Impossible
even old men still fap at least once a year.
so I'm guessing OP wants us to put porn in here to make it harder for the users participating right? When in reality this thread will become the new porn central thread everyone will fap to outside of fastthreads.
Good thinking OP!
[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]
No seriously I like this idea
I already fapped twice
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;27117484]Don't be so sure of that, your body will (essentially) do it if you don't so why not give your body the benefit of the doubt.[/QUOTE]
You know, I could just do this and listen to the "No hands jackpot" clip.
Also no, my body doesn't premature ejaculate, why would I want it to do that.
That's like asking someone to take away your man card
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;27117476]think of the load you'd blow after a whole fucking year[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't blow jack shit. After a year your slime-coated testacles would fucking explode and then dissolve back into the depths of your lumpy urethra. Then you would slowly become a large, man-fetus in a scaly, vagina-tasting red bubble that would pump green, liquid shit through tubes into your mouth.
That's what fucking happens when you don't fucking masturbate all year. Don't do it.
[QUOTE=Lolthanio;27117359]who the hell in their right mind wouldn't fap for a whole year?[/QUOTE]
A 13 year old.
Or someone with a girlfriend.
I'll try but I'll probably fail after 2 weeks. Still though never know
[QUOTE=mr apple;27117511]You know, I could just do this and listen to the "No hands jackpot" clip.[/QUOTE]
Does jack shit
Apparent impossibility aside this should be pretty fucking funny if there are any takers
I had a year without masturbating from Sept 2009 to Sept 2010. After the first month or so you really forget about it and it doesn't become a problem. At least that's how it was for me.
People are talking about getting a girlfriend like you magically don't need to fap when you get one. That's not how it works people, most girls don't start putting out for a while. And what about the times you're horny as fuck and your girlfriend isn't with/in the mood? Getting a girlfriend isn't a magical solution to masturbating.
Sign me up.
[QUOTE=Foxcow;27117390]I bet I can make it longer than 50% of the people who apply.[/QUOTE]
I bet that's because you're 10
Why the fuck not? I did the month thing easily. I'll give this a shot.
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;27117573]I bet that's because you're 10[/QUOTE]
I'm a bit older than you.
I have a girlfriend, guess I'll sign up for it.
Uhh to all you who actually try this have fun with wet dreams and a useless dickballs in the future
Even with a girlfriend who puts out I fap.
No you know what, challenge accepted.
a year without fapping
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[QUOTE=mjbrooks194;27117612]Even with a girlfriend who puts out I fap.[/QUOTE]
I do too, but it will test my willpower.
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;27117600]Uhh to all you who actually try this have fun with wet dreams and a useless dickballs in the future[/QUOTE]
You sure do seem to have experience with this.
Box:Other ratio of 3:1
Let's see how long this goes on
very little people were able to finish no fap November so what makes people think anyone would be able to go a full year. I bet you anything /h/ and the rest of those boards will be just as full at midnight as they were yesterday.
Lol nice try OP
[QUOTE=chaoselite;27117620]I do too, but it will test my willpower.[/QUOTE]
Persons face, two days after accepting the challange
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Yeah okay lets see if I last that long.
It's really not that hard, I rarely masturbate as I don't really enjoy it that much, I don't think I've done it for the past 3 or 4 years anyway. If you don't really think about it at all it's not that hard, I'd say.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;27117633]very little people were able to finish no fap November so what makes people think anyone would be able to go a full year. I bet you anything /h/ and the rest of those boards will be just as full at midnight as they were yesterday.[/QUOTE]
Oh I never claimed it was possible, that's what gives it potential though :v:
So according to OP, I can fap but not orgasm?
[QUOTE=Big Ben;27117561]People are talking about getting a girlfriend like you magically don't need to fap when you get one. That's not how it works people, most girls don't start putting out for a while. And what about the times you're horny as fuck and your girlfriend isn't with/in the mood? Getting a girlfriend isn't a magical solution to masturbating.[/QUOTE]
I beat it more often when I have a girlfriend I think about it more often.
I went a week without doing so once, was on edge by the third day, had a small acne breakout by the 5th day.
Fuck a year.
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