[quote=Dr. Bright]138.6.5) Given that he asked another staff member to request a "Cup of Explodium" from SCP-294 to "see what would happen", Dr Bright is not allowed to ask other staff members to access SCPs for him, no matter how instructive, funny or helpful the results would be. The only exception to this is SCP-963.[/quote]
Dr. Bright is the best troll ever. Wouldn't like to meet him though.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32496056][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-895[/url]
OH GOD THE FUCKING FEED[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck i was just reading the "blood on the walls part"...
[QUOTE=Str4fe;32506420]Oh fuck i was just reading the "blood on the walls part"...[/QUOTE]
I'm still wondering what the poor bastards at command saw in there... :ohdear:
[QUOTE=ZenX2;32501147][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/that-goddamn-thing[/url]
How is Dr. Sorts unaffected by my ability?[/QUOTE]
Agent Schaffer?
I thought I told you fuckers NOT to disclose my name in public.
[QUOTE=geogzm;32504429]173 is the only one which kept me up at night.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, the coffin fucked me up pretty good
I've been thinking. Maybe the US government does have a Foundation-esque foundation, and they do indeed do have objects like on this site. We'll never know though sadly. Bastards would hide our fucking houses if they could.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32510952]I've been thinking. Maybe the US government does have a Foundation-esque foundation, and they do indeed do have objects like on this site. We'll never know though sadly. Bastards would hide our fucking houses if they could.[/QUOTE]
Maybe this website is a front. They publish the website publicly to hide it in plain sight. No one is suspicious because what self respecting government agency would post all its secrets publicly?
Also the fact they allow in civilian members to edit and add articles further decreases suspicion.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32510952]I've been thinking. Maybe the US government does have a Foundation-esque foundation, and they do indeed do have objects like on this site. We'll never know though sadly. Bastards would hide our fucking houses if they could.[/QUOTE]
personally I'd rather not find out that 682 or something like it really existed, so I'm aces if they want to keep it a secret
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;32511055]personally I'd rather not find out that 682 or something like it really existed, so I'm aces if they want to keep it a secret[/QUOTE]
But I want an object like 294 located in every store, hospital, and office, in the United States.
I would love the SCP-50-AE-J to exist
[QUOTE=yawmwen;32511094]But I want an object like 294 located in every store, hospital, and office, in the United States.[/QUOTE]
What about 458
[QUOTE=Zombii;32511227]What about 458[/QUOTE]
458 should be given to Ethiopia.
Using SCPs to help people?
That kind of talk will get you Keter duty.
Why is it that the only time I get bad/painful dreams is after reading SCPs, Seriously last night i got shot in the chest and felt it.
Could be a coincidence but,
Keter duty would be rather fun, if you could get onto the good side of the more bad-ass Doctors.
They may just give you something to actually let you survive.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32511543]Keter duty would be rather fun, if you could get onto the good side of the more bad-ass Doctors.
They may just give you something to actually let you survive.[/QUOTE]
Or you would probably die a horrible death. Not to mention they "terminate" you after 90 days whether you survive or not.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978[/url]
[quote]
Subject: Dr. Jack Bright
Photographed Activity: Engaged in a heated discussion with Dr. Clef. Only Dr. Bright is caught by the camera.
Photo Result: Entire scene has changed. Appears to be outside, sky in background, grass in foreground. Subject of picture is simple tombstone bearing the engraving "Jack Bright, Resting at Last."
[/quote]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/reactions/smith.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Zombii;32511777][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978[/url]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/reactions/smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[quote]Subject: Kitten (stray lab animal)
Photographs Activity: Being held for the picture by Dr. █████
Photo Result: [DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████[/quote]
:v:
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32511543]Keter duty would be rather fun, if you could get onto the good side of the more bad-ass Doctors.
They may just give you something to actually let you survive.[/QUOTE]
There's a reason why they assign Keter duty as punishment
[quote]Subject: Dr. Malfoss
Photographed Activity: Sitting at his desk reading a report on SCP-682.
Photo Result: Dr. Malfoss is riding SCP-682 through what appears to be a world war II-era battlefield, slaughtering soldiers with what appears to be some sort of elongated katana sword.
[i]Note: Well, he's just thinking what we all would do if we could control SCP-682.[/i][/quote]
:v:
[editline]27th September 2011[/editline]
Just bought this off Zazzle, finally those custom t-shirt sites are good for something:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/scpshirt.png[/img]
[QUOTE=finbe;32511987]:v:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Subject: Dr. █ █████
Photographed Activity: Smiling for the camera, neutral pose.
Photo Result: Subject is shown wearing a different tie.[/QUOTE]
v:v:v
Why are some of the articles so small?
Because no one wrote a lot of text for them
duh
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;32512338]Because no one wrote a lot of text for them
duh[/QUOTE]
No I mean they are literally so small that I cannot read them. And it's not all of them.
I'm talking about the font size and everything else.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-847[/url]
Keep your girlfriends away from this one, gentlemen.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-346[/url]
:)
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