• postal and the rust forum ~chapter 1 and 2~
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If somebody is evil enough, they should create a user title linking to a gif/Video with a fake Rust key against a brightly colored and rapidly flashing background.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43608046]If somebody is evil enough, they should create a user title linking to a gif/Video with a fake Rust key against a brightly colored and rapidly flashing background.[/QUOTE] i have something better.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;43607997]If postal had a FREE RUST KEYS screamer title it would be the apocalypse for the entire Rust section Just imagine how many children won't sleep that night, glorious[/QUOTE] yeah i'm surprised nobody's done it yet
[QUOTE=postal;43608066]yeah i'm surprised nobody's done it yet[/QUOTE] give me the HTTP code for it. Ill actually pay for it.
Goatse would be also good for those kids. Or be a nice guy and put rickroll. So many possibilities for titles that can make rusters rage..
and ill donate to jaykin bacon.
Keep the jist of the title the same, but change "PM me for" with "Click here for" and make the whole title a link. Wait wait wait - instead of the flashing gif, make a video where portions of the fake Rust key are slowly revealed and have the screamer appear halfway through.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43608081]give me the HTTP code for it. Ill actually pay for it.[/QUOTE] [code]<a href="http://j.mp/ZodkM5"><font color="red"><b>Click Here to Request a VAC Unban!</b></font></a>[/code] If it's too long remove the <font color="red"> and </font>
I know there is a character limit for titles, but could you add "Key/VAC Unban" instead of just "Vac Unban" if possible? [B]Instead of "Click here to request a Vac Unban," maybe it could be "Click here for Key/Vac Unban" to save characters and also get more people to click.[/B]
What i wanna do is in giant red text have "FREE RUST KEYS! CLICK HERE!" and have postals ass pop up. I want it simple.
Maybe you could add a "Tyrannical Russian-type style Bullshit" caption to Postal's ass pic?
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43608213]What i wanna do is in giant red text have "FREE RUST KEYS! CLICK HERE!" and have postals ass pop up. I want it simple.[/QUOTE] Postal's ass along with a screamer sound
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43608243]Maybe you could add a "Tyrannical Russian-type style Bullshit" caption to Postal's ass pic?[/QUOTE] if i get the picture, ya, ill do it.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;43608269]if i get the picture, ya, ill do it.[/QUOTE] I have a domain I'll code this up real quick.
[QUOTE=lope;43608319]I have a domain I'll code this up real quick.[/QUOTE] You'll code the screamer/ass pic, or ass pic only?
its a plan then.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;43608330]You'll code the screamer/ass pic, or ass pic only?[/QUOTE] It'll be postals ass with a screamer sounds playing
[QUOTE=lope;43608348]It'll be postals ass with a screamer sounds playing[/QUOTE] [I]I salute you, lope.[/I] (Don't forget the tyrannical Russian-type style bullshit comment. If you feel evil, maybe you can go all out and have the text rapidly flash as well.)
[QUOTE=lope;43608348]It'll be postals ass with a screamer sounds playing[/QUOTE] or we could just get ear rape.
[QUOTE=lope;43608348]It'll be postals ass with a screamer sounds playing[/QUOTE] Don't forget to add tyrannical russian-type style bullshit on the ass.
add this [video=youtube;YGKBoHjLdYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGKBoHjLdYw[/video]
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;43607863]I'd use the "you are an idiot" gif page for the title.. if I could actually buy it.[/QUOTE] is piv.pivpiv or whatever still a thing
Use a GIF that rapidly alternates between a picture of Gaben's smiling face and postal's ass. Along with ear rape and all. Two things every VAC-banned whiner needs to see today.
what about this? NSFW: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/expo-anus1.jpg[/url]
forget screamers, just a picture of postal's ass with "in the arms of an angel" playing, and a 'rust' button somewhere that just leads to the store page make it subtle so they think there's a trick to it, like maybe there's a promo code that's supposed to be applied and they just gotta keep trying
[QUOTE=dai;43608701]forget screamers, just a picture of postal's ass with "in the arms of an angel" playing, and a 'rust' button somewhere that just leads to the store page[/QUOTE] drop everything, we have a winner.
it must be midi tho [url]http://www.free-midi.org/song/sarah_mclachlan-angel.html[/url]
[highlight]it's right here sexual shark, I'm sure you'll find it[/highlight] Um guys it's done: It's quiet on the website but loud as balls on my computer, whatever HEADPHONE WARNING: [url]http://scnggames.com/rust/Rust_Keys_Unban.html[/url]
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ill be back later, ill check on progress, when its gone and decided, ill make it a title for postal.
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