Dunno if this is late
There's an SCP-999 which is a sort of oozeball that makes everything happy
So they used it on 682 and check it out
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SCP-999 is released into SCP-682’s containment area. SCP-999 immediately slithers towards SCP-682.
999: (elated gurgles)
682: (unintelligible groans, growling) What is that?
SCP-999 moves in front of SCP-682, jumping up and down in a dog-like manner while calling out in a high-pitched squealing noise.
682: (groans) Disgusting…
SCP-682 immediately steps on SCP-999, completely flattening SCP-999. Observers were about to abort the experiment when SCP-682 started talking again.
682: (grunts) Hmmm? (unintelligible) what is this… (low noise, similar to light chuckle) I feel all… tingly inside…
SCP-999 can be seen crawling up from between SCP-682’s toes, up along its side and around its neck, where it clings on and begins gently nuzzling with its pseudopod. A wide grin slowly spreads across SCP-682’s face.
682: (deep chuckling) I feel… so… happy. Happy… (laughs) happy… happy…
SCP-682 repeats the word “happy” for several minutes, laughing occasionally before escalating into nonstop laughter. As laughter continues, SCP-682 rolls around on its back, slamming its tail upon the floor with dangerous force.
682: (bellowing laughter) Stop! No tickling! (continues laughing)
SCP-682 and SCP-999 continue the “tickle fight” until SCP-682 finally wears down and appears to fall asleep with what would appear to be a smile on its face. After fifteen minutes with no activity, two D-Class personnel enter the room to retrieve SCP-999. When SCP-999 is removed, SCP-682 immediately wakes up and unleashes an unidentifiable wave of energy from its body, all the while laughing maniacally.
All persons within the wave’s range collapse into crippling fits of laughter, allowing SCP-682 to escape and slaughter all in its path. Meanwhile, SCP-999 quickly rescues as many persons as it can, taking them to a safe place to recover from SCP-682’s "laughter wave" while agents suppress and recontain SCP-682.
Despite the tragedy that SCP-682 had brought upon the facility, SCP-999 has not shown any fear towards the creature and in fact has made gestures suggesting it wants to “play” with SCP-682 again. SCP-682, however, has stated, “That feculent little snot wad can [DATA EXPUNGED] and die."
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO
DrBright goes off on a rant against a crap SCP:
[QUOTE=DrBright]
Item #: SCP-1800
[i]You got it right here, how come it isn't right in the title?[/i]
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to its nature, SCP-1800 is impossible to contain, however, its current position should be monitored at all times, and any unusual activity is to be cause for the evacuation of any population center within 200 Km of its current location.
[I]NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! *starts rolling up the newspaper* We are Special CONTAINMENT Procedures/Protocols. That means, the most important part of your article is how we CONTAIN this shit.[/I]
At present, SCP-1800 is located somewhere in [REDACTED] and is currently moving ██ km/h with a heading of ██
[I]Why, the FUCK, would you redact its location? and how fast it moves? That shit seems pretty important, yo.[/I]
Description:
Due to the nature of SCP-1800, it is impossible to directly view, however, signs that it may be present include zones of lower ambient air pressure, dark spots in satellite imagery, and lower ambient temperatures.
[I]So, basically, it can be seen by what it obscures, right? Enh.[/I]
SCP-1800 is a being described as being made of “pure nothingness”, absorbing all light, noise, and energy within a variable radius estimated to be between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], any matter that comes in to contact with the central component of SCP-1800 simply vanishes, the ultimate fate of matter that comes in to contact with SCP-1800’s central mass is currently unknown, any GPS locators are lost the moment they come in to contact with SCP-1800. To date, an estimated ████ kg of matter has been lost this way.
[I]Pure, Nothingness? Oh my god, this is an orb of annihilation, isn't it? ISN'T IT? Also, again, the SIZE of the thing is a pretty damned important feature. Also, the term 'Pure Nothingness' just doesn't sound scientific.[/I]
Should an organism come in to contact with SCP-1800, it is erased from history, any mentions of it in written text vanish, and any memories featuring it are altered to no longer contain it. This history altering effect has been shown to work on video and audio recordings as well. [Researcher Note: How the hell do we know this?]
[I]EVEN THE RESEARCHER YOU WROTE INTO THE ARTICLE IS TELLING YOU HOW STUPID THIS IS![/I]
D-Class Personnel who have come in to contact with SCP-1800’s central mass have vanished, and any records pertaining to them were found to have been edited to no longer contain any mention of them.
[I]HOW THE FUCK DO WE KNOW THEY WENT IN, IF ALL OUR MEMORIES AND NOTES WERE ALTERED?[/I]
Due to SCP-1800’s variable size and inherent incredibly destructive nature, it poses a significant threat to all life on earth, and should constantly be considered a potential XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario, should SCP-1800 be found to be increasing in size at an alarming rate, experimental Keter containment procedure 1800-Omega is to be enacted [Refer to document 1800-Omega for further details]
[I]…What. The. Fuck. I just… I just cannot comprehend… It's like you went out of your way to create the absolute most powerful SCP, the one we absolutely could not stop. THAT DOESN'T MAKE A GOOD SCP! You know what? F this. Shouty Bright, out.[/I][/QUOTE]
I love this guy.
the original writer had a case of good idea (cool an object flying through the atmosphere that is pretty much a black hole) but bad execution.
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;35184690]DrBright goes off on a rant against a crap SCP:
I love this guy.[/QUOTE]
He instantly wins for the line "Oh my god, this is an orb of annihilation, isn't it? ISN'T IT?". I didn't think that I'd ever see that particular bit of DND lore anywhere else.
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;35184690]DrBright goes off on a rant against a crap SCP:
I love this guy.[/QUOTE]
One thing I sort of don't get is that he's mad about the location and speed of it being redacted, yet unless it's a foundation site that stuff typically is. Other than that he's right.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35185081]One thing I sort of don't get is that he's mad about the location and speed of it being redacted, yet unless it's a foundation site that stuff typically is. Other than that he's right.[/QUOTE]
You never redact anything from the Containment Procedures, it's bad form.
Why would you redact the information needed to keep it contained?
Plus, it's lazy to [REDACT] information regarding the thing's description, like its size and travel speed. The reader could just fill in any numbers which would break the description, too. Things seem a lot more realistic when you include and specify its exact measurements, alluding to the scientific approach of the Foundation.
Also, regarding -1893, at the very end:
[quote]You know it was me, right, Dr Silas? I'm [I]always[/I] listening.[/quote]
You guys know the Garrys Mod gamemode Elevator Source? If not, its basically a elevator simulator thats map takes to to a plethora of random rooms, from Mexico to the Jurassic period and even space. It kinda gave me the idea to make an SCP based on it. When you enter the elevator, a plethora of buttons is on the panel, which list vague and strange floor numbers A12, !, ?!, etc. And upon the pushing of one of these buttons its going to take you somewhere, 682s chamber? Atlantis? The hallway to the left of the containment chamber? Its always random, but nine times out of ten it doesn't necessarily take you to a survivable area, for example, space. I dont think there's air in space and Im almost certain that you cant survive in it without some kind of space suit.
Anyway its a work in progress, Im kinda just shooting ideas here. I want FPs input on this though.
[QUOTE=dvc;35187877]You guys know the Garrys Mod gamemode Elevator Source? If not, its basically a elevator simulator thats map takes to to a plethora of random rooms, from Mexico to the Jurassic period and even space. It kinda gave me the idea to make an SCP based on it. When you enter the elevator, a plethora of buttons is on the panel, which list vague and strange floor numbers A12, !, ?!, etc. And upon the pushing of one of these buttons its going to take you somewhere, 682s chamber? Atlantis? The hallway to the left of the containment chamber? Its always random, but nine times out of ten it doesn't necessarily take you to a survivable area, for example, space. I dont think there's air in space and Im almost certain that you cant survive in it without some kind of space suit.
Anyway its a work in progress, Im kinda just shooting ideas here. I want FPs input on this though.[/QUOTE]
I had the same sort of idea but it was a door that whenever you open it is a different place from around the world. I was going to have expeditions and teams going through and ending up in Chinese Tea houses, apartments, closets and eventually 682's containment centre. (where he broke out and killed another [Redacted] amount of agents.)
[QUOTE=Awegner;35188017]I had the same sort of idea but it was a door that whenever you open it is a different place from around the world. I was going to have expeditions and teams going through and ending up in Chinese Tea houses, apartments, closets and eventually 682's containment centre. (where he broke out and killed another [Redacted] amount of agents.)[/QUOTE]
Maybe we could collaborate to write something? That would be fun, mind if I add you on steam?
[QUOTE=TheFishyG;35153553]hey guys, I had an idea for an SCP
It'd have two parts. SCP-XXX-1 would be a stereotypical french maid's uniform with stereotypically 'attractive' proportions/body shape, and SCP-XXX-2 would be either a random person or a D-class/agent/doctor/Foundation personnel.
The thing about the maid uniform is that any female within a certain vicinity of it get an odd compulsion or drive to put it on. Males don't really care. XXX-2 can also persuade a female to wear it, as a psychic edge is put onto his words when he suggests it. As the amount of time around the uniform increases, the drive/compulsion increases, and it can get to the point where the victim seeks nothing more than to put it on. Once put on, the person wearing it would be unable to take it off. The odd thing is, the victim has an iggling feeling in the back of their mind that tells them that they [i]don't[/i] want to take it off.
That's when the shit happens. At first, the person is normal (aside from the maid uniform that they're stuck in), but soon, they start becoming incredibly persuaded by SCP-XXX-2. Like, they'd do whatever -2 tells them to do [i]to a degree[/i]. The person in the uniform would go get -2 a delicious lobster, not suck his dick in the quite literal sense.
Afterwards, during a period of time, the person in the uniform's memories change. At first, it's small shit, like -2 being inserted into the backgrounds of less-important memories, but soon, -2's in the more important memories. Then the mindfuckery goes into full-throttle, replacing important figures in the person's memory with -2. XXX-2 is the person's mother and father, XXX-2 was all of the person's favorite teachers, XXX-2 was the person's friends, that sort of shit.
Once the person's memories are completely and utterly dominated by XXX-2, the person becomes romantically, emotionally, and sexually attached to -2, and basically becomes a complete and utter slave to -2.
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that sounds like dumb fetish fuel IMO
the kind of stuff you'd see in your average eastern adult doujinshi
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;35188479]that sounds like dumb fetish fuel IMO
the kind of stuff you'd see in your average eastern adult doujinshi[/QUOTE]
agreed, sounds kinky as fuck
[sub]write it[/sub]
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO[/QUOTE]
Taking the idea and running with it :v:
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We need to send a slinky down 87.
oh fuck yes another D class coming down my way for me to mur-
:|
[QUOTE=Novangel;35189944]oh fuck yes another D class coming down my way for me to mur-
:D[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=Riller;35189516]We need to send a slinky down 87.[/QUOTE]
Maybe that's how it started.
[QUOTE]It was just a regular old ghost haunting some infinite stairs. That was, until 087 came across a slinky. Before 087 was a ghost, it [I]adored[/I] slinkies, and wanted desperately to play with it and perhaps pass some time. Or it would have, if its ethereal form had any hands. 087 was utterly enraged. "I am the god of this slice of reality," it proclaimed (or I imagine it would have proclaimed if it had a mouth), "and yet I am no more capable of enjoying this slinky's presence than the hard concrete it sits on."
But there was one thing 087 [I]could[/I] manipulate; every now and again, men in pale white jumpsuits with the words "D-Class" marked on the back appeared on its staircase, probed into the darkness with their high-powered lamps, and left. Up until then, 087 enjoyed their presence, as endlessly scanning these hard concrete steps was both mind-numbingly boring and incredibly lonely. But oh yes, these men could be moved in ways the slinky hadn't the processes to calculate, molded and blasted like marble to a sculptor's chisel and hammer.
Perhaps 087's fragile mind snapped. Perhaps, in a way, the staircase it inhabited was more macabre and contorted than 087 could ever have the misfortune to be, and this pushed it into its psychopathic state. Whatever the reason, 087 had processed the cruel irony it had been faced with, and would have most likely laughed if it posessed vocal cords.
"I can change and manipulate these "D-Class" in a way beyond any need for hands and digits!" It grinned from the darkness, its theoretical mouth forming a rictus of hate and scizhophrenic joy, "I can bend and shift them from this mortal world to the horror of what comes next! I can grab them and take them for myself, to a place where I won't need arms or hands or tools!
[I][B]I can kill them!"[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
So basically, SCP-87-1 was before a kid who chased a slinky down SCP-87 and managed to get trapped down there and starved to death?
I thought D-Class wore orange jumpsuits?
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35191597]So basically, SCP-87-1 was before a kid who chased a slinky down SCP-87 and managed to get trapped down there and starved to death?[/QUOTE]
I guess. Maybe he was just some guy who tripped and fell down it for so long he starved to death before he could stop himself.
[editline]18th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ghhostface;35191787]I thought D-Class wore orange jumpsuits?[/QUOTE]
Do they? I always figured the Foundation had a whole white-n-black motif going on.
I thought they wore blue guard uniforms from Half-Life.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35191860]I thought they wore blue guard uniforms from Half-Life.[/QUOTE]
Infinite barneys.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35191860]I thought they wore blue guard uniforms from Half-Life.[/QUOTE]
Sounds more like security personnel and maybe field agents.
[editline]18th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Riller;35189516]We need to send a slinky down 87.[/QUOTE]
How would it get past the first landing?
Also just a suggestion, send 076 down there.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35194194]
How would it get past the first landing?
Also just a suggestion, send 076 down there.[/QUOTE]
Why not send 682 down there? :v:
I don't know, it just makes any scenario better.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35194723]Why not send 682 down there? :v:
I don't know, it just makes any scenario better.[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't fit.
[quote]Item Description: A CD containing a copy of ████ ████ █████, an eroge visual novel for the PC produced by ███████ ███████ Ltd. Differs from the original production run in that the plot and graphics of each "route" change each time the game is installed. This includes the pornographic "H-Scenes", which are completely different each time.
Date of Recovery: █-█-████
Location of Recovery: Kyoto, Japan
Current Status: [del]Currently under investigation by Dr. Edison Dr. Bright Dr. Clef[/del] Melted into slag by order of O5-█.
We are paying you people to do RESEARCH. Not watch pornography. -O5-█[/quote]
hee
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Garry'smod 13 may be in need of Special Containment Procedures.
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