[QUOTE=MightyMax;32545517]I want more extra terrestrial SCP's like the vending machine that dispences any snack food from any planet from any time.[/QUOTE]
Which one is that?!
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32545517]I want more extra terrestrial SCP's like the vending machine that dispences any snack food from any planet from any time.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was dispensing snack foods from alternate versions of Earth, because I doubt other planets would have stuff like Fruit Gushers and Pepsi.
[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=pyschomc;32546021]Which one is that?![/QUOTE]
SCP-261.
It's experiment logs are some of the most funniest stuff I've seen on the site.
[QUOTE=Neat!;32545891]Why doesn't someone show 682 096's face?[/QUOTE]
Oh god. SCP-096 vs SCP-173.
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
Who would wiiiin?
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;32546184]Oh god. SCP-096 vs SCP-173.
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
Who would wiiiin?[/QUOTE]
does 173 have eyes?
[QUOTE=Neat!;32546249]does 173 have eyes?[/QUOTE]
Those green things should count i guess
173 is made of concrete and rebar, 096 would tear him apart in a second.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32546458]Those green things should count i guess
173 is made of concrete and rebar, 096 would tear him apart in a second.[/QUOTE]
So would a hammer.
Sedate 682 and place him in a rocket next to 096, launch it into jupiter's gravity well, then have them duke it out as they crash into one of the most powerful storms in the solar system.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;32539552]Fun fact: The picture used in the Flesh that Hate SCP is actually from a scale model of what "Hell" may look like. Quite a disturbing model too.
[url]http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=42918[/url][/QUOTE]
I'd love to walk around in this model.
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;32544411]I always loved SCP. The only one that really bothered me was 682. Let me explain.
682 sucks. He just does. There's no tension or fear in some un-killable lizard. For one, lizards aren't scary. For two, I'm tired of the "just un-killable" SCP's running around. Something should at least be killable. I mean, I guess it's a good plot device for why they wouldn't just exterminate any Keter class running about (I mean seriously, if it's so dangerous just take a flamethrower to the fucker *hint hint SCP-173*)
But my biggest problem with SCP-682 is it just seems like some 12er got on the site and decided to make his own version of "TEH BEST SCP EVAR!" and just made an un-killable lizard man because he thought it was cool. I mean, there's no thought in it and therefore no real tension. That's what sets it apart from other un-killable SCP's is that he's just boring. His only other defining trait is being a giant lizard. Ohhh, real fucking exciting.
I mean, I remember earlier back someone posted a picture of a kids coloring book about SCP-682 basically being from the mind of a 6 year old, but that's what it fucking is! It's boring and I'm just sick of it being one of those centerpiece SCP's when it's not really deserving of it.
Other then that, SCP's are great. There's a shit ton of underrated SCP's out there that are just waiting to come into the limelight. My favorites are the Red Pool and that corpse like fucker who makes everything rust and can disappear into walls.[/QUOTE]
I totally agree with what your saying, but I think SCP-682 does play a role. I mean, he's basically the in general building block of large scary creatures. I usually reference him when I'm trying to describe an SCP to someone.
"I mean, but an scp can be [i]anything[/i] like, anywhere from a giant unkillable lizard to an evil game show to a key that can unlock anything."
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Strongbad;32539837]why the hell would the SCP foundation contain that? SCP is supposed to contain objects that can be dangerous if they're just left to their own devices.[/QUOTE]
no, that's not what the SCP-foundation is all about. It basically just contains anything tht is strange or 'impossible' that the modern world couldn't handle.
[QUOTE=Neat!;32546557]So would a hammer.
Sedate 682 and place him in a rocket next to 096, launch it into jupiter's gravity well, then have them duke it out as they crash into one of the most powerful storms in the solar system.[/QUOTE]
"A month and a half later, 682 showed up again."
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32546816]"A month and a half later, 682 showed up again."[/QUOTE]
Setting: 1:1
Input: SCP 682-related documents.
Output: The Twilight series in its entirety.
Dr. [del]Shithead Author[/del] [DATA EXPUNGED]
[QUOTE=Neat!;32545891]Why doesn't someone show 682 096's face?[/QUOTE]
[quote]Item: SCP-096
Tissue Test Record:
N/A
Termination Test Record:
Containment tank containing SCP-096 was placed in SCP-682's cell. Personnel vacated vicinity and the tank was opened remotely.
Screams of the two entities continue for twenty-seven (27) hours, at which point the noise abruptly stops. Sonar-based video feeds reveal SCP-096 severely "wounded" and huddled in the southwest corner, apparently upset. Feed shows SCP-682 on the north end of the room, approximately 85% of its initial mass absent. Re-containment teams retrieve both entities with relative ease.
Further attempts to expose SCP-096 to SCP-682 cause it to turn away from 682, jumping in place while clawing at its face and screaming.[/quote]
It's not the most bullshit "attempt" at killing 682, though.
[quote]Item: SCP-826, equipped with one (1) copy of "The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Can And Will Kill SCP-682 Permanently if it So Much As Spots That Damn Lizard", a 12-page short story written by Dr. ██████, detailing a large, friendly monster that is stated to be capable of permanently killing SCP-682, and 1 (one) D-Class personnel (D-682-32) equipped with 1 (one) 2010 Ducati Multistrada motorcycle for the purpose of evading SCP-682.
Tissue Test Record:
N/A
Termination Test Record:
Story is put between SCP-826, and placed into large, empty room ██m X ██m X ██m in dimension, with a remotely operated doorway large enough to send SCP-682 through. SCP-682 is brought in front of the entryway securely. Once researchers clear the area, door is remotely opened, exposing a green pasture similar to the one described in the story. SCP-682 is reluctant to go through, so D-682-32 is sent through as "Bait". 682 follows through doorway, whereupon the doorway closes behind them. 30 minutes later, SCP-682 bursts back through the door it was sent through, somewhat worse for wear, killing ██ researchers and ██ agents in the process. Recovery personnel describe the story's pasture as having become a "Battleground", featuring impact craters with enormous body parts scattered around. Parts are thought to be from the story's "Thing". Recovered story is retitled "The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Tried To Kill SCP-682 Permanently But Failed" , and is noticeably thicker, with 209 individual pages that detail an epic battle between the two monsters.
Additional attempts to coax SCP-682 into SCP-826 have been met with non-compliance on SCP-682's part.[/quote]
[quote]Item: SCP-702
Tissue Test Record:
Tissue sample offered as trade item to SCP-702-1. 702-1 accepted, trading it for what appears to be a two-patty hamburger as commonly sold by the [REDACTED] franchise.
Termination Test Record:
SCP-682 is contained and offered as a trade item to SCP-702-1. 702-1 considers the tank for roughly 13 minutes before taking it. Item left in exchange is a metal cage, containing a specimen of Psittacula krameri manillensis (rose-ringed parakeet).
16 hours later, SCP-682 is returned to the chamber where the trading was effected, without its containment tank. SCP-702-1 is reluctant to divulge information regarding this event. Examination of debris regurgitated by 682 during the proceeding re-containment reveals fragments from a number of curious items, including [DATA EXPUNGED]. The parakeet is currently being kept at Dr. Quater's office.[/quote]
It's those assholes that make 682 so hard to like. They're basically saying, "Sure, 682 has no way of keeping this thing from killing him, but I'm gonna make him survive it anyway." I understand that he's not supposed to die in SCP "canon", but if it's something that is sure to kill 682, [i]Don't make it fight 682[/i].
[quote]Item #: SCP-3467
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3467 is to be made fun of at every opportunity. Heckling, practical jokes, and pranks are good examples. Filming the more spectacular procedures is a must.
Description: SCP-3467 is a six (6) foot tall, two hundred (200) pound man eating chicken. Subject is thirty five (35), slightly balding, dark brown hair and eyes, and slightly overweight. Name is Hank ██████████, and he has worked as a Level 1 cleanup crew for the past three years. Hank is never seen without a bucket of chicken, and only stops eating it when actually working, which is a rare occurrence in itself.
It is know that Hank still lives in his mom's basement, and hearsay amongst the female staff, is that he is still a virgin.
Additional Notes: All video footage of the more impressive "procedures" performed on Hank are available in the central reading area.
Document 3467-01: "Dammit guys, this isn't funny. The system still freaks out when I enter the building, and I don't have clearance to delete this stupid file. Thanks a lot, assholes." Hank ██████████
Document 3467-02: "Now this is a bit unfair. I mean, it's not his fault he's fat, balding, still lives with his mom and…. No, no, sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Come on, alright, let me try it again, I'll do it proper this time, I promise." Dr.██████
Document 3467-03: In accordance with SCP protocols associated with this item, the following record of Special Containment Procedures carried out by Dr.Gears is submitted.
After Incident [DATA EXPUNGED]. With its incapacitation, SCP-682 regeneration was being monitored via a sealed observation booth. This booth projected twelve feet into the current containment area, constructed of transparent super dense plastic developed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-3467 was instructed to clean the observation booth. When SCP-3467 was at the far end to the booth, the security door was locked.
The sounds of SCP-3467 attempting to escape and Dr.Gears uncontrollable laughter attracted the attention of a 67% regenerated SCP-682. SCP-682 attempted to attack SCP-3467; however its current state posed no danger to the structural stability of the booth.
Dr.Gears observed SCP-3467 to emit a loud, extremely high-pitched scream not unlike a small female child. SCP-3467 proceeded to whimper like said small child and ask for “Mommy”. SCP-3467 was instructed to “bark like a dog” if he wished to exit the booth. SCP-3467 proceeded to bark like a small, frightened canine for 48 seconds, after which the security door was opened.
It was observed that SCP-3467 had defecated himself at some point during the event.
Recordings of event are available via a request to Central Records, or Dr.Gears.
“He got on all fours when he barked; I didn’t even ask him to do that!” – Dr.Gears[/quote]
Yeah, I like how much shit they pulled right out of their ass when they tried to kill SCP-682.
I mean, they basically write themselves in a corner and then completely betray half of the SCP's currently known facts by making the SCP do stuff they are never, ever, ever supposed to do based on their description.
Like the one where they wrote the book that was supposed to kill SCP-682, and the book changed it's title! That was bullshit. That SCP was never, ever supposed to change the outcome of the written story, but it did because some faggot 6-year old didn't want his "kewl SCP to di!"
Seriously, I would put up a poll to completely retcon SCP-682, but every fucker on the site worships that SCP and decides to put him IN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! making it impossible to kill him without editing 900+ SCP articles over again.
Why did the moderators even allow that shitty article to be posted anyways?
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;32547693]Yeah, I like how much shit they pulled right out of their ass when they tried to kill SCP-682.
I mean, they basically write themselves in a corner and then completely betray half of the SCP's currently known facts by making the SCP do stuff they are never, ever, ever supposed to do based on their description.
Like the one where they wrote the book that was supposed to kill SCP-682, and the book changed it's title! That was bullshit. That SCP was never, ever supposed to change the outcome of the written story, but it did because some faggot 6-year old didn't want his "kewl SCP to di!"
Seriously, I would put up a poll to completely retcon SCP-682, but every fucker on the site worships that SCP and decides to put him IN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! making it impossible to kill him without editing 900+ SCP articles over again.
Why did the moderators even allow that shitty article to be posted anyways?[/QUOTE]We should just throw it into that ever expanding sphere that absorbs everything thrown into it.
[QUOTE=credesniper;32547735]We should just throw it into that ever expanding sphere that absorbs everything thrown into it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32546816]"A month and a half later, 682 showed up again."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=credesniper;32547735]We should just throw it into that ever expanding sphere that absorbs everything thrown into it.[/QUOTE]
1 month later, SCP-682 was re-contained in [REDACTED], after causing [DATA EXPUNGED]
YOU [REDACTED]
I found out how to kill 682.
Use 001 on it.
-snip-
Just restrain it and use that mechanical arm that takes out "souls".
That would at least reduce the rage modes it goes into.
[QUOTE=credesniper;32547980]Just restrain it and use that mechanical arm that takes out "souls".[/QUOTE]
"A month and a half later, 682's soul came back."
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32547995]"A month and a half later, 682's soul came back."[/QUOTE]Regeneration of physical components is understandable, but you can't just regenerate something like the soul.
(Not going into religious debate, I don't believe in the soul, but that's what the scp does).
Another possible way to kill 682 is overexposure to Dr. Bright.
(Speaking of him, how has he survived a decade of Keter duty anyway?)
[QUOTE=certified;32548043]Another possible way to kill 682 is overexposure to Dr. Bright.
(Speaking of him, how has he survived a decade of Keter duty anyway?)[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-963[/url]
Read that.
They tried to use SCP-001 (The Guardian) on SCP-682, or theorized doing so. Can't remember which one.
But I'm sure if they did they would find some completely bullshit excuse as to why SCP-682 would survive.
Seriously, fuck SCP-682.
Reading the different SCPs is a good way to waste study hall when I got no homework to do. My favorite would have to be SCP-49, the Plague Doctor. Something about their beaks always freaked me out as a kid.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-252-arc[/url]
[QUOTE=certified;32548043]Another possible way to kill 682 is overexposure to Dr. Bright.
(Speaking of him, how has he survived a decade of Keter duty anyway?)[/QUOTE]
Dr. Bright is no longer within his own body. His "soul" was transferred into a pendant (forgot the SCP number) and he can now reside in any body it comes in contact with.
He's died a ridiculous amount of times.
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
Also, I really hope The Guardian becomes the canon SCP-001. It's only logical, and I really like how it plays in with the lore behind Cain and Able.
I noticed there are a lot of 'Virus' or 'Parasite' SCP's. I want more mechanical SCP's like the one computer with non-euclidean geometry so it has like, a massive warehouse of gears n' shit inside of a little standard desktop case.
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;32548306]Dr. Bright is no longer within his own body. His "soul" was transferred into a pendant (forgot the SCP number) and he can now reside in any body it comes in contact with.
He's died a ridiculous amount of times.
[editline]29th September 2011[/editline]
Also, I really hope The Guardian becomes the canon SCP-001. It's only logical, and I really like how it plays in with the lore behind Cain and Able.[/QUOTE]
SCP-862 is Anderson after he built the factory, and because of the Foundation's excessive use of Factory constructs, any attempt by the Foundation to kill 862 is met with failure.
also dragon warioor is cgood scp guyz plz dun decanonize
Why don't they just launch 682 into a black hole?
[QUOTE=eagleeye64000;32548613]Why don't they just launch 682 into a black hole?[/QUOTE]
omg ur a genyus
nobody's thought about that before, which is odd since black holes are dime a dozen and we totally have the capability to reach one
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