• postal and the rust forum ~chapter 1 and 2~
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[QUOTE=J!NX;43586863][video=youtube;vfPZu5RbKM0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0[/video][/QUOTE] mmmyes [t]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/024/2/3/smiling_shark_by_terek13-d4ngban.jpg[/t]
dont die on me thread [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] dont you fucking die on me. [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] this was the best thread of 2014! [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] :(
AND IT SHALL STILL BE. WE SHALL KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE UNTIL 2015! AND IT SHALL BECOME THE GREATEST THREAD OF 2015 AS WELL!
[img]http://realdoctorstu.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/defibrillator-paddles.gif[/img] [B] DONT YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME! [I]CLEAR![/B][/I] [I][B]CLEAR![/B][/I]
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43588987][img]http://realdoctorstu.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/defibrillator-paddles.gif[/img] [B] DONT YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME! NUH-UH CLEAR![/B][/QUOTE] [b]IT'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH! WE NEED MORE POWER! [i][u]FOR [del]ASGARD[/del] FACEPUNCH!!![/u][/i][/b] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Lightning_in_Arlington.jpg/300px-Lightning_in_Arlington.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;43589025][b]IT'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH! WE NEED MORE POWER! [i][u]FOR [del]ASGARD[/del] FACEPUNCH!!![/u][/i][/b] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Lightning_in_Arlington.jpg/300px-Lightning_in_Arlington.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/152747.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43589034][img]http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/152747.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [t]http://www.photolib.noaa.gov/bigs/nssl0018.jpg[/t]
I am working on EMERGENCY content.
i am currently unsure as to how to place this tale into an Earthbound hack of mine maybe as a book when read, increases Guts by 3 (because it is so hilarious, heart-rending and heartwarming) but also decreases IQ by 1 (due to the force of your palm striking your head after reading all the Rust posts)
postal please come back to us we need you i need you
dont die on us. hopefully help is on the way now.
Help us, Postal Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope. [editline]Finger my asshole while I give you a reacharound, you sexy fucking beast. You deserve a good finisher after banning all those stupid newcomers. I want to stuff all the Rust keys into my urethra and I won't stop until they need surgical removal[/editline] Totally haven't been leaving subliminal editlines that support Postal's plight this entire page.
How could you not type Craptasket's name in the full!
I'm doing my best to be passive aggressive to the rust kiddies that leak from the pipe.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;43576009][URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1350091&p=43575971&viewfull=1#post43575971"]I love how people switch to calling out post count and account age when they run out of things to argue over but still have unspent butthurt.[/URL] That entire post is "I don't spend any time on this forum at all or know how it works [B]so I'm cooler than you[/B]." :v:[/QUOTE] This asshole hasn't come back since everyone shit on him, btw. :v: [editline]18th January 2014[/editline] Let's play "thank god this got locked"! I'll start: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1350727[/url] [editline]18th January 2014[/editline] And then I found this thread on page 2: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1350556[/url]
I await Chapter 3 to make it a trilogy.
[QUOTE=draugur;43589387]I'm doing my best to be passive aggressive to the rust kiddies that leak from the pipe.[/QUOTE] lets please try to avoid pissing them off as much as we can until they act like dicks, then shit on their beds and watch
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43589186]dont die on us. hopefully help is on the way now.[/QUOTE] enough already lol, its not like the thread ceases to exist if it drops off page 1 for a bit
[QUOTE=postal;43589800]enough already lol, its not like the thread ceases to exist if it drops to page 2 or something[/QUOTE] I have a spare Steam code for Walking Dead Season 2 if you want it as a token of appreciation for being Best Facepunch Mod of 2014. [editline]18th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=SexualShark;43583871]I just paid a chick to write BAN in the middle of her tits. [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/facepunch14.png[/url] next time ill ask if they'll write <3 postal [B]NSFW[/B][/QUOTE] First this, then somebody goes and makes a "Ban" cake in Sensationalist Headlines. I don't know whether to find this weird or hysterical.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CEaOyBf.png[/img] So Postal, what does your PM box look like?
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43589809]I have a spare Steam code for Walking Dead Season 2 if you want it as a token of appreciation for being Best Facepunch Mod of 2014.[/QUOTE] yeah that'd be awesome, thx [editline]19th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Period;43590160][img]http://i.imgur.com/CEaOyBf.png[/img] So Postal, what does your PM box look like?[/QUOTE] nothing special just the occasional stupid [img]http://i.imgur.com/pipoC2k.png?1[/img] especially this schmuck that can't even figure the PM system out [img]http://i.imgur.com/FPDsjV8.png?1[/img]
I saw that broken auto-merge im on to u
[QUOTE=postal;43590226]yeah that'd be awesome, thx[/QUOTE] Shot you a pm. Enjoy. :)
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43590233]I saw that broken auto-merge im on to u[/QUOTE] Oh you [editline]I masturbate furiously to the thought of Postal's bannings so much that my dick is bleeding and gangrenous[/editline] You so silly
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43583871]I just paid a chick to write BAN in the middle of her tits. [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/facepunch14.png[/url] next time ill ask if they'll write <3 postal [B]NSFW[/B][/QUOTE] Rule 34 on banning has finally happened.
[QUOTE=Period;43590160][img]http://i.imgur.com/CEaOyBf.png[/img] So Postal, what does your PM box look like?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]man why are you not answering me ? i need an unban from rust bro :([/QUOTE]
I love when in the RC or rust forums people demand an unban.... "UNBAN ME NOW".... as if they would actually get something or just ask for an unban, don't describe anything at all or try and listen at all, or apologize without looking away and muttering. [B]man I fucking hate kids.[/B]
[QUOTE=J!NX;43594120]I love when in the RC or rust forums people demand an unban.... "UNBAN ME NOW".... as if they would actually get something or just ask for an unban, don't describe anything at all or try and listen at all, or apologize without looking away and muttering. [B]man I fucking hate kids.[/B][/QUOTE] We seriously need to evoke some older Facepunch qualities, like the "YOU ARE GOING TO GET BANNED" banner.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;43594366]Idiot cull - Rust edition[/QUOTE] Id buy a title linking to that thread to trap more rust denizens.
Yeah, do idiot cull panem et circenses
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