[QUOTE=megafat;35692932]$500,000 and you get to spend some time with the Doctor of your choosing.[/QUOTE]
Shut up and take my money, I want to shadow Rights for the day.
Anyone want to do a few colab SCP articles?
I got a few flying around in my head.
Like, A shower that makes you think you are so clean you never bathe again.
Or a tortoise that eat's peices of paper with a word on it, and then grows it out of it's back. (e.g., paper the word cup, tortoise grows a cup)
Finally, a school in England that has a talent show every year. people who compete recive large appluse no matter what, and become convinced of their own talents. Later killing them. E.G., juggler juggles chainsaws.
I like the last one, I love building SCPs.
I'm up for writing test logs or whatever.
had an idea for an SCP, might be J-material though:
a stone bust of Hippocrates which sings Handel's Messiah on activation, causing anyone in the area with an injury to feel little to no pain until they have recovered from said injury.
i need to develop it more but eh
anything that involves not feeling pain has good SCP potential because that would [I]suck[/I]
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;35694366]genius idea for an SCP guys hear me out
its an ordinary pair of jeans
right?
and they
stay with me here
they never stay zipped. No matter what outside forces or applications are applied, the second the zipper is unobserved it unzips itself.[/QUOTE]
Shoelaces that always come loose!
Keter classification.
maybe it has the unintended side-effect of causing like, major organ failure and heart attacks in a certain percentage of people,. just like real heavy painkillers.
i toyed with the idea of it giving those who have dealt harm to others an electrical shock but that's a bit far IMO.
OK, this one's just off the top of my head. If it meets with general approval, i'll make the effort of signing up and submitting it:
[quote]
Item #- SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid (Or possibly safe, I'm not perfectly sure here)
[B]Special Containment Procedures[/B]: SCP-XXXX is currently employed to guard the D-class containment block on site (blocks. should learn em). Anyone wishing to "Hire" SCP-XXXX, for testing or otherwise, must first gain the appropriate permissions from superiors. Once a week, SCP-XXXX's current "empoyer" is required to approach the statue, at which point any money acquired will be handed over. SCPs current fee is [DATA REDACTED]
[B]Description:[/B] SCP-XXXX is a humanoid statue, just under six feet in height. It is made up of a smooth, grey stone that has yet to be properly identified (See test log 2). With the exception of carved eyes, nose and mouth, SCP-XXXX lacks detail beyond basic muscle shapes, and a small hatch in the SCPs left hand.
When "Unemployed", SCP-XXXX will automatically begin "guarding" the nearest entry/exit. In order to "Employ" it, one must deposit any amount of currency (ANY currency. SCP-XXXX has been know to accept money from across the world, as well as outdated currency such as Roman denarius and even sea shells).
Once employed SCP-XXXX will stand in front of it's designated post and prevent anyone walking through (save the employer). The SCP will only allow someone to pass if an amount of the same currency used to hire equalling 10% of the hiring price is placed in the SCPs hand. The small hatch in its hand will open to accept the coins, then the subject will be allowed to pass through.
Any attempt to pass SCP-XXXX without paying will be met with varying levels of force, depending on method used (See test logs, below)
[I]Test log 1:
D-class subject instructed to approach statue. Statue raised right arm in the "halt" gesture, and left hand out, awaiting payment. Subject was then ordered to gently push his way past. Statue pushed back with slightly more force, causing test subject to fall over.[/I]
[I]Test log 2:
Researchers attempt to remove a small amount of the material making up SCP-XXXX for analysis. When the drill made contact, the statue immediately took it in one hand and crushed it, breaking two of the researchers fingers in the process.[/I]
[I]Test log 3:
D-class subject was given orders to get past the statue by any means. Subject proceed to run and tackle the statue. The statue responded by picking the subject up and hurling him against a wall. Subject suffered a concussion, a broken rib and a dislocated arm.[/I]
[I]Test log 4:
D class subject given a sledge hammer and told to get past the statue. After the first blow, the statue proceeded to beat the subjects skull in with it's bare hands. [/I]
[I]Note: SCP-XXXX does not seem to object to being hosed down with water, so at least it's easy to clean.[/I]
[I]Dr (I should think of my docter name) - When I find out who put SCP-XXXX outside the toilet stall I was in, I'm going to make the clever [REDACTED] spend the night with one of the other, more FAMOUS statues we have here...[/I][/quote]
Could use some work here and there, but not bad for half an hours procrastination...
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;35696664]Shoelaces that always come loose!
Keter classification.[/QUOTE]
That means [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387[/url] should be upgraded to Keter as well. Have you eve stepped on lego? Now imagine it [I]following you around the house.[/I]
this is now 682's theme
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMPj8c676po[/media]
except you have to add in lyrics at the descending notes part:
"MAAAAAAARY MARY SUE SUE"
Would like to have the currency thing expanded upon. If I hire it for ten dollar, how many seashells will it take to get past?
[QUOTE=megafat;35683819]For $250,000, you get to live a day* in the life of a D-Class.
*-[sp]Which usually is their whole life when they become a D-Class[/sp][/QUOTE]
usually?
[QUOTE=Neat!;35694479][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFBqLK_ea0[/media]
Looks like SCP fuel to me.[/QUOTE]
yo that's one of those weird-ass mud man motherfuckers
ain't nothing to fuck with
[QUOTE=Riller;35698538]Would like to have the currency thing expanded upon. If I hire it for ten dollar, how many seashells will it take to get past?[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking along the lines of the currency used to hire it will also become the fee.
[I]It has been found that Dr [REDACTED] used SCP-XXXX to block the exit to the cafateria and demand one dessert muffin per person. Dr [REDACTED] is no longer allowed to requisition SCP-XXXX for ANY reason, and he must share out the muffins between his fellow staff. Dr [REDACTED] will have none. Any spare will go to man who was injured after trying to pay with a sandwich.[/I]
How about fictional currencies? A handfull of Nuka Cola bottle caps, for example?
I tried to make one.
Tell me what you think :v:
[url]http://pastebin.com/m4eTQ6ya[/url]
[QUOTE=LukeyxD;35699421]I tried to make one.
Tell me what you think :v:
[url]http://pastebin.com/m4eTQ6ya[/url][/QUOTE]
I like the idea, but the D-class narrative at the bottom is rather cliche.
I couldn't really think of much else. Any ideas how to improve it?
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;35696664]Shoelaces that always come loose!
Keter classification.[/QUOTE]
That might actually be a pretty good idea for an article, a pair of shoes with shoelaces that come undone at dangerous moments, like if you're walking downstairs, riding a bike or sprinting. There could be tests where they see what part of the shoe causes the effect (like using the laces in a different shoe) and theories upon how they could be use to impede high speed SCPs (because the image of blinking near SCP 173 then seeing it face down in a pool of blood and shit is hilarious to me)
My friend had an idea for an SCP today but I don't know if there's one like it:
A window frame that, when a human is thrown through it, acts like a portal and teleports the person to the nearest 5th-floor window or opening of similar height while conserving their momentum.
[QUOTE=Novangel;35698547]usually?[/QUOTE]
Well the ones who carry our procedure 110-Montauk last pretty long, they're even exempt from monthly terminations.
Who is the actual "artist" that made the 173 sculpture?
[QUOTE=booster;35701674]Who is the actual "artist" that made the 173 sculpture?[/QUOTE]
Someone Japanese, I believe.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;35698478]OK, this one's just off the top of my head. If it meets with general approval, i'll make the effort of signing up and submitting it:
Could use some work here and there, but not bad for half an hours procrastination...
That means [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387[/url] should be upgraded to Keter as well. Have you eve stepped on lego? Now imagine it [I]following you around the house.[/I][/QUOTE]
Rule of thumb: don't redact or expunge anything in the containment procedures
[QUOTE=Robojobo1;35699845]That might actually be a pretty good idea for an article, a pair of shoes with shoelaces that come undone at dangerous moments, like if you're walking downstairs, riding a bike or sprinting. There could be tests where they see what part of the shoe causes the effect (like using the laces in a different shoe) and theories upon how they could be use to impede high speed SCPs (because the image of blinking near SCP 173 then seeing it face down in a pool of blood and shit is hilarious to me)[/QUOTE]
[i]Experiment log xxxx
SCP-XXX (the untying shoes) issued to Dr. Gerald. Dr. Gerald was instructed to drive a Foundation-issued bus carrying D-class personnel exempt from monthly termination for this specific test, while wearing SCP-XXX.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
"OH DEAR GOD I-"
[DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[REDACTED]
I... have no words. - Dr. Doctor
Can we do it again? - Dr. Bright[/i]
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35700258]My friend had an idea for an SCP today but I don't know if there's one like it:
A window frame that, when a human is thrown through it, acts like a portal and teleports the person to the nearest 5th-floor window or opening of similar height while conserving their momentum.[/QUOTE]
Window/door SCPs have been done to death
Question: Has smile.jpg ever been made into an SCP? The story itself is overdone, but the image is right creepy and could be re-purposed into something else.
I [I]love[/I] machine SCP's. They're just so mysterious. I think 'Someone made this. But [I]how[/I] did they make it so special? How did they make it so... impossible?' Like the Non-euclidian desktop pc. Or, the trans-dimensional vending machine, which is my favorite scp. It's just so mysterious and makes me think.
The vending machine is hilarious, it'd be great if you could dispense more of the same product, tho.
[QUOTE=DTkach;35705793]Question: Has smile.jpg ever been made into an SCP? The story itself is overdone, but the image is right creepy and could be re-purposed into something else.[/QUOTE]I doubt it, since they have a thing against repurposing or linking up with other creepypasta things.
I know for a fact that an attempt to introduce a Holder item as an SCP was nuked before, and I'd eat my left hand if there's never been someone who got slapped for trying to put in Slender Man somewhere.
Ah ha...well, what's their policy on drawn images? I was sniffing around the web for an image for an SCP I was thinking of, and I found something, but its artwork rather than a picture. If I used it and slapped "artist's interpretation of SCP XXX", would they nuke it?
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