The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

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[QUOTE=geogzm;36028947]I keep pronouncing "keter" as in "sweater". "keeter" sounds silly to me, like "keester". [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] I am british.[/QUOTE] I pronounced keter as 'ketler' for a very long time. I have a tendency to add letters I think would fit.

[QUOTE=Cone;36027074][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/gm_infected_corridor0002.jpg[/IMG] the D-Class have been sent in[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/left4dead/images/7/77/NickWeaponsRender.jpg[/IMG] "B-Brother?"

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36026610] There is that one sea creature that's too large for them to even tell what it is, let alone contain.[/QUOTE] Ooo, this I'd like to see. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Awegner;36025970][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1408[/url] First SCP. I think it sucks but give me some good criticism.[/QUOTE] As much as I liked it, and I did, it feels like wasted potential for something that can be absolutely terrifying or forever expanded upon like 682 or 173. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=CheeseMan;36026389][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835[/url][/QUOTE] Wonder how it formed in the first place. Hundreds of years of men and women falling overboard into the sea?

What happened to SCP-001?

[QUOTE=alien_guy;36030322]What happened to SCP-001?[/QUOTE] Rather than have one single SCP for it, there a several stories and SCP's that go there.

[QUOTE=Awegner;36025970][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1408[/url] First SCP. I think it sucks but give me some good criticism.[/QUOTE]I'd hate to be nit picky, but if it emits a psychic field that causes auditory hallucinations, how would being deaf and/or wearing acoustic earmuffs help?

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m474des8ny1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg[/img] this looks like good SCP material

[QUOTE=aznz888;36030768][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m474des8ny1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg[/img] this looks like good SCP material[/QUOTE] I think someone posted a similar picture of a human skull.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;36030907]I think someone posted a similar picture of a human skull.[/QUOTE] please lets not go back to that

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nqyfz3S11r8uumzo1_500.jpg[/img] Here it is.

[QUOTE=Krinkels;36031390][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nqyfz3S11r8uumzo1_500.jpg[/img] Here it is.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://inventerare.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/necros_3.jpg[/IMG] hai

[QUOTE=booster;35971507][img]http://i.imgur.com/86TqI.jpg[/img] Really reminds me of 682[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/2LX8AI.jpg[/IMG] Hmm

[QUOTE=aznz888;36030768][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m474des8ny1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg[/img] this looks like good SCP material[/QUOTE] back story please

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-662[/url] Does anyone else imagine the butler as Michael Caine. Fucking loved this article, especially the interview.

[QUOTE=Strongbad;36029650][IMG]http://images.wikia.com/left4dead/images/7/77/NickWeaponsRender.jpg[/IMG] "B-Brother?"[/QUOTE] Nick heads everywhere

[QUOTE=Novangel;36026746][t]http://c.mhcdn.net/store/manga/5355/01-005.0/compressed/nremina166_167.jpg[/t] Found it. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] automerge break :([/QUOTE] What's the name of this manga?

hellstar remina

[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;36032039][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-662[/url] Does anyone else imagine the butler as Michael Caine. Fucking loved this article, especially the interview.[/QUOTE] [quote]-Assassination of Osama Bin Laden: Politely denied: Mr. Deeds claimed Bin Laden was too well guarded and entrenched, but could not or would not give further details.[/quote] I can see this SCP being around for a while.

Well that could just mean it would've been impossible for him to get Osama at the moment. Alone.

I just read [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981]SCP-1981[/url]. Stories of entities that can manipulate devices like tapes, computers, and games usually interest me quite a bit, and while this one was no exception, it left me absolutely TERRIFIED. Speaking of those types of stories, what was the SCP of a computer which featured a highly intelligent chatbot, and a text adventure game that could kill you? [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] Oh god I just read [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/white-knight]White Knight[/url] too. What the fuuuuuuck.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;36035144]I just read [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981]SCP-1981[/url]. Stories of entities that can manipulate devices like tapes, computers, and games usually interest me quite a bit, and while this one was no exception, it left me absolutely TERRIFIED. Speaking of those types of stories, what was the SCP of a computer which featured a highly intelligent chatbot, and a text adventure game that could kill you? [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] Oh god I just read [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/white-knight]White Knight[/url] too. What the fuuuuuuck.[/QUOTE] There actually is an SCP that's "a video game, but for real". Cliche as heck but executed well enough to do it justice.

am I the only one who find 1981 utterly hilarious? I just can't help but imagine Reagan standing up there screeching indecipherable profanities and uttering violent and dark anecdotes and [I]recieving applause[/I] for them as being something you would see in a witty political comic I don't call the idea of an old man at a political rally talking about babies getting decapitated and the general moral collapse of American society "scary", I call it Rick Santorum

[QUOTE=Cone;36038222]am I the only one who find 1981 utterly hilarious? I just can't help but imagine Reagan standing up there screeching indecipherable profanities and uttering violent and dark anecdotes and [I]recieving applause[/I] for them as being something you would see in a witty political comic I don't call the idea of an old man at a political rally talking about babies getting decapitated and the general moral collapse of American society "scary", I call it Rick Santorum[/QUOTE] Did you even read past those bits? Like the parts about the robbed figure, or the fact Regan gets so cut up his spine snaps and his whole body crumbles to the ground? Or the fact the robed figure is in the picture and you only notice it when it's mentioned.

-I knew it would be crappy but that was just plain emberassing.I don't care if you can read it in the post below-

[QUOTE=Matrix374;36038762]Got an idea what do you guys think? [b]Item# SCP-XXX[/b] [b]Object Class:[/b]Safe [b]Safety Containment Procedures:[/b]SCP-XXX is to be kept in a locked box guarded by █ guards and security cameras in containment facility █████████████.No personnel is allowed to use SCP-XXX without the authority of the O-5 Command. [b]Description:[/b]SCP-XXX appears to be a coin operated binocular that can view anywhere the user wishes.Personnel are not allowed to use this object as they can observe [DATA EXPUNGED],SCP-096,█████████ and naked workers with the object. The object was found on (██-08-20██)in an abandoned theme park by Agent ██████ and Agent ██████ when they decided to [DATA EXPUNGED] in ███████,Texas,which is currently undergoing a search for possible SCPs.When the agents arrived,multiple bodies and skeletons were found in the area.Forensics show no apparent cause of death except for ████████ █████ was shot and burnt to a crisp.[del]Foundation personnel has reported missing tools and apparatus and sightings of multiple humanoid figures in clothes in the area.[/del]Hobos who were found living in the park are contained due to unusual behaviour.The object is made from normal materials except for the lens which are oddly shaped and are made from an unknown material. [del]The object is to be scheduled for termination on █/██/████[/del].Object will be used for aiding in SCP research.Users must wear ███████ to avoid [DATA EXPUNGED].Personnel who [DATA EXPUNGED] will be terminated. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ [b]Addendum-1[/b] The object is reported to have humanoid figures guarding it.Reports are dismissed due to lack of evidence by guards and cameras of any presence in the containment area [b]Audio Log from Experiment #XXX-A[/b] [b]Researches: Dr.K████████,Dr.H████████ and Dr.J██████[/b][/QUOTE] The grammar is awful, its WAY to short and it's about as descriptive as "A scary binocular. Dead people! BLAGHH!" Why the fuck is that Audio log even there? It's widely pointless. It's just 2 researchers having a laugh! This is supposed to be a professional report. If I was a higher up and I was given this as a report, I would have you demoted faster then any SCP could achieve.

[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;36038814]The grammar is awful, its WAY to short and it's about as descriptive as "A scary binocular. Dead people! BLAGHH!" Why the fuck is that Audio log even there? It's widely pointless. It's just 2 researchers having a laugh! This is supposed to be a professional report. If I was a higher up and I was given this as a report, I would have you demoted faster then any SCP could achieve.[/QUOTE] I knew it would be crappy.I wonder if it was as crappy as I thought.Its even worse D:

[QUOTE=Matrix374;36038834]I knew it would be crappy.I wonder if it was as crappy as I thought.Its even worse D:[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's a bad case of a 'thing wot kills you'; and also has informal language scattered around ('Burnt to a crisp', 'When the agents arrived', etc).

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;36035241]There actually is an SCP that's "a video game, but for real". Cliche as heck but executed well enough to do it justice.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-687[/url] Is this it?

[QUOTE=Krinkels;36039005][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-687[/url] Is this it?[/QUOTE] I believe it's the one that loads people into a never-ending game with multiple stages. I remember it, don't have the number though.