• postal and the rust forum ~chapter 1 and 2~
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[QUOTE=J!NX;43465179]but doesn't deserve[/QUOTE] Oh, they deserve postal Oh fuck do they deserve postal Forever
why the fuck isn't smartness enabled in the rust forum yet saves postal the trouble
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345114[/url] This guy. It's not against the rules to [I]hope[/I] someone gets banned without predicting that they will be, right?
[QUOTE=Cushie;43442967]Prototype is up: [url]http://ericweb.gtxhosting.co.uk/counter/postal.php[/url] Accurate to ~1 minute (Will be once the next ban occurs after this post) [/QUOTE] Time was slightly off since I had some untested stuff, fixed and its now up to date with latest ban. Also it now detects if any ban aside from permas not linked to a thread are Rust related bans, even if the thread has been deleted. Bans outside of Rust and its subforums arent counted.
[QUOTE=postal;43462277]the people in fast threads "pictures of yourself" thread wanted to do a contest in general discussion for people to vote which of them was the most attractive, but only mods could make polls at that time so i offered to do it for them. I snuck myself into the contest though using a picture of my ass and I ended up winning. It sorta became the standard for replying to shitty refugee camp threads with after that.[/QUOTE] Reminded me of the the one guy being banned, and saying all he wants is a picture of your ass or something like that, and literally everyone posted it then..
Oh boy, it's another one of these, and it's in GD: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345383[/url] [B]Edited:[/B] [I]Was[/I] in GD. RIP ~edgy~ rebel without a clue guy with ~edgy~ glitch-art animated avatar of a wolf standing there like "I wish I was an avatar for a better user". [B]Edited again:[/B] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345429[/url] good fucking christ that thread. I regret getting involved in it at all, but I didn't realize I was dealing with "The Customer Is Always Right Even When Proven Wrong In Court" people. Climate change isn't going to destroy humanity. Overpopulation isn't going to destroy humanity. The hole in the ozone layer and the depletion of natural resources aren't going to destroy humanity. Entitlement will get there first.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Nlg298N.png[/img] Oh god maybe I shouldn't rate these people.
sometimes they leak out of the rust forums and its so damn obvious that it's hilarious
[QUOTE=Period;43469973][img]http://i.imgur.com/Nlg298N.png[/img] Oh god maybe I shouldn't rate these people.[/QUOTE] People that care about ratings aren't limited to the Rust forum, they're everywhere already. People cried on my profile and in PMs all the time over some rating. Hell, I've been banned because someone cried about getting a dumb rating.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;43467290]Oh boy, it's another one of these, and it's in GD: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345383[/url][/QUOTE] Watch out Gabe, this guy MADE HIS OWN STEAM!!
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;43471182]Watch out Gabe, this guy MADE HIS OWN STEAM!![/QUOTE] He made his own steam but he completely fucked up at linking his own steam account.
He sounds like one of those gangsters in the old movies crossed with donald duck xD
Its so painful seeing a December 2013 user with 20 posts that only posts in the Rust section that has Gold Member Mods are swimming in $$$ but why the fuck would you even, they don't even use better avatars, most don't have avatars at all ???
how many monkey123 clones have there been yet
entered rust forum for first time today [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345590[/url] solid gold on first entry
[QUOTE=killerteacup;43472880]entered rust forum for first time today [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345590[/url] solid gold on first entry[/QUOTE] In fairness to the OP in that thread, flagdog showed Korea. Wrong section and shit thread and all, but the language barrier should be considered.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;43472889]In fairness to the OP in that thread, flagdog showed Korea. Wrong section and shit thread and all, but the language barrier should be considered.[/QUOTE] oops my bad i will find a more shameful thread [QUOTE=Brutalus;43472692]as a suggestion we should be able to craft a flesh light. I feel in an enviornment with no women that men would turn to homosexuality and that is a sin. Mastubation is also a sin but it is a less serious offence in gods eye.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345610[/URL] fortunately it's not difficult
[QUOTE=killerteacup;43472896][URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345610[/URL] fortunately it's not difficult[/QUOTE] Well, that's a new one for me. [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downswords.gif[/IMG]
So, the board is mostly full of the worst shit imaginable, but I couldn't help but admire this dude's story. It was quite impressive. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345390&p=43467416&viewfull=1#post43467416[/url]
So Helk makes a post about the new Rust patch that's being deployed. This kid posts from an iPad and says he's at school and wants to know if the patch is live. Then he posts this thread like five minutes later: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345757[/url] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345757&p=43476197&viewfull=1#post43476197"]This guy's PMs are disabled[/URL] but otherwise I'd be telling him that I've been on the internet since he was born, and that I still have email dating back to before he was able to stand up. :v:
RustCon 2015: Not Enough Dedotated Wam
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;43476289]So Helk makes a post about the new Rust patch that's being deployed. This kid posts from an iPad and says he's at school and wants to know if the patch is live. Then he posts this thread like five minutes later: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1345757[/url][/QUOTE] [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=614603"]Oh boy, it's one of these guys.[/URL] He added 4 years to his age, but kept the exact same date of birth, too. :v: [editline]9th January 2014[/editline] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1323565[/url] Whatever usefulness this thread possibly had has been wiped out by the flood of idiots begging for Rust dedicated server keys so they can host a Rust server without paying for one of the GSPs. Especially when they sometimes ask for full access to the files for modding purposes. :v:
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;43477008][URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=614603"]Oh boy, it's one of these guys.[/URL] He added 4 years to his age, but kept the exact same date of birth, too. :v: [editline]9th January 2014[/editline] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1323565[/url] Whatever usefulness this thread possibly had has been wiped out by the flood of idiots begging for Rust dedicated server keys so they can host a Rust server without paying for one of the GSPs. Especially when they sometimes ask for full access to the files for modding purposes. :v:[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/6ffdu/513a08fb21.png[/IMG] Won't fix the problem, but it will mostly help you deal with the idiots.
If I don't want to deal with idiots, I stay out of the Rust forum. Idiot exposure on FP greatly reduced by this one simple trick (newbs HATE him!).
[QUOTE=Aw3s0m3n3ss;43477278][IMG]http://puu.sh/6ffdu/513a08fb21.png[/IMG] Won't fix the problem, but it will mostly help you deal with the idiots.[/QUOTE] It's funnier to watch people be complete idiots then just adding them to your ignore list. Plus what if they say something really stupid? You're going to miss out on the giggles if you ignore them.
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;43477319]It's funnier to watch people be complete idiots then just adding them to your ignore list. Plus what if they say something really stupid? You're going to miss out on the giggles if you ignore them.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't the amount of boxes he has determine if he did say something really stupid?
Postal is the cure to cancer
[QUOTE=Sockem;43477399]Postal is the cure to cancer[/QUOTE] I thought postal's ASS was the cure to cancer.
The Rust forums have 1,700 viewers. Now someone fill me in because I'm still sort of new, but do other forums here ever get that freaking high in viewer count at one time.
[QUOTE=Tsyolin;43477651]The Rust forums have 1,700 viewers. Now someone fill me in because I'm still sort of new, but do other forums here ever get that freaking high in viewer count at one time.[/QUOTE] I remember back during the Boston bombings, one single SH thread had about a thousand viewers.
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