• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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[QUOTE=Zombii;32512017]:v: [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Just bought this off Zazzle, finally those custom t-shirt sites are good for something: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/scpshirt.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/nv9zk3.png[/img] I'd buy this if I weren't strapped for cash
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;32512406]No I mean they are literally so small that I cannot read them. And it's not all of them. I'm talking about the font size and everything else.[/QUOTE] A midget wrote them
Best one hands down: [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504[/url] [quote] Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke. Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part". Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph). [/quote] :v:
hey lookit this: [url]http://scpfoundation.org/[/url]
That's unofficial. It was done by the same person who did 895, and is just an example of a new layout. Unfortunately, the senior staff are unwilling to let the person who designed it become a website administrator, so for now, it's a pipe dream.
[QUOTE=Zombii;32513482]That's unofficial. It was done by the same person who did 895, and is just an example of a new layout. Unfortunately, the senior staff are unwilling to let the person who designed it become a website administrator, so for now, it's a pipe dream.[/QUOTE]I just wish it had all the SCPs.
Does anybody remember the scp where it was a creature that would find and kill anybody who looked at a picture containing it?
New avatar is SCP related. It's the unofficial logo. [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Well the cache hasn't updated yet. Hold on. [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] There we go. [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Link to the logo, if anyone wants it: [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCP-Logo.png[/url] [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCP-Logo2.png[/url]
[QUOTE=credesniper;32515257]Does anybody remember the scp where it was a creature that would find and kill anybody who looked at a picture containing it?[/QUOTE] That would be [B][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096]SPC-096[/url][/B]
[QUOTE=credesniper;32515257]Does anybody remember the scp where it was a creature that would find and kill anybody who looked at a picture containing it?[/QUOTE] [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096[/url]
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32515646]That would be [B][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096]SPC-096[/url][/B][/QUOTE]I remember it once having a picture (it was a man posing on a mountain, and an arrow pointing to a spec that was the scp).
Had an idea of an SCP that's symbiotic armor.
[QUOTE=credesniper;32515788]I remember it once having a picture (it was a man posing on a mountain, and an arrow pointing to a spec that was the scp).[/QUOTE] [img]http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5761/scp096.png[/img]
[QUOTE=finbe;32516130][img]http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5761/scp096.png[/img][/QUOTE] Wouldn't whoever recovered and edited that photo now be dead?
What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096. How would he choose who to kill?
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32516202]Wouldn't whoever recovered and edited that photo now be dead?[/QUOTE] Seeing as 096 is contained and protected, chances are he is probably still alive. Just also being contained and protected. Unless he is currently on Keter duty.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32516256]What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096. How would he choose who to kill?[/QUOTE]Logic says one first, then the other.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32516256]What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096. How would he choose who to kill?[/QUOTE] The answer is obvious, he goes for one, then the other. Or picks up one and throws him so hard that he lands on the other guy and kills both.
Does anyone know the name of the one disc that would change colors and open a portal depending on the person's past? That one was a good read. Oh here it is: [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093"]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093 I[/URL]t's one of the best to me.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32516256]What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096. How would he choose who to kill?[/QUOTE] What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?
[QUOTE=Neat!;32516630]What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?[/QUOTE] That's actually a really good question...
[QUOTE=Neat!;32516630]What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?[/QUOTE] There could be the remote possibility of it being able to defy all conventional rules of matter and physics, so it could kill someone on the ISS somehow. Or it could just kill them when they get back to Earth, who knows? I'm just glad these are fictional.
[QUOTE=Neat!;32516630]What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?[/QUOTE] IIRC there was one incident log where a task force viewed it from a helicopter and were killed as soon as they landed.
this is a nice read: [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white]black white black white black white black white black white gray[/url]
Am I the only one who doesn't find 682 interesting? I mean he can do anything and beat anything and survive anything, it just gets boring. It's interesting in the sense that they try new ways to kill it, but you always know it's going to survive, no matter what. It isn't even scary. There's nothing really that scary about a big lizard man you can never kill ever. It's just boring. There's no tension, or mystery.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32516865]Am I the only one who doesn't find 682 interesting? I mean he can do anything and beat anything and survive anything, it just gets boring. It's interesting in the sense that they try new ways to kill it, but you always know it's going to survive, no matter what. It isn't even scary. There's nothing really that scary about a big lizard man you can never kill ever. It's just boring. There's no tension, or mystery.[/QUOTE] It's not [B]impossible[/B] to kill it.
[QUOTE=Ownederd;32516891]It's not [B]impossible[/B] to kill it.[/QUOTE] this, in the updated 173 (which isn't foundation canon but still) a shit ton of them kill 682
Aye, they've proven a few times they either can kill it at immense cost or COULD have killed it at various points in the past. Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself. Just a case of wrong SCP in the wrong place at the wrong time.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32516916]Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself.[/QUOTE] [quote]Addendum [SCP-294y]: Computer logs on SCP open server show researcher keyed in "Something that'll destroy SCP-682." Recovered video logs show a stream of a brightly glowing liquid pouring into the cup. Liquid increases in visual intensity to the point that the camera ceases to be capable of recording. All contact with Site ██ is lost at this time. An investigation concluded that Site ██ was completely vaporized, with the only remaining trace being a small clump of trees surrounding SCP-294. SCP-294 was promptly transferred to another containment site and held with identical containment procedures as before. Information about the incident is to be disclosed only to O5 personnel. Any further test involving SCP-682 will be forbidden under pain of demotion to Class D.[/quote]
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32516916]Aye, they've proven a few times they either can kill it at immense cost or COULD have killed it at various points in the past. Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself. Just a case of wrong SCP in the wrong place at the wrong time.[/QUOTE] It wasn't really proven that could have killed 682 though. I remember there was a, uh, story book or something made by an SCP that told the story of how 682 was killed, but it didn't work out, and the title changed to how 682 was attempted to be killed. Nothing the other SCPs do ever kills it. Not in canon, anyways.
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