[QUOTE=kirby2112;42689185]Why would you get a surprise dildo in the mail?
Brilliant 2000th post. :I[/QUOTE]
You said you'd raffle the first one, it'd be rude to refuse the gift so I'd have to accept it.
As someone suggested earlier, send it to Garry.
Oh, I'm raffling off the 2nd one. The first goes to the Facepunch offices.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;42691152]Oh, I'm raffling off the 2nd one. The first goes to the Facepunch orifices.[/QUOTE]
FTFY
[QUOTE=axemunger;42681066][URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17691911/for%20max.png"]Now![/URL][/QUOTE]
OP should model a baguette dragon dildo. It'd probably get more votes, which is pretty fucked up
[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;42697800]OP should model a baguette dragon dildo. It'd probably get more votes, which is pretty fucked up[/QUOTE]
I'll ask the guy who modeled it if he's up for it. :v:
Lol that one is random, Didn't expect so many replies
Registered just to vote, if this gets through I'm hoping that gare-bear really enjoys it
if this happens I will buy one and use it regularly
[QUOTE=Judas;42707370]if this happens I will buy one and use it regularly[/QUOTE]
Pfft, and people said there was no market for this. :D
-snorp-
shit nevermind I'm an idiot
How long until you know if it will be sold or not?
[QUOTE=James xX;42723361]How long until you know if it will be sold or not?[/QUOTE]
It'll probably be quite some time. The last contest is ending in a few days. As far as I know, once the current one ends, the next one will start. Around halfway through the new one, I'll submit a verification attempt, and hopefully it will be accepted. Then, there'll be about four or five finalists that will be voted from. That's when the votes will really count, so I may end up making another thread at that time to try and get as many as possible.
Just submit the baguette dildo for the next one
:v:
I wonder if they would allow fleshlite submissions?
[QUOTE=James xX;42731885]I wonder if they would allow fleshlite submissions?[/QUOTE]
No, according to the rules, it has to be phallic.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;42732598]No, according to the rules, it has to be phallic.[/QUOTE]
Make a phallic vagina!
[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;42735451]Make a phallic vagina![/QUOTE]
Haha, I'll just claim that the sheath end is to be inserted, and the cunt end is just a pretty base. :v:
[QUOTE=kirby2112;42738732]Haha, I'll just claim that the sheath end is to be inserted, and the cunt end is just a pretty base. :v:[/QUOTE]
The tip should be the vagina :v:
Nah, the end should be the vagina, so you can put your fingers in and get more control over the movement.
Real opinion from a furry.
[img]http://puu.sh/58k2D.png[/img]
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;42750990]Real opinion from a furry.
[img]http://puu.sh/58k2D.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Are they... Into that sort of thing? Maybe we've hit upon an untapped demographic!
Sadly, the baguette Dildough will not come to be, as the modeller is now above making things as silly as dildos.
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[QUOTE=kirby2112;42780180]Sadly, the baguette Dildough will not come to be, as the modeller is now above making things as silly as dildos.[/QUOTE]
Just ask sparkwire he'll likely do it then never give you the sources to submit.
I once bought a dildo. Used it a couple times, had once had a really good orgasm off of it. Then I threw it away worried my mother would find it because we were going to be renovating my old room. Never been much of a horny bottom, despite how horny I used to get over the idea because of curiosities when I was younger. And then one night I was jerking off, and all the sudden I started thinking about Bad Dragon dildos, (I'm not into weird shit like dragons) and then I kinda enjoyed the idea, because it sounds like a pretty pleasurable dildo. I don't plan on buying one, but damn that design in OP looks like it'd be a bottom treasure.
[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;42837374]I once bought a dildo. Used it a couple times, had once had a really good orgasm off of it. Then I threw it away worried my mother would find it because we were going to be renovating my old room. Never been much of a horny bottom, despite how horny I used to get over the idea because of curiosities when I was younger. And then one night I was jerking off, and all the sudden I started thinking about Bad Dragon dildos, (I'm not into weird shit like dragons) and then I kinda enjoyed the idea, because it sounds like a pretty pleasurable dildo. I don't plan on buying one, but damn that design in OP looks like it'd be a bottom treasure.[/QUOTE]
If it becomes a real thing, can I quote you in a testimonial as saying "That design looks like a bottom treasure"?
pls
oh god why
[QUOTE=acdc920605;42854478]oh god why[/QUOTE]
God can't help you now. All you can do is make the purchase.
(when it inevitably wins because it's a bottom treasure)
Any clue on the chances for the Buttpunch to become a real thing?
[QUOTE=kirby2112;42856600]God can't help you now. All you can do is make the purchase.
(when it inevitably wins because it's a bottom treasure)[/QUOTE]
Must resist
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