• postal and the rust forum ~chapter 1 and 2~
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for years I thought the era of facepunchers actually making original content is long gone this thread has proven me otherwise, good job folks
What would the Facepunch: New Vegas mod be about?
[QUOTE=J!NX;43554195]ahahaaha, oh man, I've never been told to kill myself before. What an edgy little twat. [B]I bet he's 4'7'' and 100 pounds irl[/B][/QUOTE] Nope, but his penis is.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43551722]Would anyone be interested in a Rust-themed Fallout New Vegas mod? As opposed to one for Fallout 3, that is.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/KDDU9J.png[/t] I made these ages ago. Never actually used them for anything.
I could see a mod for L4D that replaces all the common infected with floods of rust kiddies begging for keys
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43555589]What would the Facepunch: New Vegas mod be about?[/QUOTE] Make a new map called Rust section, it should look like a really ugly place (probably some sort of tunnels), also you'll get 13-14 RAD/s every time. When you enter, you get a quest called "Cleaning up the Rust", objectives are "Ban all rust dumbfucks" and "Deal with ZN2012". In the beginning, there should be a banhammer laying around with some insane stats that can one-hit and gib all enemies. For the first objective, take feral ghouls, replace their sounds with something like "gib key plz" or "ban all hackers" and make the map so thick of them that you'll be always swarmed by lots of them (but they can't kill you though). You'll need to kill them all (maybe also add a check in quest if you actually killed them with banhammer, if not, you'll fail the quest). For second objective, in the end of the map there should be ZN2012 (again a feral ghoul, but he should look more unique, probably use glowing ones, also if you kill him once, he'll spawn again (aka making alts)), of course when you'll finally kill him, he'll say "now that's just some tyrannical, russian-type style bullshit right here". Quest completed, the exit will open, but for the sake of balance, banhammer will be removed upon exiting. That's a first little idea that came to my mind, so it's probably not perfect, but feel free to correct it.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;43555723]Make a new map called Rust section, it should look like a really ugly place (probably some sort of tunnels), also you'll get 13-14 RAD/s every time. When you enter, you get a quest called "Cleaning up the Rust", objectives are "Ban all rust dumbfucks" and "Deal with ZN2012". In the beginning, there should be a banhammer laying around with some insane stats that can one-hit and gib all enemies. For the first objective, take feral ghouls, replace their sounds with something like "gib key plz" or "ban all hackers" and make the map so thick of them that you'll be always swarmed by lots of them (but they can't kill you though). You'll need to kill them all (maybe also add a check in quest if you actually killed them with banhammer, if not, you'll fail the quest). For second objective, in the end of the map there should be ZN2012 (again a feral ghoul, but he should look more unique, probably use glowing ones, also if you kill him once, he'll spawn again (aka making alts)), of course when you'll finally kill him, he'll say "now that's just some tyrannical, russian-type style bullshit right here". Quest completed, the exit will open, but for the sake of balance, banhammer will be removed upon exiting. That's a first little idea that came to my mind, so it's probably not perfect, but feel free to correct it.[/QUOTE] Postal companion mod for completing, always has the banhammer equipped, has a huge amount of HP and idiot cull purging flamethrower Vault security outfit and GECK edited face to look like his avatar
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43555715]I could see a mod for L4D that replaces all the common infected with floods of rust kiddies begging for keys[/QUOTE] Just a sound-replacement for their grunting and screaming to be 'Keys plz!' would be pretty great.
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349282[/url] [QUOTE=Mojatter;43556106]Haha thank you mass effect woman with bouncy tits.[/QUOTE] First titles instead of names, now describing avatars :v:
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[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;43556169]I keep regretting I took this avatar. I won't even mention how people jerking off at it in my visitor messages or on OIFY.[/QUOTE] *sets avatar to an anime-styled video game character jumping up and down in a bikini with jiggly boobies unironically, having made multiple posts in the past about having cyber-sex w/ the character in the game itself* [I]"wow, these guys jerking off to my avatar, right? what a bunch of weirdos"[/I]
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;43556169]I keep regretting I took this avatar. I won't even mention how people jerking off at it in my visitor messages or on OIFY.[/QUOTE] "i ironically have this avatar guys please dont nag me about it ;)))))))))))))"
Don't have money to donate to Postal so I made a drawing c: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WWGmDNU.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;43556269]*sets avatar to an anime-styled video game character jumping up and down in a bikini with jiggly boobies unironically, having made multiple posts in the past about having cyber-sex w/ the character in the game itself* [I]"wow, these guys jerking off to my avatar, right? what a bunch of weirdos"[/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=an anime irl;43556280]"i ironically have this avatar guys please dont nag me about it ;)))))))))))))"[/QUOTE] Okay, sorry, I picked the wrong words. Shit happens. I'm just saying that my avatar brought unwanted attention, and I regret it, so I'll change it asap. I'm tired of animated shit anyway. EDIT: There, now let's move on with rust idiots, shall we?
[QUOTE=Riller;43555828]Just a sound-replacement for their grunting and screaming to be 'Keys plz!' would be pretty great.[/QUOTE] I have a kid on skype that can maybe provide the voice clips if needed. I gonna ask him and try to get him into teamspeak for good quality kids voice. [editline]16th January 2014[/editline] I'm pretty sure he wouldn't mind doing that if I help him with his computer problem.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;43556436] EDIT: There, now let's move on with rust idiots, shall we?[/QUOTE] No. Change your avatar back. I had plans for this evening.
The user influx from the Rust section reminds me so much of these mods for Doom called "The community is falling" With each of them you played as a regular from the Doomworld community trying to fend off the invading Noobs from various other sites which threaten to destroy the forums. You can already imagine how well that premise fits with our current situation. Just make the player postal, and replace the sprites of the noobs with some Rust themed ones. The sprites in question: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/42NNNv1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VUBqwBg.png[/IMG] (In fact, I'd suggest using that first image as a default avatar for all new users, heh.)
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;43557721]The user influx from the Rust section reminds me so much of these mods for Doom called "The community is falling" With each of them you played as a regular from the Doomworld community trying to fend off the invading Noobs from various other sites which threaten to destroy the forums. You can already imagine how well that premise fits with our current situation. Just make the player postal, and replace the sprites of the noobs with some Rust themed ones. The sprites in question: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/42NNNv1.png[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VUBqwBg.png[/IMG] (In fact, I'd suggest using that first image as a default avatar for all new users, heh.)[/QUOTE] if you don't know about it, go watch 'war of the servers', it was a classic gmod machinema about the mingebag invasion
[QUOTE=dai;43558081]if you don't know about it, go watch 'war of the servers', it was a classic gmod machinema about the mingebag invasion[/QUOTE] Here's the movie btw [video=youtube;ppUl_CBuyz8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUl_CBuyz8[/video]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349320[/url] And the Rust subforum asks, "Is it [I]really[/I] so bad to pirate Rust?" :v:
Alright this dude gets props for this, it was quite entertaining. Also a scrub gets rekt in here, thanks to Jonnymad. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349423&[/url]
Still, not all of the newcomers are unable to recognize the cancer that is the rust subforum. [quote] I'm surprised 99% of the people in this thread knew how to actually purchase the game. [/quote][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1344695&p=43477127&viewfull=1#post43477127[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349447[/url] This has to be one of the worst spelling-wise. In fact, it's so bad that I'm suspecting a gimmick account. Nobody, not even non-English speakers write like this. It's even like he could pronounce everything perfectly, but prefers to write the words almost phonetically like a complete fucktard.
Got gold so I financially support Postal's holy work. Spend that allotted $2.50 however you see fit <3 [sp]does this mean i'm cool now?[/sp]
shouldn't you have gold anyway, i thought it was automatic after two years
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;43559649]shouldn't you have gold anyway, i thought it was automatic after two years[/QUOTE] it hasn't been automatic for a looong time iirc
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;43559649]shouldn't you have gold anyway, i thought it was automatic after two years[/QUOTE] Garry cancelled that a while ago, now you have to pay. [sp]I was JUST about to earn gold too, right as he cancelled it, so I payed instead. Oh well, at least the money goes to Postal and Dai and the other cool dudes here[/sp]
Rust is simultaneously the best and worst thing to ever happen to Facepunch. Worst because of all the spam. Best because of postal.
Alert: Rust invasion on General Discussion. [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349450"]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349450[/URL] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349432"]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1349432[/URL] The first guy made a great sign on his post.
oh I wanted to ask what bet did you lose that meant you had to moderate the Rust subforum, Postal?
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