• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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[QUOTE=Zombii;35958497]He said part was [url=http://the-purest-of-treats.blogspot.com/2009/05/why-i-want-to-fuck-ronald-reagan.html]this[/url] and the other half was inspired by the Godspeed You! Black Emperor song title of "George Bush Cut Up While Talking"[/QUOTE] Well that was a strange and moderately disturbing read.
The lowest numbered article to mention that lizard, not including 001 proposals, is SCP-035, the mask that secretes a corrosive white substance.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35960270]The lowest numbered article to mention that lizard, not including 001 proposals, is SCP-035, the mask that secretes a corrosive white substance.[/QUOTE] I don't need a mask to do that :wink:
Okay, just noticed the object class of 108. Is X/Y a valid class anymore? [editline]14th May 2012[/editline] Also for 111
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35960677]Okay, just noticed the object class of 108. Is X/Y a valid class anymore? [editline]14th May 2012[/editline] Also for 111[/QUOTE] A few SCPs have stranger object classes.
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;35960729]A few SCPs have stranger object classes.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-manns-proposal[/url]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1608[/url] Seems legit. [quote]Item #: SCP-1608 Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1608 is currently located at Site-44. SCP-1608 is to be kept in a 25 x 25 x 5 meter cell. The cell should be made out of a ceramic that can resist heat up to 1,200 °C. The ceramic should be made to look like a lava field. There should also be totally kickin' pair of magma guards rockin' it up in there. It's totally sweet. Description: SCP-1608 is probably the most awesome SCP ever, because it's a lava man who is made of lava. SCP-1608 (who PREFERS TO BE CALLED LAVA MAN) is made of lava, and is contained by the Foundation of his own free will. He designed the lava chamber in which he resides himself, making sure that it would be able to withstand his awesome awesomeness and not be easily broken or damaged because that would hurt other SCPs around him and he's not a bad person that way. SCP-1608 (LAVA MAN) is to be fed three rice grain daily, as this will make it possible for him to sustain his lava powers. SCP-1608 and Able must never be allowed to meet, because SCP-1608 was actually a general in WWIII in the future, and he was the best genreal there, so Abel would be mad to meet him because Abel was on the other side and Able lost. Also, he knows how to kill 682, but he must not, until the time is right and the planets are aligned. Did I mention he was a time traveller? I probably should have gotten to that a minute or two ago, but I didn't. Sorry. Anyhow, SCP-1608 must be kept away from human beings and other living things that are combustable, or they'll probably catch on fire and die. He is given four hours per day to communicate with Dr. [REDACTED], with whom he has a relationship and a child. SCP-1608 should be kept dry.[/quote]
They've changed it to "HELL WANKER"
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35961636'][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1608[/url] Seems legit.[/QUOTE] I am literally foaming at the mouth right now I am going to kill something
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35961636'][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1608[/url] Seems legit.[/QUOTE] And now the description is completely gone and half the containment procedures have been expunged.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35962226]And now the description is completely gone and half the containment procedures have been expunged.[/QUOTE] How will we protect ourselves if we dont know what to do with it?
[QUOTE=for no reason;35962331]How will we protect ourselves if we dont know what to do with it?[/QUOTE] Get [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-962]962[/url] to cleanse it?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35962402]Get [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-962]962[/url] to cleanse it?[/QUOTE] Not gonna lie, that tower sounds like it needs a hug.
[QUOTE=for no reason;35962445]Not gonna lie, that tower sounds like it needs a hug.[/QUOTE] Someone probably should take it away in their ships of FIRE and it can love them and they will love it.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;35962402]Get [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-962]962[/url] to cleanse it?[/QUOTE] Why have no exploration procedures were taken? Is there a need of additional research in regards to Servitors?
Re: [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981"]SCP-1981[/URL]...surely it can't be a coincidence that the hooded thing is a modern version of [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701"]701[/URL]'s Hanged King? Both of them seem to cause video disruption and weird shit to get messed up.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-7560-j[/url] what the fuck am I reading
It's done, guys. Sorry about the picture quality. [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42kpuMewm1ruwbq8o1_1280.jpg[/t]
Is "Chocolate Thunder" the only password? I've read the required reading and the only password I've seen in them is chocolate thunder.
If we'd tell you, it would defeat the purpose...
I just know the one password and I swear I've read all the required reading I just want to know if there's more than the two words
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35966186]It's done, guys. Sorry about the picture quality. [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42kpuMewm1ruwbq8o1_1280.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] TEST LOG 11-A: D-class subject was left alone with SCP. After fifteen seconds, he blinked. SCP was found clinging to the back of test subjects neck. Subject reports some "Minor bruising"
I was wondering, about this one- [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1015[/url] Could you technically solve the penny issue if you wore an entire suit that was lined with pennies on the inside?
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;35967717]TEST LOG 11-A: D-class subject was left alone with SCP. After fifteen seconds, he blinked. SCP was found clinging to the back of test subjects neck. Subject reports some "Minor bruising"[/QUOTE] The mini-173 log is better.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;35967813]The mini-173 log is better.[/QUOTE] The one where mini-173 tries to break the researcher's penis?
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;35968764]The one where mini-173 tries to break the researcher's penis?[/QUOTE] Yes.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/uUxF[/IMG] easy peasy lemon squeezy
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35963758]Re: [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981"]SCP-1981[/URL]...surely it can't be a coincidence that the hooded thing is a modern version of [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701"]701[/URL]'s Hanged King? Both of them seem to cause video disruption and weird shit to get messed up.[/QUOTE] God, 701 is one of my favorites. So freaky, so...good.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35963758]Re: [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981"]SCP-1981[/URL]...surely it can't be a coincidence that the hooded thing is a modern version of [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701"]701[/URL]'s Hanged King? Both of them seem to cause video disruption and weird shit to get messed up.[/QUOTE] I see some differences. 1981-1 seems to be much more docile, only causing disruptions and making a single threat. 701-1 always kills several people and due to the nature of it being a play: appears to physically exist in the "real" world.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35963758]Re: [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981"]SCP-1981[/URL]...surely it can't be a coincidence that the hooded thing is a modern version of [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701"]701[/URL]'s Hanged King? Both of them seem to cause video disruption and weird shit to get messed up.[/QUOTE] It doesn't seem to be a connection, the tape scp seems more familiar to the other tape which is about the recorded basketball game and it's people who remember reliving it every time it's played or something.
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