The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

No alien race would even fucking dare to touch our solar-system with 680,000,000,000,000,000,000-meter pole. :v: But thinking of that, the SCP's that are found, and the implications they bear. I suddenly realized that our solarsystem is a univerals dumbing-ground, a scrapyard. All kinds of useful, useless, and hazardous shit ends up here.

You could really say that about any solar system since that's all it is; a bunch of crap just hanging about.

I usually read these when i go take a crap. Really i dont have to shit in the next 2 weeks.

Hopefully I should post my first SCP sometime soon. I'm gonna get acclimated to the community and then give it a go. :D

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32494053][b]SCP-173 Addendum 6[/b] Verified sighting of SCP-173 in ████, Wales, The United Kingdom. Nuclear bombardment authorized and executed. No survivors. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] man if you nuked wales there would be no wales left, it's tiny

I had an idea for an SCP last night. Classification; Eulicid The SCP takes the form of a seemingly normal door in the [DATA EXPUNGED] of [sp] [/sp] College. The door has no markings, and is made of Red Oak wood, as with all other doors on that wing, although it is slightly darker in color than the others. The door is to be locked at all times and kept under constant guard by at least three foundation soldiers. The door leads to a plain, unremarkable room approximately 3x3 meters in size. The room appears on no blueprints or maps of the College, and attempts to add the room to existing maps will result in [DATA EXPUNGED]. The room is entirely bare, aside from another door directly opposite and identical to the first door. This door will not open unless the first door is closed. The second door, when opened, leads to the entrance of the first door (You enter one door, exit the other, and you come out the first door into the hallway). Everything will remain the same as it was when the first door was open (With minor differences). However, if the SCP is re-entered and left again the same way as it was entered the first time, the subject will be returned to the hallway a short time after their first entrance, with no events since their first entrance caused by the subject happening. That's all I feel like writing now. I've thought about more, but I'm still thinking it over. I know it's probably badly written and confusing. Is the concept interesting to you guys, and should I continue?

I've always had the idea of a Safe SCP that was a name tag which modified the appearance and identity of the wearer based on their intent. It also modified existing records to make it appear as if this disguised identity actually existed prior to the trigger of the tag/name card (shaking it in one's hand). Discovered in possession of a Cold War Russian spy.

Oh man I forgot about this site. I remember reading this sophomore year in computer graphics class. Good times. [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Tagger;32494942]I've always had the idea of a Safe SCP that was a name tag which modified the appearance and identity of the wearer based on their intent. It also modified existing records to make it appear as if this disguised identity actually existed prior to the trigger of the tag/name card (shaking it in one's hand). Discovered in possession of a Cold War Russian spy.[/QUOTE] That's pretty damn interesting and creative. I'd like to hear the rest of the story about how the spy got it and such.

[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scptabloid/scptabloid.jpg[/img]

That is incredible

[QUOTE=MightyMax;32494353]Thats another thing i didn't like. No other SCP screws with modern time like that, and this breaks the believability of 173...[/QUOTE] It's not that it fucks with time, it's just that it moves so fucking incredibly fast despite weighing a ton.

SCP-440 sounds really awesome. I'd love to see something like that for real.

[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-895[/url] OH GOD THE FUCKING FEED

Fuck I'd love to have scp-458 at my work.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496056][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-895[/url] OH GOD THE FUCKING FEED[/QUOTE] NOPE is definitely the word I'm looking for here

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496056][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-895[/url] OH GOD THE FUCKING FEED[/QUOTE] Saw the first few seconds of the feed before closing the tab as fast as humanly possible.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496056][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-895[/url] OH GOD THE FUCKING FEED[/QUOTE] The only thing that creeps me out about it is how good the quality is. Anything remarkable happens, besides the fades to black?

[QUOTE=GÃ©za!;32493987]That's what makes it interesting. Youread it, and feel all like "BUT WHAT DOES IT DO, FUCK" It's definitely not mere zombies. There's another SCP that is pretty much "the" zombie virus.[/QUOTE] That's bullshit. You can't just take away all information and expect any interest. "This blob will kill you because [DATA EXPUNGED] just like it did to ███████ when [DATA EXPUNGED]." This isn't interesting or suspenseful. This is fucking annoying. This requires absolutely no creativity on the part of the author and uses a cheap trick(which should be used to increase mystery) to cover up the author's apparent lack of a working creative mind. [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=latin_geek;32496395]The only thing that creeps me out about it is how good the quality is. Anything remarkable happens, besides the fades to black?[/QUOTE] When I read the article I didn't notice anything. It's definitely a high quality picture, but not really scary.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;32496395]The only thing that creeps me out about it is how good the quality is. Anything remarkable happens, besides the fades to black?[/QUOTE] things appear and shit when I was watching it

[QUOTE=latin_geek;32496395]The only thing that creeps me out about it is how good the quality is. Anything remarkable happens, besides the fades to black?[/QUOTE] LOOK FOR DIFFERENCES I GOT A FUCKING CORPSE

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496527]LOOK FOR DIFFERENCES I GOT A FUCKING CORPSE[/QUOTE] I got satanic blood etchings I didn't want to sleep anyhow

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496527]LOOK FOR DIFFERENCES I GOT A FUCKING CORPSE[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, the only thing i got was blood on the wall above the left tunnel thing and "GET OUT" sprayed on the walls with red paint. After reading your post I closed that shit as fast as possible.

Dear God that's neat. I wonder how they do it and if I can make it bigger somehow.

I'll be damned. That's quite a well made picture. Best SCP illustration I've ever seen. [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Does it display the correct time for you guys as well? It is correct for me.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;32496724]I'll be damned. That's quite a well made picture. Best SCP illustration I've ever seen. [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Does it display the correct time for you guys as well? It is correct for me.[/QUOTE] yep, unsettling as hell

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496056][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-895[/url] OH GOD THE FUCKING FEED[/QUOTE] Saw the words "GET OUT" in red all over the walls. [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] Now I saw some weird red circle thing in the floor. This is freaky.

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[QUOTE=finbe;32496889]i wonder... [img]http://taenaria.com/Stuff/scp/images/feed.png[/img] Nope does not work i can't link to the stream.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZpgAs.png[/IMG] Pretty neat in my opinion.

Oh Jesus what if it really is a live stream.

[QUOTE=Kaizo45;32496936][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZpgAs.png[/IMG] Pretty neat in my opinion.[/QUOTE] There has to be a way to get a larger image The external URL is [url]http://taenaria.com/Stuff/scp/feed.html[/url]