[QUOTE=MajorMattem;32429529][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447[/url]
I laughed pretty hard at this. But what happens when it comes into contact with dead bodies?[/QUOTE]
Well, short version, it [DATA EXPUNGED]
Ohoho you fucking ninja!
[QUOTE=Combiner8761;32428884][Url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gerald-s-personnel-file]Dr. Gerald[/url] is pretty cool. [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j]I would hang out with him on a trip anyday.[/url]
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I'm laughing way more than I should.
The [DATA EXPUNGED] sections are like one big Informational blueballs
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;32429739]The [DATA EXPUNGED] sections are like one big Informational blueballs[/QUOTE]
But don't let dead bodies touch them.
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;32429739]The [DATA EXPUNGED] sections are like one big Informational blueballs[/QUOTE]
There are some articles that play with "De-expunging" sections. They're not that cool. Site says it's to leave things to the reader's imagination, which works really well.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504[/url]
Bad Humour Tomatoes
WHERE CAN I GET SOME
[url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation]The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At the Foundation[/url]
108) Dr. Bright is not allowed to upload visual memetic kill agents to [del]4chan[/del] [del]7chan[/del] any imageboard.
108.1) Well, okay, maybe to 4chan. It'd be doing the gene pool a service.
[QUOTE=Combiner8761;32428884][Url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gerald-s-personnel-file]Dr. Gerald[/url] is pretty cool. [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j]I would hang out with him on a trip anyday.[/url]
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By the way, has anyone else spotted [url=http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-682/682.mp3]this recording[/url] on the article about SCP-682? Because I haven't seen it until now.[/QUOTE]
[quote]A research team hypothesized that rollerblades are, technically, vehicles. We tested their hypothesis by having Gerald skate into the IRG's headquarters in Tehran. They were right.[/quote]
Lol'd hard.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-524[/url]
:v:
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093[/url]
This is the best In my opinion, longest SCP story and boy is it a read I loved every second of it.
[quote]Item #: SCP-093
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: See testing document SCP-093-T1 for outline of testing conditions. SCP-093 must remain on a mirror at all times and under video surveillance. Admittance into the area of SCP-093's containment must be authorized only with proper video recording and subject retrieval procedures in place. Any attempt to use SCP-093 outside of an approved test will be dealt with severely, up to and including termination.
Description: SCP-093 is a primarily red disc carved from a stone composite resembling cinnabar, with circular engravings and unknown symbols carved at 0.5 cm depth around the entire object. Deeper cuts are present on SCP-093 with a depth of 1 to 1.5 cm. SCP-093 is 7.62 cm in diameter and fits comfortably into most palms without abrasion. SCP-093 will change hue when held by a living individual. The colors taken by SCP-093 are still being researched to establish a link. Current belief holds that the changes depend upon regrets carried by the holder.
If SCP-093 is removed from a mirror and not held by a person, it will seek out the nearest mirror-like surface. SCP-093 has been observed to travel in the largest possible circle while rolling, building up phenomenal speed. The mechanism of this acceleration is currently unknown. If an obstacle is between SCP-093 and the nearest mirror-like surface, it will use this momentum to punch through the obstacle and continue on its course at this speed. It will only stop when a mirror-like surface is contacted. Despite tremendous impact velocities, no damage will be dealt to SCP-093 or the mirror.
Additional Notes: No records exist to clarify the nature of SCP-093's discovery or presence in the Foundation. See SCP-093-OD. Since no records exist explaining SCP-093's method of containment, a test procedure was initiated to establish why mirrors must be used to contain it. The results of SCP-093-T1 lead to the discovery of living beings holding SCP-093 being able to move through mirrors and the series of tests in SCP-093-T2 to ascertain the destination reached through this travel.
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SCP-093 'Blue' Test
SCP-093 'Green' Test
SCP-093 'Violet' Test
SCP-093 'Yellow' Test
SCP-093 'Red' Test
read the tests they are the true story
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;32429529][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447[/url]
I laughed pretty hard at this. But what happens when it comes into contact with dead bodies?[/QUOTE]
I think the experiments were way funnier.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-447-a[/url]
I think that [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354]The Red Pool[/url] is probably my favorite SCP. It never gets the recognition it deserves.
The Foundation summed up:
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j[/url]
[url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504]the critical tomatoes[/url] is a fucking great one
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.
Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".
Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).
[QUOTE=Amplified31;32430767]I think that [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354]The Red Pool[/url] is probably my favorite SCP. It never gets the recognition it deserves.[/QUOTE]
The corrupted log is awesome.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705[/url] i wonder what happens if you give it a metric fuck load of play doh
hey what do you think would happen if 705 met [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387[/url]
[QUOTE=Mr.Dugong;32431491][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705[/url] i wonder what happens if you give it a metric fuck load of play doh[/QUOTE]
Since it's sentient i'd bet it would evolve into some kinda hyper-advanced playdoh society
And it would be cute to get four or five colors and watch them fight Age of Empires style
[QUOTE=Mr.Dugong;32431491][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705[/url] i wonder what happens if you give it a metric fuck load of play doh[/QUOTE]
[quote]66) No using SCP-705 for personal gain.
66.5) Or to plant monitoring equipment.
[B]66.7) And absolutely no giving them tons of extra playdough 'just to see what they can make.' That Mecha was damned annoying![/B]
66.9) No telling them that Dr. Rights' underwear drawer is a 'strategic ambush position'. As a matter of fact, no telling ANYTHING that Dr. Rights' delicates drawer is a strategic ambush position. Nothing in there has any strategic value, Bright.
66.95) Dr. Bright is not to explain his definition of strategic value, ever again. Anyone found asking will be terminated.[/quote]
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;32430058][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation]The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At the Foundation[/url]
108) Dr. Bright is not allowed to upload visual memetic kill agents to [del]4chan[/del] [del]7chan[/del] any imageboard.
108.1) Well, okay, maybe to 4chan. It'd be doing the gene pool a service.[/QUOTE]
I think this was p. clever!
[quote]76) Dr. Bright is not allowed to go to fan conventions.
76.5) Let alone use them as recruitment drives.
76.9) Especially not at Furry Conventions.[/quote]
[quote]SCP-354-18: Metallic humanoid machine described by several D-class personnel as a "Terminator." Subject posessed a cloaking device rendering it invisible to human eyes. Subject was highly adept at combat and killed nearly 90% of Area-354's guard personnel as it rampaged through the facility. Approximately sixty (60) minutes after emerging from the pool, subject ceased function and powered down. Subject's was dismantled and its power cell was disposed of. Subject's remains are under study.[/quote]I now officially love the Red Pool.
115 is the best
That dumptruck is hilarious
[url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-407]SCP-407[/url] Is my favorite one.
To the pageking of page 2.
FUCK YOU
Item #: SCP-173
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in shed behind farm. Three strong communist men must drink liter of vodka before enter. Two must stare at item, one must continue drink vodka.
Description: Moved to shed after wooden pen freeze and break during cold Soviet winter. Shed is also wood, but with paint sometimes. SCP-173 is extremely hostile, like red faced Americans. Is also coward. Neither will make move while strong Soviet men have watchful eye. No one blink, on punishment of beating with cold leather. Object enjoy snap neck, like American commando pig. If object allowed to move, all will be sent to cold Siberia for reeducation.
Personnel report sound of stone scraping when creature is alone. This is dutiful Russian work ethic. If sound stops, subject to be beaten with iron rods, like child.
Floor is covered in shit and blood, like normal Soviet household. Shed must be cleaned every two weeks. Kept much cleaner than most Soviet household.
[QUOTE=Zombii;32431740]To the pageking of page 2.
FUCK YOU[/QUOTE]Well, at least it wasn't something like [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106]106[/url].
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Just read [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-583]583[/url], which was pretty entertaining despite being so short. The attached document was actually kind of funn[i]jesus why is my throat so sore now[/i]
SCP-682
The best one for me.
I love how it has reacted with all the other tests, SCPs, and experiments put on it.
From SCP-1049-J:
[quote][B]Test Author:[/B] Dr. Welter
[B]Object:[/B] D-83394, a 35-year-old Caucasian male, temporarily promoted to Provisional Overseer O5-99 for experimental purposes.
[B]Result:[/B] P-O5-99 ages visibly by an estimated fifty years, gaining a markedly gaunt appearance and hunched stature. Eyes appear sunken. Ordinary Class D garb changes form and colour, becoming a hooded black cape. P-O5-99 immediately calls for security personnel: when none are forthcoming, he attempts to attack research personnel with invisible projections from his fingers. When no effect occurs, P-O5-99 withdraws into the corner of the room, uttering ominous threats regarding humanity's future and promising the execution of all present. Subject demoted and tentatively returned to duties.
[B]Notes:[/B] [I]Jeez, I hope this means nothing bad.[/I] -O5-██[/quote]Sure, having a galactic sith lord emperor, especially Palpatine, in your secret science research military bunker is always handy.
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Oh, and [B]THIS[/B] is SCP in a nutshell:
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-014-j[/url]
I loved that page. Thanks for bringing it up again.
I remember a machine that would receive something and then give back something completely different depending on the setting. Like inserting a bag of beans on some setting would give back a bag of corn, and on another setting it would give back a bag of extraterrestrial seeds that turn everything to ice . . . Yeah you get the point.
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