The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

Throw 682 at and it tell it its trying to steal its kills. We get to lose 682 for a few years and it kills an even bigger threat. or he could team up with it.

I thought the solution to everything was to have Dr. Rights show her breasts.

[QUOTE=geogzm;32426958]I was reading this last week. I fucking love it. Can you register and create an SCP or do you have to be part of a chosen team? Like if I spent a good few hours drafting, creating and refining an SCP would they tear me a new one?[/QUOTE] You can apply for membership on the site, but remember most first scps are atrocious. Make sure you do all the required reading.

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;36233944]So the real question is: how does the Foundation plan to combat [i]a fucking sun?[/i][/QUOTE] launch a picture of 096 at it, [DATA EXPUNGED], humanity is saved

[QUOTE=Cone;36238483]launch a picture of 096 at it, [DATA EXPUNGED], humanity is saved[/QUOTE] That gives me the idea of what would happen if we showed 682 a picture of 096? Would 682 suddenly not have eyes, or would 096 not even register 682 looking at it's picture for some reason?

Isn't 096 dead?

Guys before I write my SCP idea just how many SCPs are there which are animated paintings? I got a cool twist in mind but just wanna know to see if it's too saturated.

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;36240703]That gives me the idea of what would happen if we showed 682 a picture of 096? Would 682 suddenly not have eyes, or would 096 not even register 682 looking at it's picture for some reason?[/QUOTE] They tried that before, IIRC. [QUOTE=Novangel;36241825]Guys before I write my SCP idea just how many SCPs are there which are animated paintings? I got a cool twist in mind but just wanna know to see if it's too saturated.[/QUOTE] There is a living picture and living paint on walls.

So there's only 2? Also can someone link the sandbox thing for me to start writing it?

Actually, there are 25 SCPs under the tag "Artistic". [editline]8th June 2012[/editline] A few of those are things like tattoos and pens etc, but I'd say at least 1/3 of them are "picture" SCPs.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;36241382]Isn't 096 dead?[/QUOTE] I was wondering the same thing. On one hand they acted like they were going to make that researcher terminate it himself and probably die in the process, but on the other hand there's no actual termination log and it seems like the thing is almost as impervious to damage as 682. Or at least capable of shrugging off almost all ballistic weaponry.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;36241382]Isn't 096 dead?[/QUOTE] Nope. Shy guy is alive

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;36240703]That gives me the idea of what would happen if we showed 682 a picture of 096? Would 682 suddenly not have eyes, or would 096 not even register 682 looking at it's picture for some reason?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUph092Wyec[/media]

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;36240703]That gives me the idea of what would happen if we showed 682 a picture of 096? Would 682 suddenly not have eyes, or would 096 not even register 682 looking at it's picture for some reason?[/QUOTE] nah they did that before and it still survived. it would have made sense if it just turned itself blind because it figured "if they're showing me a picture it's probably to try and kill me" and survived like that, but instead 096 beat the shit out of it and was about to kill it before giving up for... reasons, I guess. they should show 173 a picture of 096, see whether it's actually a sentient creature or not

[QUOTE=Cone;36243938]nah they did that before and it still survived. it would have made sense if it just turned itself blind because it figured "if they're showing me a picture it's probably to try and kill me" and survived like that, but instead 096 beat the shit out of it and was about to kill it before giving up for... reasons, I guess. they should show 173 a picture of 096, see whether it's actually a sentient creature or not[/QUOTE] If 173 and 096 collided, the universe would end. It would be an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. [sp]Also, 173 is sentient. They took a picture of it with the camera that shows what sentient beings want to be doing, and it showed 173 in its' cell. It's exactly where it wants to be.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;36248670]If 173 and 096 collided, the universe would end. It would be an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.[/QUOTE] Add in 682, 076, Dr. Gerald in a vehicle and Dr. Kondraki into the mix and it would most likely end with the end of the universe.

[QUOTE=Strongbad;36248670][sp]Also, 173 is sentient. They took a picture of it with the camera that shows what sentient beings want to be doing, and it showed 173 in its' cell. It's exactly where it wants to be.[/sp][/QUOTE] I recall some non-sentient things also had a picture. like, they took a picture of the camera itself using a mirror, and that showed the camera endlessly recurring into a picture of itself. so unless the camera is also sentient it's not definite whether 173 is, either.

[QUOTE=Cone;36248837]I recall some non-sentient things also had a picture. like, they took a picture of the camera itself using a mirror, and that showed the camera endlessly recurring into a picture of itself. so unless the camera is also sentient it's not definite whether 173 is, either.[/QUOTE] Fair enough. Also, I had a theory: Penumbra takes place in the same universe as the SCP foundation. Why? This, from SCP-028(location that gives you complete knowledge of a random subject when you enter): [quote]Geological structure of the earth beneath Greenland, including several unknown caves and [EXPUNGED][/quote] Penumbra takes place in the Archaic facility beneath Greenland.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;36248788]Add in 682, 076, Dr. Gerald in a vehicle and Dr. Kondraki into the mix and it would most likely end with the end of the universe.[/QUOTE] Put Gerald in a spaceship on fixed course toward that hostile galaxywhatever instead, that'd be more handy in the long term.

can someone give me a picture of the Foundation's logo/emblem thingy, with transparency on please? I'm making a skin for a GMod model I have, and since I can't competently write the words "D-Class" I'll just use the symbol as a placeholder until I get good enough at skinning to write it. [editline]8th June 2012[/editline] wait nevermind

[QUOTE=Cone;36250335]can someone give me a picture of the Foundation's logo/emblem thingy, with transparency on please? I'm making a skin for a GMod model I have, and since I can't competently write the words "D-Class" I'll just use the symbol as a placeholder until I get good enough at skinning to write it.[/QUOTE] All you have to do is get a marker, write where you want the words, and then cut along them, then peel off the excess skin. This doesn't work if you're skinning a cat, so if that's the case: [img]http://scpfoundation.org/images/SCP-Logo-35x35.png[/img] Sorry about the size.

[QUOTE=Krinkels;36250402][img]http://scpfoundation.org/images/SCP-Logo-35x35.png[/img][/QUOTE] I think you could fit that inside the eye of a HL2 character.

[QUOTE=esalaka;36251338]I think you could fit that inside the eye of a HL2 character.[/QUOTE] I could probably do that actually most gimmicky perskin ever

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[QUOTE=Cone;36252922]I could probably do that actually most gimmicky perskin ever[/QUOTE] Put it on the inside of the eye Not the eyeball but the skin inside the eye

[thumb]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn208/Golly5/ShyGuy.jpg[/thumb] [sp]It's 96, Good luck[/sp]

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;36233944]So the real question is: how does the Foundation plan to combat [i]a fucking sun?[/i][/QUOTE] Dr.Bright could just drop his amulet thing on it. Then Dr.bright would be a massive star capable of killing us all.

[QUOTE=finbe;36254352]Dr.Bright could just drop his amulet thing on it. Then Dr.bright would be a massive star capable of killing us all.[/QUOTE] But it Dr. Bright did that, it would [DATA EXPUNGED] the [REDACTED], [REDACTED] of ██████'s [REDACTED] 682, causing Able [DATA EXPUNGED] 173's ███████ [DATA EXPUNGED] while Dr. Gerald pilots a UFO filled with sacrificial D-class preforming Montauk 110 on [REDACTED] while wearing the always untying shoes and pants that never stay zipped into a [REDACTED] 001 [DATA EXPUNGED] right down 087! [i]Don't you understand?!?[/i]

[QUOTE=swampie;36254004][thumb]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn208/Golly5/ShyGuy.jpg[/thumb] [sp]It's 96, Good luck[/sp][/QUOTE] Anatomy is a bit to extreme in comparison to what they say he actually looks like, pigment-less eyes and a giant jaw that goes up to four meters, but other than that it's a completely normal human head, this looks a bit to exaggerated all in all 0/10 would not fuck.

[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36256187]0/10 would not fuck.[/QUOTE] It would give [I]fantastic[/I] blowjobs though