[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;36038524]Did you even read past those bits?
Like the parts about the robbed figure, or the fact Regan gets so cut up his spine snaps and his whole body crumbles to the ground?
Or the fact the robed figure is in the picture and you only notice it when it's mentioned.[/QUOTE]
yep, and neither of those things sound scary to me
I've read countless stories with people getting mutilated, people talking about things they can't possibly know about, and creepy robed figures doing creepy shit, as well as having written a fair few myself. just because it's wrapped up in SCP skin I'm not going to suddenly be scared of any of these things.
[QUOTE=Cone;36038222]am I the only one who find 1981 utterly hilarious? I just can't help but imagine Reagan standing up there screeching indecipherable profanities and uttering violent and dark anecdotes and [I]recieving applause[/I] for them as being something you would see in a witty political comic
I don't call the idea of an old man at a political rally talking about babies getting decapitated and the general moral collapse of American society "scary", I call it Rick Santorum[/QUOTE]
Hey
hey you guys
lets
hey guys
you guys are you still listening
lets bring
hey you guys you gotta hear this
hey you guys lets
bring politics
no guys
bring politics
into the SCP foundation
you guys
are you still listening
[editline]21st May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;36038814]The grammar is awful, its WAY to short and it's about as descriptive as "A scary binocular. Dead people! BLAGHH!"
Why the fuck is that Audio log even there? It's widely pointless. It's just 2 researchers having a laugh!
This is supposed to be a professional report.
If I was a higher up and I was given this as a report, I would have you demoted faster then any SCP could achieve.[/QUOTE]
Which is precisely why - Oh, wait. Most of the SCP admins [I]are[/I] intolerant assholes, aren't they? Right, carry on.
I finished my containment chamber mockup for my 173 sculpture. I hope you guys don't mind me semi-reposting.
[t]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/142/a/2/in_containment_by_e_squid-d50p90l.jpg[/t]
Woah, I would buy that on the spot!
I was thinking of what my first SCP would be.
My current idea is something in a vein similar to magnetizers/demagnitizers, in that it's something that you stick an object/yourself into and something good/bad happens depending on which direction you insert the object.
It seems a little generic, but I'm not talking like "cures cancer or outright kills you," just something harmless like if you stick your arm in there the right way, it cleans your arm, or if you do it the wrong way you get hives or something.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;36042074]I was thinking of what my first SCP would be.
My current idea is something in a vein similar to magnetizers/demagnitizers, in that it's something that you stick an object/yourself into and something good/bad happens depending on which direction you insert the object.
It seems a little generic, but I'm not talking like "cures cancer or outright kills you," just something harmless like if you stick your arm in there the right way, it cleans your arm, or if you do it the wrong way you get hives or something.[/QUOTE]
It seems a little like 914. Add some detail, experiment logs and such. Whatever you need to make it a little more interesting and original.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;36042074]I was thinking of what my first SCP would be.
My current idea is something in a vein similar to magnetizers/demagnitizers, in that it's something that you stick an object/yourself into and something goo
d/bad happens depend
xv ing on which direction you insert the object.
It seems a little generic, but I'm not talking like "cures cancer or outright kills you," just something harmless like if you stick your arm in there the right way, it cleans your arm, or if you do it the wrong way you get hives or something.[/QUOTE]
Have it do strange stuff that vaguly seem like rewards. Like a D class saving a researcher and having his arms mutilated into blade like shapes.
for my first SCP I'm considering fine-tuning that Narrative Causality thing I thought up a while back, and as far as I can see it's mostly going to rely on the experimentation logs
for the basic idea, it's a sort of exceedingly rare mineral element that's found very, very deep underground, and it forms narratives. as in, it actively affects probabilities and causes a train of consequences to form a plot. so if I left a baby in a forest next to a rock made of this material, there's roughly a sixty-forty chance of the baby miraculously surviving in the forest and doing something relevant to the established characters within the plot, i.e the person that left the baby there.
the smaller the mineral comes in, the more minor the probablities affected, though that might not affect the scale of the story itself, just how long it takes to get going. so if I put a small amount next to someone's bed they might get a wart, which would lead to them going across town to get a cream for it from a clinic, which would lead to them getting murdered in an alley on their way there, causing a close friend of this person to seek vengeance, thus forming a plot. these may sound really contrived, but these are just examples thought up on the spot.
idea may or may not be retarded, what do you guys think?
[QUOTE=Cone;36046000]for my first SCP I'm considering fine-tuning that Narrative Causality thing I thought up a while back, and as far as I can see it's mostly going to rely on the experimentation logs
for the basic idea, it's a sort of exceedingly rare mineral element that's found very, very deep underground, and it forms narratives. as in, it actively affects probabilities and causes a train of consequences to form a plot. so if I left a baby in a forest next to a rock made of this material, there's roughly a sixty-forty chance of the baby miraculously surviving in the forest and doing something relevant to the established characters within the plot, i.e the person that left the baby there.
the smaller the mineral comes in, the more minor the probablities affected, though that might not affect the scale of the story itself, just how long it takes to get going. so if I put a small amount next to someone's bed they might get a wart, which would lead to them going across town to get a cream for it from a clinic, which would lead to them getting murdered in an alley on their way there, causing a close friend of this person to seek vengeance, thus forming a plot. these may sound really contrived, but these are just examples thought up on the spot.
idea may or may not be retarded, what do you guys think?[/QUOTE]
It sounds like a neat idea, but it would need to be handled really well.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j[/url]
This is incredible:
[quote]
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-1391-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1391-J is to be kept in a lasagna-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 researchers armed with forks.
In the event that SCP-1391-J ever begins running its hand, David Eskobar is to break SCP-1391-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force kappa-7 (''Community'') is to be dispatched to SCP-1391-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-1391-J is a purple Bengal Tiger. Like most members of its species, it is able to kill lions, and regularly eats twice its own weight in lasagna each day.
SCP-1391-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with lakes, which causes it to turn into Uranium. Whenever this happens, all boxes within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to devour uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to JFK. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-1391-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-1391-J was first located in Long Woods where the Patriots were using it in order to kill all humans. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force kappa-7 (''Community'') was able to recover the object with only 13,198 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 1391-1
Dr. Bismarack: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Bismarack, and I am about to test SCP-1391's reaction to tree. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Z█████?
Dr. Z█████: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Bismarack: Excellent! I am now introducing the tree to 1391... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Z█████: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Bismarack: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE arm! IT'S GOT MINE arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 1391-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Zombii;36049248][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j[/url]
This is incredible:[/QUOTE]
An Ad-Lib SCP...
Holy shit this is incredible
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
[quote]Item #: SCP-451-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-451-J is to be kept in a bacon-lined containment chamber located in "Alcatraz 2: Alcartrazier", where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 5 pyrotechnics armed with rice.
In the event that SCP-451-J ever begins eating its left penis, Stodd "Stoddy" Werrthermann is to slap SCP-451-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Tim and Eric'') is to be dispatched to SCP-451-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-451-J is a Fucking baboon. Like most members of its species, it is able to see midgets, and regularly eats twice its own weight in bacon each day.
SCP-451-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with cheese, which causes it to turn into chocolate. Whenever this happens, all midgets within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to fuck uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Conan 'o' Brian. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-451-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-451-J was first located in Evereonsdedville where the Football team #382 were using it in order to Destroy all coconut supply's, dooming pygmy's forever. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Tim and Eric'') was able to recover the object with only 134246 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 451-1
Dr. Gerfundalstauff: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Gerfundalstauff, and I am about to test SCP-451's reaction to penguin. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Downloadsalot?
Dr. Downloadsalot: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Gerfundalstauff: Excellent! I am now introducing the penguin to 451... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Downloadsalot: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Gerfundalstauff: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE CLITORIS! IT'S GOT MINE CLITORIS! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 451-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█ [/quote]
[I]"MINE CLITORIS! IT'S GOT MINE CLITORIS!"[/I]
[QUOTE=Zombii;36049248][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j[/url]
This is incredible.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins fucking its Hair, Dr Bright is to Shit SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 (''Regular Show'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in Teufort where the Pensylvania Pippins were using it in order to build a private self-sustaining island or something. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 (''Regular Show'') was able to recover the object with only 682,173 civilian casualties.[/QUOTE]
oh god what
someone needs to make an SCP entry about an OEIS entry
like here's the OEIS entry for the lost numbers
[url]http://oeis.org/A104101[/url]
I kinda want to make an SCP that's based around the time dilation of subconscious thought and the game of life. It'd be some kind of thing you jam into your noggin and it piggybacks your mind to do the main purpose of the SCP - basically hijacks your "dreams" to simulate entirely new universes, which it then displays and compiles the data of.
Basically that's all I've got for the idea and I'm totally stuck now. I was originally trying to go for a feel of "the SCP that isn't that bad in concept but the means of researching/containing it are kinda heavy", using the idea that operating it basically kills trillions of creatures. The whole "dream" part of it ruins that. Was trying to leverage the whole data part into something meaningful, like it needs to generate certain worlds with certain characteristics for some ~~~cool/scary/evil~~~ purpose but idk how to do that either so I think I will just put this on the backburner.
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1315[/url]
This is the "video game in real life" FYI
[QUOTE=Zombii;36049248][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j[/url]
This is incredible:[/QUOTE]
This is amazing, It is like SCP madlibs!
[QUOTE=Zombii;36049248][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j[/url]
This is incredible:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins shitting its kneecap, Dr. Gears is to attack SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior.[/QUOTE]
Now this I'd like to see.
[QUOTE]CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-3-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a bologna-lined containment chamber located in Cheyenne Mountain Complex, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 7 optometrists armed with rocks.
In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins fucking its leg, Dr. Gears is to shank SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Beta-7 (''Doctor Who'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3-J is a delicious ostrich. Like most members of its species, it is able to kick ass, and regularly eats twice its own weight in bologna each day.
SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with cities, which causes it to turn into cinderblock. Whenever this happens, all pipes within a 12 kilometer radius will begin to run uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Albert Einstein. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Silent Hill where the New York Giants were using it in order to take over the world. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Beta-7 (''Doctor Who'') was able to recover the object with only 117 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3-1
Dr. Himmler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Himmler, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to plank. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Deckhaed?
Dr. Deckhaed: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Himmler: Excellent! I am now introducing the plank to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Deckhaed: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Himmler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE nose! IT'S GOT MINE nose! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█ [/QUOTE]
Oh man, there really needs to be more like this.
I rushed the authorization form and it gave me a terrible excuse for an SCP article.
[quote]CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-pi-J
Object Class: Epsilon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-pi-J is to be kept in a Cheese-lined containment chamber located in Fort Cocks, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 8 Jobs armed with Toaster.
In the event that SCP-pi-J ever begins Fucking its Toe, Dr. Bright is to Sperging SCP-pi-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 (''Niggas in Paris'') is to be dispatched to SCP-pi-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-pi-J is a Incomprehensible Salami. Like most members of its species, it is able to Incomprehensible Buttpirate, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Cheese each day.
SCP-pi-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with salad, which causes it to turn into Albatross. Whenever this happens, all Oblongs within a 10 kilometer radius will begin to Splurging uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to David Beckham. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-pi-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-pi-J was first located in Bermuda Triangle where the The Butthurts were using it in order to Destroy all of Russia. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 (''Niggas in Paris'') was able to recover the object with only 100 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log pi-1
Dr. Freudian: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Freudian, and I am about to test SCP-pi's reaction to Fat. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Nigger?
Dr. Nigger: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Freudian: Excellent! I am now introducing the Fat to pi... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Nigger: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Freudian: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE Dick! IT'S GOT MINE Dick! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident pi-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█ [/quote]
[QUOTE=Zombii;36049248][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j[/url][/QUOTE]
I wish this was randomly generated, it would make the articles a lot more hilarious.
[quote]CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-3-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a ramen-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0.5 doctors armed with firecrackers.
In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins fucking its dick, Dr. Kondraki is to scream SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 (''It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3-J is a shitty wolf. Like most members of its species, it is able to jump cactus, and regularly eats twice its own weight in ramen each day.
SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with plants, which causes it to turn into windmill. Whenever this happens, all dicks within a 44 kilometer radius will begin to throw uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Keanu Reeves. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Mayberry where the New England Patriots were using it in order to destroy planet Earth. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 (''It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'') was able to recover the object with only 2,947,438,647 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3-1
Dr. Tenenbaum: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Tenenbaum, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to cat. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr [REDACTED]?
Dr. [REDACTED]: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Tenenbaum: Excellent! I am now introducing the cat to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Tenenbaum: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE arm! IT'S GOT MINE arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
[/quote]
Whoever made this article is a fucking genius.
SCP tattoo on upper arm.
Thoughts?
Bad idea
they're not even meant to use the symbol on-site or anything, it's more or less got absolutely nothing to do with the Foundation other than being on the website
I worded it utterly wrong.
I meant an SCP that is a tattoo on someones upper arm. forgot to write Idea after SCP
[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;36051342]I worded it utterly wrong.
I meant an SCP that is a tattoo on someones upper arm. forgot to write Idea after SCP[/QUOTE]
ah right. well... go for it, I guess? if you can make the tatoo part actually relevant to its anomalous properties rather than a gimmick it doesn't sound like a bad idea
[QUOTE=Cone;36051356]ah right. well... go for it, I guess? if you can make the tatoo part actually relevant to its anomalous properties rather than a gimmick it doesn't sound like a bad idea[/QUOTE]
I had a few ideas. i kinda went through the whole Equipment being the part with properties, but i wanted it to kinda be a jokey SCP, because you cant contain just a tattoo without containing the whole person.
I had an idea similar to the Talking tattoos on Futurama, it was discovered when people noticed a D-Class making odd noises and talking to himself, they then noticed a tattoo he may of got somewhere. Who knows maybe its a white supremacist with loads of racial tattoos.
You should call it the King of the Ds
Make it a tattoo that psychologically effects former or current prisoners (actually no idea, not enough time to think up a genuinely cool effect)
Maybe it shifts to a new tattoo when the previous incumbent is killed. Now that's a fucking cool idea, making the foundation subvert their own rules to keep a D-Class alive as the containment procedure itself
There are tattoos that live and stuff already.
There already is a [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-021"]tattoo SCP[/URL], but I don't know if you had a similar idea to it.
Maybe it could be some sort of viral tattoo that spreads when someone touches the former hosts body (the tattoo doesn't cause death in the slightest). Possibly have it be a tribal tattoo like the ones they use to do with pins, ink and a stick of wood. I dunno, I don't write scp's.
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