• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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[quote][img]http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/scp-666-j/65cvn6.jpg[/img] [b]A research team hypothesized that rollerblades are, technically, vehicles. We tested their hypothesis by having Gerald skate into the IRG's headquarters in Tehran. They were right.[/b][/quote] I laugh every time.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;35128636]Gerald[/QUOTE] Oh that's great haha
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;35128589]Dr Gerald? [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j[/url][/QUOTE] This is more or less me playing a free-roam racing game
As much as I enjoy SCP for it's creepy and intriguing content, I still fall prey to Gerald's antics. Greatest comic relief of all time.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/daddy[/url] :(
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;35129905][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/daddy[/url] :([/QUOTE] ...:saddowns: well, he was leaking top secret stuff...
[QUOTE=MightyMax;35130245]...:saddowns: well, he was leaking top secret stuff...[/QUOTE] Secure. Contain. Protect. Also what was the third "story"?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35130288]Secure. Contain. Protect. Also what was the third "story"?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's [sp]just saying how he's going to try to leak some top secret information out of the Foundation in the form of "stories".[/sp]
Just a question after reading Duke Til' Dawn Did Kondraki survive getting eaten by 687? It's not made clear. Edit: After re-reading, I see he did, so allow me to re-phrase; HOW did Kondraki survive getting eaten by 687? I know 083 was an immortal uber super duper vampire count drakula or whatever, but..
[QUOTE=Strongbad;35130783]Just a question after reading Duke Til' Dawn Did Kondraki survive getting eaten by 687? It's not made clear.[/QUOTE] Well when they described him killing 083 682 was never mentioned, also all the interviews appeared to have been 05 trying to decide whether or not to terminate him which would mean there's something left of him to terminate. Also the last log is from a microphone in a break room, two guys are reviewing the footage recovered from Site-19 in their spare time and Kondraki comes up and asks what they're watching. I have no idea HOW he survived (probably those 408s) but he does appear to have.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35130837]Well when they described him killing 083 682 was never mentioned, also all the interviews appeared to have been 05 trying to decide whether or not to terminate him which would mean there's something left of him to terminate. Also the last log is from a microphone in a break room, two guys are reviewing the footage recovered from Site-19 in their spare time and Kondraki comes up and asks what they're watching. I have no idea HOW he survived (probably those 408s) but he does appear to have.[/QUOTE] That, or he used the SCP equivalent of the Dead Ringer from tf2 and crawled out 683's asshole. Wait, nevermind. The chair he sat in was 396, that's how he escaped.
We need to bring Dr.Tendo back. If I could find the posts I had made way back when I'd do it, but I CBA. Someone do it for me. Or I can do a rapid-fire SCP creation. First VAGUE suggestions gets turned into an SCP, gogo.
Just read through everything having to do with [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki]Incident 239-B[/url] I love how in [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/supplemental-report-239-b-192]Supplemental Report 239-b-192[/url] Dr. Clef "accidentally fell out of his chair and struck his head nine times against the corner of the desk, fracturing his skull and snapping his neck" Immediately after Dr. Kondraki shouted "You BASTARD! I'll kill you".
I'm going to make a dossier of a undiscovered instance of SCP-87 at my school. There's a small door under a classroom block that's locked all the time and looks like a rusted green door. Might just put the folder beside it with some info on SCP-87 and how the door might be an instance of it occurring outside of the other zone. If I make it official looking enough I could scare the shit out of someone and raise attention to the website. I just finished adding coffee stains and doing doodles of other SCP's with my written note of the SCP and classifying it. Wish me luck when I place it tomorrow. If anyone else is interested in similar escapades there is a thread on the SCP forum called document leaking along the same lines of people placing SCP info in library's and other places. Note: O-5's please don't get mad and terminate me.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;35130783]687[/QUOTE][QUOTE=asteroidrules;35130837]682[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Strongbad;35130851]683[/QUOTE] What?
[QUOTE=Someone4956;35131649]We need to bring Dr.Tendo back.[/QUOTE] NO he got overused and stopped being funny like the fifth time you guys used him besides he's still colourblind and in a coma from the time he played Splinter Cell: Conviction, remember?
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;35129600]This is more or less me playing a free-roam racing game[/QUOTE] You know how there's that short horror game based on SCP-087 (or whatever the stairwell one's number is)? There should be a game based on Dr. Gerald. As Dr. Gerald, you can "request" different vehicles when you level up and you get bonuses based on how many D-class you can fit into your vehicle or they act as perks to increase the amount of destruction or something like that, idk.
[QUOTE=Cone;35134776]NO he got overused and stopped being funny like the fifth time you guys used him besides he's still colourblind and in a coma from the time he played Splinter Cell: Conviction, remember?[/QUOTE] a lot of things happened to him, there was never any "canon" besides a lot of them were pretty funny [QUOTE=brandonsh;32667399]Test #48 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: DooM Details: After 1 hour of playtime, Dr. Tendo was reported to be running around the facility, attacking D-Class while screaming "RIP AND TEAR!". This condition is thought to be temporary, and Dr. Tendo should be kept in a locked room and supplied with food and water for the time being. [I]"Jesus Christ, I've never seen that much crazy before, and I've seen a lot of crazy."[/I] - Dr. █████" [I]"YOU ARE HUGE. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!"[/I]​ - Dr. Bright [I]"My guts!"[/I] - D-2/105-382-118[/QUOTE] EDIT// shameless self plug but [QUOTE=DChapsfield;32670795]Test #11 Name: Dr. Tendo Subject: Killing Floor (PC) Details: After an elapsed 3.56 hours of gameplay, Dr. Tendo promptly got up and left the facility. The next morning, security officers [REDACTED] reported Dr. Tendo attempting to bribe his way through security with a crossbow holstered on his back. When questioned for his identification, Dr. Tendo took out $50 bundles of bills and threw them on the floor in front of the officers, describing his quantity of money as "loads." After fifteen minutes of unsuccesful bribing, when Dr. Tendo finally ran out of money (which seems to have been stolen from his Foundation pension), he reportedly yelled, "YER ALL FUR-COAT, NO-KNICKERS BITCHES." Following this, his expression went blank as he turned around and left, yelling such phrases as "Spare some cash, guys?" and "Someone lend me a tenner!" Dr. Tendo returned seemingly normal the next day, although he has gained a faux-British accent which he claims to have always been part of his voice. Psychiatric evaluation of level 3 clearance recommended. [I]Note// Perhaps Dr. Tendo should have a break. Also, I'm amazed he didn't kill anyone. Since when did we have crossbows in the facility?[/I][/QUOTE]
Does anyone know of a tag or page that shows as SCP's that have D-class permanently assigned to them that are exempt from termination?
[QUOTE=Awegner;35132720]I'm going to make a dossier of a undiscovered instance of SCP-87 at my school. There's a small door under a classroom block that's locked all the time and looks like a rusted green door. Might just put the folder beside it with some info on SCP-87 and how the door might be an instance of it occurring outside of the other zone. If I make it official looking enough I could scare the shit out of someone and raise attention to the website. I just finished adding coffee stains and doing doodles of other SCP's with my written note of the SCP and classifying it. Wish me luck when I place it tomorrow. If anyone else is interested in similar escapades there is a thread on the SCP forum called document leaking along the same lines of people placing SCP info in library's and other places. Note: O-5's please don't get mad and terminate me.[/QUOTE] Could you post pics?
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;35137400]Could you post pics?[/QUOTE] Sure, ill get them in over the weekend.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35135710]You know how there's that short horror game based on SCP-087 (or whatever the stairwell one's number is)? There should be a game based on Dr. Gerald. As Dr. Gerald, you can "request" different vehicles when you level up and you get bonuses based on how many D-class you can fit into your vehicle or they act as perks to increase the amount of destruction or something like that, idk.[/QUOTE] Burnout: Secure, Contain, EXPLOSION! Roller skates as an unlockable.
[QUOTE=Someone4956;35131649]We need to bring Dr.Tendo back. If I could find the posts I had made way back when I'd do it, but I CBA. Someone do it for me. Or I can do a rapid-fire SCP creation. First VAGUE suggestions gets turned into an SCP, gogo.[/QUOTE] Telepathic Telephone.
[QUOTE=supersocko;35130554]I'm pretty sure it's [sp]just saying how he's going to try to leak some top secret information out of the Foundation in the form of "stories".[/sp][/QUOTE] I think that "daddy" is the certain doctor whose mind is trapped inside a certain medal. And when they tested it on a monkey, the monkey became him, mentally.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;35152390]I think that "daddy" is the certain doctor whose mind is trapped inside a certain medal. And when they tested it on a monkey, the monkey became him, mentally.[/QUOTE] I don't think Daddy was Dr.Bright, but Bright probably was the necklace in that story.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35152454]I don't think Daddy was Dr.Bright, but Bright probably was the necklace in that story.[/QUOTE] I can't find the story, but if I remember correctly, a doctor was killed while handling the medal and they found out his mind got trapped in it, and it transferred to living things it touched.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;35152471]I can't find the story, but if I remember correctly, a doctor was killed while handling the medal and they found out his mind got trapped in it, and it transferred to living things it touched.[/QUOTE] Yes that is how dr bright got trapped in the thing :v: if I remember right he was a low level agent or something until he got trapped.
Has anyone made an SCP based on that creepypasta with the cave that eats you alive yet?
[QUOTE=credesniper;35136687]Does anyone know of a tag or page that shows as SCP's that have D-class permanently assigned to them that are exempt from termination?[/QUOTE] Just search the word exempt on the foundation site. Half of the results pertain to your query.
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;35152926]Has anyone made an SCP based on that creepypasta with the cave that eats you alive yet?[/QUOTE] The what?
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