The elemental plane of OCD.
It's made of cubes and you fight green penises.
Someone needs to make a game of these if they haven't already.
Hey guys, I was wondering something.
Who here has an account?
If you have an account, whats your karma level?
My username is Roget.
My karma is very high.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35490933']087 page.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087[/url]
[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?5cadimaeo004aee[/url][/QUOTE]
Fuck man I watched 25 minutes of some dude descending a staircase only to find some stupid screamer at the end. God damn.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;35489619][video=youtube;6JLm7XOv65U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JLm7XOv65U[/video][/QUOTE]
I saw it coming and I still almost fell out of my chair, good god.
[QUOTE=AxisKiller;35499538]I saw it coming and I still almost fell out of my chair, good god.[/QUOTE]
I just thought it would slowly approach, then it filled the entire screen. I jumped, literally.
[QUOTE=AxisKiller;35499538]I saw it coming and I still almost fell out of my chair, good god.[/QUOTE]
I've seen it about 10 times and i still jump like a bitch.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;35499590]I've seen it about 10 times and i still jump like a bitch.[/QUOTE]
Did you count the times so you knew when it was coming?
Hey, my article got upvoted because Empty_Shadow put it in the OP! Thanks!
Why don't we just strap some TNT to 173?
It's just made of concrete.
Or perhaps that would be a rather shit idea since all the pieces may become little tiny sentient bullets hell bent on killing any and everything that doesn't look at them.
Good god that would suck.
Oh well, science for the science god! Pass me the explosives.
[QUOTE=AxisKiller;35499538]I saw it coming and I still almost fell out of my chair, good god.[/QUOTE]
I think I felt my heart stop briefly...
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;35523623]Why don't we just strap some TNT to 173?[/QUOTE]
That isn't what the Foundation does. You want to blow shit up, go to the GOC and their horribly understaffed wiki.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;35499590]I've seen it about 10 times and i still jump like a bitch.[/QUOTE]
It seems to have the same effect on me
[QUOTE=Cone;35525205]That isn't what the Foundation does. You want to blow shit up, go to the GOC and their horribly understaffed wiki.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't mind joining GOC is it had more content to go off of.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35529525']I wouldn't mind joining GOC is it had more content to go off of.[/QUOTE]
Clef has disowned the idea of the seperate sites, so were not really doing anything with it atm.
Just thinking about it, wouldn't sites fleshing out a Group of Interest being independent from the normal SCP gang (and even one another) make a lot of sense?
Sure, you couldn't make cohesive interlocking stories between them that way, but since they all go off in their own directions they don't necessarily [i]need[/i] to. If done well it'd probably be a neat experiment into how movements with vastly different outlooks perceive and tackle the same situation; in this case the situation being "All these horrifying supernatural things are everywhere what the fuck."
[QUOTE=Pennywise;35533379]Just thinking about it, wouldn't sites fleshing out a Group of Interest being independent from the normal SCP gang (and even one another) make a lot of sense?
Sure, you couldn't make cohesive interlocking stories between them that way, but since they all go off in their own directions they don't necessarily [i]need[/i] to. If done well it'd probably be a neat experiment into how movements with vastly different outlooks perceive and tackle the same situation; in this case the situation being "All these horrifying supernatural things are everywhere what the fuck."[/QUOTE]
Can you imagine the crossover articles? How exciting it would be to see multiple points of view.
I remember this one guy wrote a series of well-received stories based around foundation staff, particularly agents, and they were fucking beautiful. Lemme find them.
[editline]12th April 2012[/editline]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/system:page-tags/tag/lombardi#pages[/url]
This is all his works, and here's an example of one
[quote]Well, shit.
Yeah, I'd say you got the bastard. They don't get much more dead than that.
Okay, calm down. You're not gonna get D-Classed. Breathe, kid.
Here's what happened. You're not the one who shoved him off the building with a live grenade. You were doing your honest best t'follow orders and take the bastard in alive. You were doing just fine, too, until Nobody killed him.
Well, yeah, obviously, someone killed him. I meant Nobody, the person. Or people. Or whatever. You've heard of Nobody, right?
Yeah, that one. Does mysterious shit, helps or hurts us, an' then he disappears. He's the one who did it, understand?
No, it's not exactly lying. Okay, so it's lying, but it's lying to cover your ass, which is practically a moral obligation at this point.
Look, you're new, so I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Everybody wants things to be simple. They want the world to make sense. Even the higher-ups. Sure, they know the world's fucked up, but they want it fucked up in a way they understand. Things out here, in the field, they get messy. Sometimes, we gotta do things they wouldn't understand. And sometimes we make honest mistakes. The higher-ups don't wanna think that sorta thing happens. We're their hands and eyes. We go out, we fix problems for them, and so far as they're concerned, we always do it the way they want.
Like, sometimes maybe you end up needing help from outside. We all know the other guys in the GOC, or MC&D, or hell, even in the CI. We trade favors when we have to, but the higher-ups wouldn't understand it, and they'd fuck it all up. Or maybe they want us to take in something alive that turns your blood to fire by lookin' at you, and never mind how you're supposed to get it done.
We do what we gotta do. We try to make the mission go through. Sometimes, that means we gotta do things they wouldn't like, sometimes it means we cut our losses. And then, when you write up the report, you gotta make everything nice and neat in a way the higher-ups understand. That's where Nobody comes in.
Everyone knows Nobody does shit that doesn't make much sense. Sometimes he helps us, gives us information, works with us. Sometimes, he comes in and fucks it up. The higher-ups, they understand about Nobody. They don't like him, but they accept that he exists and that there's not much we can do about it. So, when we write up these reports, he's real handy for tying up loose ends. At the end of the day, the mission gets done the best we can do it, and the higher-ups get a story they can swallow.
So kid, you didn't do it. You tried to take the skip in alive, but Nobody got in the way. Said some mysterious crap, I'll come up with that, and then left before we could stop him. Maybe jumped off the rooftop. He does shit like that, after all. He's Nobody.
Is he real? I dunno, kid. Ask him yourself sometime.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35533472][url]http://www.godsownchildren.com/[/url] ?
[url]http://www.g-o-c.org/en.aspx[/url] ?[/QUOTE]
Try Global Occult Coalition.
Hey guys, I made a thing. Check out the new addition to the sidebar on the main site. Personnel meetings!
[QUOTE=Ghhostface;35548034]Hey guys, I made a thing. Check out the new addition to the sidebar on the main site. Personnel meetings![/QUOTE]
You're Roget?
[QUOTE=Ghhostface;35548034]Hey guys, I made a thing. Check out the new addition to the sidebar on the main site. Personnel meetings![/QUOTE]
I love it.
Only thing I see wrong with SCP-1058 is that the whole shadow effect on living beings could be fleshed out more, maybe taking a bit of inspiration from the [URL="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Midnight_Entity"]Midnight Entity[/URL] from Dr Who, maybe with it (accidentally?) possessing people that stay in the shadow for too long.
[URL]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1180[/URL]
Wow, I didn't expect this one to be scary. The title is pretty funny though. "A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts".
[QUOTE=Zombii;35548414]You're Roget?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I already said that.
[B][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA1RVdgqmbM]CONFISCATED NEWS FOOTAGE OF SCP-173, RESTRICTED ACCESS.[/url][/B]
[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;35565007][B][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA1RVdgqmbM]CONFISCATED NEWS FOOTAGE OF SCP-173, RESTRICTED ACCESS.[/url][/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]THEN TELL THE SWAMP GAS TO TELL US THE FUCKING WEATHER[/QUOTE]
holy fuck :v:
i can already imagine 173 wearing a businessman outfit and standing right beside a map
then strangling the cameraman the moment he blinks
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