The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

This is why I said the Foundation supports the war on drugs in the US. It keeps the prisons full of potential D-class.

I imagine agents with combat armour, like a bullet proof vest and stuff, professors/researchers/doctors and the like to have labcoats, and D-class to be in orange jumpsuits. Orange jumpsuits are cheap, easy to notice, and burn well.

I would say I'd like to go out for a drink with Dr Gerald, as he seems like a pretty cool guy, but I doubt I'd survive the experience.

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;35234201]I would say I'd like to go out for a drink with Dr Gerald, as he seems like a pretty cool guy, but I doubt I'd survive the experience.[/QUOTE] If he had too much, he wouldn't be allowed to drive, I guess you could survive that.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35234288]If he had too much, he wouldn't be allowed to drive, I guess you could survive that.[/QUOTE] I guess he would probably drive better drunk. As in, some dental records could still be intact.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35234288]If he had too much, he wouldn't be allowed to drive, I guess you could survive that.[/QUOTE] Did he actually need to drive the vehicle? I forgot.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35231843]Well, we are talking about people who die a lot on a daily basis.[/QUOTE] As far as I know, people generally just die once.

Except from Dr. Bright :v: Anyway, I was referring to the amount of D-Class that die every day.

87-1 looks somewhat sad, like puppy sad, need a friend sad. look at it for a while and you'll see it. maybe it just needs someone to play with them. Or since that it so far has not visibly left 87, maybe it needs help getting out.

It's a stairway, it goes either up or down, how could you possibly get lost? And sure, someone who kills anyone coming down the stairs really gives out the impression of being alone and needing a playmate [sp]sarcasm[/sp].

[QUOTE=esalaka;35234307]Did he actually need to drive the vehicle? I forgot.[/QUOTE] I think when he drives a vehicle everything around him gets exponentially more dangerous; things explode when they normally wouldn't, objects fly through the air with much greater force and buildings crumble at the slightest touch (Michael Bay physics), while any other time he gets into impossible situations that wind up almost killing him. I think those situations can also prove deadly to bystanders as well, although it's never explicitly stated. I seem to remember he only has to be a passenger for a vehicle to become a deathtrap, but I might be mistaken. Essentially being around him is like being in a Final Destination movie.

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;35238809]I think when he drives a vehicle everything around him gets exponentially more dangerous; things explode when they normally wouldn't, objects fly through the air with much greater force and buildings crumble at the slightest touch (Michael Bay physics), while any other time he gets into impossible situations that wind up almost killing him. I think those situations can also prove deadly to bystanders as well, although it's never explicitly stated. I seem to remember he only has to be a passenger for a vehicle to become a deathtrap, but I might be mistaken. Essentially being around him is like being in a Final Destination movie.[/QUOTE] Michael Bay Present's The SCP Foundation. Coming Soon.

[QUOTE=megafat;35239627]Michael Bay Present's The SCP Foundation. Coming Soon.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-foundation-the-movie[/url]

[QUOTE=Zombii;35240156][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-foundation-the-movie[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Dr. Bright (played by Bobo the monkey, voiced by Richard Simmons)[/QUOTE] My sides...

[QUOTE=Zombii;35240156][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-foundation-the-movie[/url][/QUOTE] Jesus christ come on man I'm watching the Season 5 premiere of Dexter, I don't need to be laughing

[QUOTE=Zombii;35240156][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-foundation-the-movie[/url][/QUOTE] [quote]“Actually, I was more concerned about the portrayal of yourself and your fellow co-workers. We’ve received a number of complaints… Dr. Rights, for instance, is upset that you’ve made her a into one-dimensional love interest, Dr. Bright was upset that you’ve made him out to be a complete idiot that can’t fend for himself that constantly makes fart jokes, Yoric insists that he looks nothing like Tommy Wiseau, and Delivery Agent Roadrunner is accusing you of slander. Which is understandable, as his only scene involves him yelling obscenities at the elderly, punting a baby into a wood chipper, insulting all major religious and world leaders by name, selling out the foundation to the Chaos Insurgency for pocket change, and then being gruesomely dismembered at the hands of SCP-682.” Dr. Edison chuckled. “Oh yeah, I remember that scene. God, that was fun to write…” “Anyway… Dr. Iceberg has put out a bounty on your life, Dr. Aeish says you pronounced his name wrong on at least seven dozen occasions, Dr. Gerald hates how you’ve made his poor driving skills into a running gag, Able would like to have a very violent word with you about your casting choices, Dr. Gears thinks that your characterization of himself was spot on but is repulsed by everything else in the movie, and Dr. Clef thinks you portrayed him as a sexist, chain-smoking alcoholic bigot with a hair-trigger temper.” “So? I’d say that’s a pretty accurate description.” “The problem is that he insists you owe him royalties.”[/quote] I agree that does sound like Clef, and Gears.

oh shit guys all the chat threads are pushing us to the bottom of the page maybe if we send lots of D-Class at them they'll stop

[QUOTE=fear me;35227202]Is there anyone else that really doesn't like this at all? It's just bad.[/QUOTE] Agreed, they should at least have provided a reason for sending the class D, such as maintenance. Otherwise what really put me off was the voice acting.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;35244626]Agreed, they should at least have provided a reason for sending the class D, such as maintenance. Otherwise what really put me off was the voice acting.[/QUOTE] Could it have been preliminary testing or something? 173 may have been the first SCP created, but surely it wasn't the first one catalogued in-universe.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;35244626]Agreed, they should at least have provided a reason for sending the class D, such as maintenance.[/QUOTE] Well, at least they'd be a bit nice to it, for all they know it might be human and might not enjoy being in a cell full of shit. It also allows for further investigation when the D-classes witness behavior or researchers examine their bodies.

I'm surprised no one thought to put 297 on max and put it in 682's... ... [i]Where[/i] would they put it?

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1707143/scp.jpg[/img] I saw this image and altered it, maybe someone can write a story if they're into that sort of thing.

Is that a mural? It looks quite nice.

[QUOTE=Mr. Chop;35248697][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1707143/scp.jpg[/img] I saw this image and altered it, maybe someone can write a story if they're into that sort of thing.[/QUOTE] Maybe some kind of worm?

[QUOTE=Mr. Chop;35248697][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1707143/scp.jpg[/img] I saw this image and altered it, maybe someone can write a story if they're into that sort of thing.[/QUOTE] This hole [sub][sub]it was made for me[/sub][/sub]

Me and a few friends came across the SCP that was basically a species of carnivorous blanket and couldn't stop laughing. Especially this part: [quote]SCP-799 reproduces by budding. When an individual's mass reaches a certain minimum (very slowly except in case of carnivory), it takes on a more “quilt-like” appearance. Gradually, over the course of several weeks, the “quilt squares” along one margin puff up and slough off to become several small doilies or throw pillows. The offspring are clones of the individual, identical to it in every way, and will grow to a similar size and reproduce in turn given suitable conditions.[/quote]

[QUOTE=froztshock;35249744]Me and a few friends came across the SCP that was basically a species of carnivorous blanket and couldn't stop laughing. Especially this part:[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats]related[/url]

[img]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ed25_redacted.jpg[/img] SCP Foundation: the shirt

A "Dr. ██████" shirt would be pretty cool [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] Or "I survived Dr. Gerald"

Or a shirt of kondraki riding 682.