinion is worth just as much as yours.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mr. Mayhem;44720750]This is a common misconception, and I don't understand why people think this is true. Opinions are not all equal. In fact, many opinions are absurd, such as yours--that this game is perfect--and should be rejected as such. Opinions can also be irrational, psychotic, homicidal, delusional, and just flat out false. So please, spare me this respect all opinions nonsense. When you take the time to critically formulate a well reasoned opinion, then you can expect some respect for that opinion.[/QUOTE]
Now that's just mean.
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44744970]Look at this shithead.[/QUOTE] He's kinda got a point; "it's my opinion that gays should be stoned" is hardly as valid as the alternative.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44745670]He's kinda got a point; "it's my opinion that gays should be stoned" is hardly as valid as the alternative.[/QUOTE] When did we land in SH? There's "no, there is no equal time for all opinions" and then there is "your opinion is wrong and I'm going to be an aggressive shitspigot about it with no provocation". Even the Rust idiots don't deserve to be treated like that for no good reason. The OP in that thread is happy with Rust's current state, bless his simple little mind, and Argument Police there had to show up and cockslap him.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44745670]He's kinda got a point; "it's my opinion that gays should be stoned" is hardly as valid as the alternative.[/QUOTE] In that context, he's just trying to be an ass.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;44743806] brb copyrighting postal production line[/QUOTE] I demand a cut of the profit.
[QUOTE=plazer1337;44764317]Hello there im 17 year old rust (cracked -.-) player.I woud like to play rust but my parents (only my dad , cuz my mom died back in 2010 in car accident) cant afford me 25$ or how much is it :S. He is litheraly trying to feed me and my sister, and pay us a school. So if there is someone who has a big hearth who can give me rust key or gift , i can join him playing ,played allot of it cracked . But there is bunch of cheaters . I know that someone of you has this big <3 and can afford to give me one little gift ill love to play with him talk to him and that stuff . Email : (removed) Steam username : (removed) Skype : (removed) So ty everyone who reads this , i think that this is not aggainst the rules and that admin will not ban me :S Thank you everyone and sorry for my bad english :)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Happy Wormy;44764598]Ok first of all nigga, get a job you are 17, at your age i've had 3 baby mamas taxing my ass. How is that possible you ask? A Job. I been working since 16 you spoiled little shit, get a job.[/QUOTE] What a quality subforum.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;44764754]What a quality subforum.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pieeer1;44765210][url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/far1ca[/url] : His Actual Steam. Vac Banned. This guy just wants to play again for free. This thread is bull shit.[/QUOTE] :v:
From plazer1337's thread. I removed his email and stuff in my quote, but it's pretty hard to deny that this is his because the name history matches. :v: [QUOTE=Pieeer1;44765210][url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/far1ca[/url] : His Actual Steam. Vac Banned. This guy just wants to play again for free. This thread is bull shit.[/QUOTE] [editline]9th May 2014[/editline] oh fuck me with a steamshovel, late by seconds [editline]9th May 2014[/editline] On closer inspection, I think the Rust Junior Detective Brigade fucked up again. That steam account is Lord FAKO. The connection is mad1master, but the username is "Lord FAKO <3 mad1master", and he also <3's this guy named HAD1. I think we found his [I]buddy[/I] who's a cheater. [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/unnamedcs44"]But I'm fairly sure this is him.[/URL] Either that, or another guy who lives in Bosnia with the same username habits as him and a YouTube channel of CS1.6 crap (and a web history demonstrating he's a huge CS1.6 fan) is fucking up his name badly. I'm not trying to dox the guy, he put it on his own Steam profile.
This was far too funny not to share. Blacked out is emails and phone number. They are evolving, gentlemen. Their stories are becoming far more elaborate than ever seen before. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6Ei1izq.png[/IMG] Also I haven't responded to the guy yet. If anyone has a silly idea, throw it towards me.
oh nooo this guy is threatening to inform his [url=https://twitter.com/wakeandgame]19 twitter followers[/url] and few hundred facebook fans about how he heard someone on the internet tell him facepunch is evil, shit man i better inform garry right away [QUOTE=WakeandGame;44773174]I have been getting reports at our website(we are a pretty nice sized gaming website with a good following and are currently being looked at by a pretty big gaming website) about people getting banned here for speaking there opinion, about Garry being rude and demeaning to his customers(the people who make your games worth what they are worth) and I also have been getting a lot of comments about the game in general. I must say coming here for the last couple of days and seeing how the forum staff presents there self and how Garry himself treats his customers that we will be having our writer do an article on the underside of Facepunch as this is really sad that a developer should act like this to his customers and I have not really seen something like this since the "FEZ" incident.[/QUOTE] Some of the people that find their way to the rust forum seriously have an obsession with trying to kick up drama over anything. garry made one sarcastic post this month and this was one of the many reactions it got.
[QUOTE=Joazzz;44743995]garry should open a souvenir shop in his office with nothing but Postal busts[/QUOTE] postal dakimakura
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