[QUOTE=Ownederd;32516891]It's not [B]impossible[/B] to kill it.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck is it anyway
Up until about a year and a half ago most of their content/articles were interesting and funny, then they started re-writing every single article to max out the grim-darkness of the setting to the point where half the SCPs now sounds like shit that came straight out of Warhammer 40K, or worse, that Tzeentch and the God Emperor of Man would run the hell away from while screaming their asses off. Sure, 682 was always fucked up, but there are SCPs that in a single re-write went from "Safe" to "Keter-kill-everything-in-the-universe."
[editline]27th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32516865]Am I the only one who doesn't find 682 interesting? I mean he can do anything and beat anything and survive anything, it just gets boring. It's interesting in the sense that they try new ways to kill it, but you always know it's going to survive, no matter what. It isn't even scary. There's nothing really that scary about a big lizard man you can never kill ever. It's just boring. There's no tension, or mystery.[/QUOTE]
God Mode Sue in a nutshell.
[quote]Subject: SCP-537
Photographed Activity: Playing its record.
Photo Result: Seated on a log in a swamp, opposite Kermit the Frog; Kermit is holding a banjo as in the opening musical sequence in The Muppet Movie.[/quote]
Dawww.
[QUOTE=Killer_Andre;32517178]
God Mode Sue in a nutshell.[/QUOTE]
Not really, I think 682 is one more humorous ones, whereas Able is played more seriously. That, and this lack of human qualities make him less Mary Sue.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32516916]Aye, they've proven a few times they either can kill it at immense cost or COULD have killed it at various points in the past.
Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself.
Just a case of wrong SCP in the wrong place at the wrong time.[/QUOTE]
Someone should become a suicide bomber and run in 682's pen and request that the coffee machine dispensed that liquid there.
And therefore 682 will be destroyed.
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;32517423]Someone should become a suicide bomber and run in 682's pen and request that the coffee machine dispensed that liquid there.
And therefore 682 will be destroyed.[/QUOTE]
Or just get an extension cable and throw the coffee machine in really quickly and run like hell.
But we could lose the coffee machine and he's cool :(
I think people just have inconsistent views on how hard it should be to kill 682, a lot of the tests seem to suggest he can die but how easy it is to kill him varies greatly. Some tests seem to have failed because the foundation just didn't anticipate how he would adapt to it, others seem to fail because of the state it's in when they start the test. Some seem to suggest that there is a definite way to kill 682, but the foundation doesn't know what it is yet. Then there's a few tests that seem to be there for the sole purpose of saying "Nope, you can't do that, he's invincible so you may as well give up."
-snip- because someone already said it.
I like the one with the ticket that sends you places, supposedly it sent 682 "home", almost like a good ending, sadly a month and a half later he came back.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;32517716]Opinion[/QUOTE]
I think you're basically right here, the whole fear factor from this is the fact that it's not known whether or not it's invincible and an organization like SCP not wanting all that much to do with testing something inconclusive any further.
They could easily kill 682 with quite a few of the SCPs they've got- it's just destroying it would have the unfortunate side-effect of obliterating the entire universe.
Operation "Blow-Everything-Into-Radioactive-Goo" is still pending approval.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;32517856]They could easily kill 682 with quite a few of the SCPs they've got- it's just destroying it would have the unfortunate side-effect of obliterating the entire universe.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation[/url]
[quote]
144) Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize, authorize, or create in any form, a "Foundation Demolition Derby, starring SCPs 2383-J, 708, 666-J, 2558-J, 1543-J, 2041-J, 2103-J, 968, 462, 115, and 225 for the grand finale" No.. just no. Not even if you try to throw in 682 trying to disguise it as a termination attempt.[/quote]
[QUOTE=finbe;32517892][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation[/url][/QUOTE]
but Dr. Bright is [DATA EXPUNGED]
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;32517594]But we could lose the coffee machine and he's cool :([/QUOTE]
No the machine survived the immolation from the liquid, pretty sure it can do so again.
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;32516849]this is a nice read: [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white]black white black white black white black white black white gray[/url][/QUOTE]
I noticed D-class termination, 209, 173, 008 and some short tale. Anyone know the others?
Guys. What would happen if we somehow restrained 682 and fed him into 914 on the "Very Fine" Setting?
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;32518277]Guys. What would happen if we somehow restrained 682 and fed him into 914 on the "Very Fine" Setting?[/QUOTE]
He'll become a gundam
[QUOTE]94) The Foundation motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect", not any of the following:
"Stab Carrion Powerfully"
"Suck Cock and Penis"
"Let's use it on 682!"
"That's it, you're on Keter."
"Can we put it in 914?"
"Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!"
"Rights panties!"
"Fuck trees, I climb clouds motherfucker!"
"Someone is getting stabbed."
"Let's just stick our dicks in it and hope for the best."
"Whose hand is that?"
"If all else fails, poop on it."
"If all else fails, there's always the sun."
"Show it your tits, Rights!"
"We need bigger kittens."
"Society of Creepy Perverts."
"Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright."
"Throw D-Class at it until it stops."
"447 and dead bodies, two great tastes that taste great together."
"The FBI are a bunch of pansies."
"Who wants to see what I can make the president do in public?"
"For the Horde!"
"Science for the Science God!"
"Make sure to wipe your feet on 2558!"
"When in doubt, feed it to 682."
"Slapstick, Clowns and Puns"
"Drop the blanket now!"
"Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy"
"We always need more Dakka!"
"Still Alive, and Found the Cake"
"Don't Worry, O5 won't ever figure it out!"
"Will it blend?"[/QUOTE]
We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32518333]We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.[/QUOTE]
"Throw D-Class at it until it stops."
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32518333]We should vote to get one of these as the thread title.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]"When in doubt, feed it to 682."[/QUOTE]
I vote for this one.
I dunno if we'll hit a v2. :P
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9695484/Akira-%28English%29-1080p-x264-%282%29.gif[/img]
Tetsuo is obviously SCP-███.
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;32518433][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9695484/Akira-%28English%29-1080p-x264-%282%29.gif[/img]
Tetsuo is obviously SCP-███.[/QUOTE]
TETSUOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I vote "That's it, you're on Keter." Second choice being "Science for the Science God!"
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;32517856]They could easily kill 682 with quite a few of the SCPs they've got- it's just destroying it would have the unfortunate side-effect of obliterating the entire universe.[/QUOTE]
Do you know what 'easily' means? The fact that the destruction of 682 could not come about without destroying the world (or at least a big chunk of it) means his destruction doesn't really fall into the 'easily' range.
[editline]28th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;32518354]I vote for this one.[/QUOTE]
I second this vote.
I would to report to SCP that there are fucking monster mosquitoes in my bedroom, the fuckers are fly sized, fat fucks sound like fucking uav drones and their bite leaves a fucking huge zit.
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;32518433]-Snip-
Tetsuo is obviously SCP-███.[/QUOTE]Just noticed the two nearest doors have 884 and 883 on them.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-884[/url]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-883[/url]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=DrBreen;32518704]I would to report to SCP that there are fucking monster mosquitoes in my bedroom, the fuckers are fly sized, fat fucks sound like fucking uav drones and their bite leaves a fucking huge zit.[/QUOTE]
I would like to report that I got rammed by a moth the size of a small bird.
Thread title should be "Keter Class Prom, Summer of 19██"
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