The internet has offically scared the fuck outta me, help
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[QUOTE=BlargCow;20605406]wow slenderman isnt even scary[/QUOTE]
hes supposed to remind you of yourself hes creepy and stalks people and nobody likes him so people are scared of him cuz they hate themselves
[QUOTE=KmScMT;20605652]hes supposed to remind you of yourself hes creepy and stalks people and nobody likes him so people are scared of him cuz they hate themselves[/QUOTE]
fuckin lol
You don't become un-paranoid. You join the subscriber list to enquirer. Make wackjob videos like loose change. Talk about the coming end of the world and then you'll be "Normal" to your new group of friends
<3
[QUOTE=KmScMT;20605652]hes supposed to remind you of yourself hes creepy and stalks people and nobody likes him so people are scared of him cuz they hate themselves[/QUOTE]
is this true??? (i need confirmation)
Just go play outside in the sand box, It appears you're not old enough for the Internet yet.
*gives pitty cookie to OP* there there OP try not to think about just go watch some funny youtube vids.
[QUOTE=aires260;20605762]*gives pitty cookie to OP* there there OP try not to think about just go watch some funny youtube vids.[/QUOTE]
*slaps cookie away*
No no. He needs to learn the hard way!
Just think of Blender Man.
[img]http://wklondon.typepad.com/welcome_to_optimism/images/blender_man.jpg[/img]
Sigh, i knew i shouldnt've taken this to facepunch, no one takes anyone seriously.
Also RayvenQ, im actually reading that while looking at this, and my freind keeps cautioning me like its fucking satan himself.
You're freaking out, over slender man?
Come on.
[QUOTE=Skelmech;20605795]Sigh, i knew i shouldnt've taken this to facepunch, no one takes anyone seriously.
Also RayvenQ, im actually reading that while looking at this, and my freind keeps cautioning me like its fucking satan himself.[/QUOTE]
We're not taking it serious because it's not serious.
[b]I DONT MEAN SLENDERMAN, HE WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE FFFFFF[/b]
/caps
Murderoco, i dont mean its so serious its ruining my life
Here, let me just re-ask my question
I how do i learn to enjoy scary things?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;20605637]OP, The soloution for you to get over your fear is to [URL="http://www.freewebs.com/huclan/caver/"]Read This[/URL] all the way to the end.[/QUOTE]
TLDR please.
I'll just leave this here. You should check it out.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbnwsIeE[/media]
Yes, i do always feel like someone's watching me, tahnk you for posting that
Also, :v: rated you funny
Suicide mouse had me looking over my back for a week even though i laughed throughout the entire thing, agian i know its fake but i get paranoid as fuck.
[QUOTE=aydin690;20605925]TLDR please.[/QUOTE]
Okay TLDR: Read it.
[QUOTE=aydin690;20605925]TLDR please.[/QUOTE]
Guy makes a map of his school in css and gets arrested
Max Headroom was pretty freaky though, watch it a couple times until it actually seems like a joke as was intended.
[QUOTE=gameplaya89;20605975]I'll just leave this here. You should check it out.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbnwsIeE[/media][/QUOTE]
If you get scared by suicide mouse, you are easily scared by ambiance.
You can not honestly be scared of a imaginary creatue that was created on a forum you frequent.
[QUOTE=Skelmech;20605064]Seriously, scary things scare me, which makes sense, except I know most of them aren't real, like slender man, but i still lose sleep over these things. Hell, that thing with the pirated T.V. station and the guy with the mask and scared the fuck out of me, ever since finding the slender man thread I've been looking over my shoulder and freaking out at the nearest sound, I now have to sleep with some form of a light on whether it be the T.V. or the light itself, its becoming kind of sad but no matter how much I tell myself its fake or stop thinking about it or looking at the scary thread's, I still get freaked, I've actually always wanted to enjoy scary thing's, but I just cant seem to do it.
TL;DR: I get scared by my own fucking shadow because of the internet and need to learn how to not be such a pussy.
So is there anyway at all I can not be scared by fucking everything?[/QUOTE]
Slender man is standing right behind you. Right now.
He wants twenty bucks and a can of Dr. Pepper.
listen to some chilled out music, watch a few funny videos and chat to some friends and you will forget about being afraid.
Try to get the scary stuff off your mind as soon as possible when its brought up. I always think of Slenderman when I'm alone outside and its night time, but I just changes thoughts asap.
Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.
well its not like im crying over it, and i do easily forget it, its just when im alone does it come back to me, when im in bed trying to sleep does the paranoia come back
If anything the internet has desensitized me.
[QUOTE=BlargCow;20605717]is this true??? (i need confirmation)[/QUOTE]
yes