[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32580979]I still don't see how they get so many Class D's. Like I get they're criminals, but holy fuck, they kill so many of them on their own, not even counting SCP related deaths, that they've probably killed thousands by now.
There aren't [I]that[/I] many Death Row prisoners.[/QUOTE]
Maybe they don't just get them from the US?
They throw the D-Class at The Guardian every month.
Stick them in a room and use projectors to make a visual memetic kill.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32580979]I still don't see how they get so many Class D's. Like I get they're criminals, but holy fuck, they kill so many of them on their own, not even counting SCP related deaths, that they've probably killed thousands by now.
There aren't [I]that[/I] many Death Row prisoners.[/QUOTE]
Part of the backstory is that the Foundation has influence all over the world, a lot of D-Class are actually political dissidents.
According to Wikipedia there are about 17,000 death row inmates worldwide at any given time. Naturally not all of them get executed and not all of the countries who put them there would cooperate with the Foundation, but still taking into account clones, misbehaving personnel, people sentenced to D-Class for lesser but still heinous crimes, and various other sources, it doesn't seem THAT overblown.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32580979]I still don't see how they get so many Class D's. Like I get they're criminals, but holy fuck, they kill so many of them on their own, not even counting SCP related deaths, that they've probably killed thousands by now.
There aren't [I]that[/I] many Death Row prisoners.[/QUOTE]
I imagine they have some kind of cloning machine or get prisoners from other countries like Britain and Canada. Or they just exaggerate the number killed in each report regarding D-Class as a dick-size contest.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32580881]And the footage is available for purchase from the Foundation gift shop.
That or they just wrangle em into an arena and pit them against SCPs Rome-Style. Survivors get advanced to Janitors and Research Assistants.
That theory is best, because it explains why so many of the employees have the same mental stability as a convict who had to murder his way to his position.[/QUOTE]
I can see it now.
Test Log : T-94480-C204/6903
Termination Testing for 682.
███ D-Class personnel instructed to enter room of 20mx20mx20m where SCP-682 is contained, D-Class personnel given instructions that if they terminate SCP-682 freedom will be obtained.
Subject-682 was immobile before moving at recorded speed of ██ m/s.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Containment breached followed shortly after, one agent and two guards were killed before recontainment followed.
[I]Dr. Ios - Who in the hell has been ordering D-Class personnel into 682's containment? This isn't the proper way of disposing D-Class personnel, anyone found directing D-Class perssonel into 682's containment chamber will be demoted to D-Class.[/I]
:v:
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32580979]I still don't see how they get so many Class D's. Like I get they're criminals, but holy fuck, they kill so many of them on their own, not even counting SCP related deaths, that they've probably killed thousands by now.
There aren't [I]that[/I] many Death Row prisoners.[/QUOTE]
It has been occasionally noted that, if running dangerously low on all their normal sources, the Foundation may pull D-class from the civilian population.
Now combine the number of worldwide Death Row prisoners with the number of worldwide missing persons reports and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnAaBe8-Xg]unsolved murder cases[/url].
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;32581050]I imagine they have some kind of cloning machine or get prisoners from other countries like Britain and Canada. Or they just exaggerate the number killed in each report regarding D-Class as a dick-size contest.[/QUOTE]
"The team whose SCP they are in charge of that has the most D-class kills all get a raise in pay. The increase on payment will be relative to the amount of D-class killed."
And then the team in charge of 173 suddenly declare that if they threw enough D-classes at it they would kill it.
[QUOTE=Pennywise;32581202]It has been occasionally noted that, if running dangerously low on all their normal sources, the Foundation may pull D-class from the civilian population.
Now combine the number of worldwide Death Row prisoners with the number of worldwide missing persons reports and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnAaBe8-Xg]unsolved murder cases[/url].[/QUOTE]
I've also got to imagine a few life-sentence servers go 'missing' from prisons occasionally, you know, get 'transferred'
Test Log: T-34235-D34/12
Termination testing for 173.
██ D-Class personnel entered the containment area under provocation from Dr.████████ and Agent ████████. D-Class instructed to survive for half an hour with the promise of freedom if they succeed.
D-35325 appears distressed and beings loudly banging the door of containment, referring to Dr. ████████ as a [DATA EXPUNGED].
D-34266, 23426, and 92342 concur.
After █ minutes all but two of the D-Class have been killed, either from ocular exhaustion resulting in multiple overlapping blinks, or sudden shifts of focus prompted by the taunting of Dr.████████ and Agent ████████ from the observation room.
D-35623 is killed when Agent ████████ is seen to throw a tennis ball at the back of the subjects head, causing him to turn and be subsequently killed by the now unobserved 173.
After ██ minutes of continuous eye contact 173 is led out of the room, leaving the sole surviving D-Class, D-92342.
Upon examination, he had used the broken collarbone of one the ██ dead D-Class to cut off his eyelids, rendering him incapable of breaking eye-contact. "Test" ended when Dr.████████ and Administrator ██████████ arrive and terminate Dr.████████ and Agent ████████ for gross misconduct and failure to properly file Termination-By-Blood-Sports forms
[i]05-█: I like the cut of D-92342's gib. Promote him to 02 class Research director, give him a full research staff, and get him a new pair of eyelids.[/i]
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32581312]Test Log: T-34235-D34/12
Termination testing for 173.
██ D-Class personnel entered the containment area under provocation from Dr.████████ and Agent ████████. D-Class instructed to survive for half an hour with the promise of freedom if they succeed.
D-35325 appears distressed and beings loudly banging the door of containment, referring to Dr. ████████ as a [DATA EXPUNGED].
D-34266, 23426, and 92342 concur.
After █ minutes all but two of the D-Class have been killed, either from ocular exhaustion resulting in multiple overlapping blinks, or sudden shifts of focus prompted by the taunting of Dr.████████ and Agent ████████ from the observation room.
D-35623 is killed when Agent ████████ is seen to throw a tennis ball at the back of the subjects head, causing him to turn and be subsequently killed by the now unobserved 173.
After ██ minutes of continuous eye contact 173 is led out of the room, leaving the sole surviving D-Class, D-92342.
Upon examination, he had used the broken collarbone of one the ██ dead D-Class to cut off his eyelids, rendering him incapable of breaking eye-contact. "Test" ended when Dr.████████ and Administrator ██████████ arrive and terminate Dr.████████ and Agent ████████ for gross misconduct and failure to properly file Termination-By-Blood-Sports forms
[i]05-█: I like the cut of D-92342's gib. Promote him to 02 class Research director, give him a full research staff, and get him a new pair of eyelids.[/i][/QUOTE]
ow my eyes hurt now
Just be glad there isn't an SCP that is hostile if it can see your dick.
[editline]1st October 2011[/editline]
Oh wait, the giant evil radiation sphere. Yeah.
I'm preparing to build an SCP Foundation-like area in Minecraft. Does anybody have any pictures of a site?
EDIT: Oh god why am I funny
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;32581625]I'm preparing to build an SCP Foundation-like area in Minecraft. Does anybody have any pictures of a site?[/QUOTE]
Lots of metal. Lots of concrete. Most likely underground.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32581633]Lots of metal. Lots of concrete. Most likely underground.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget ████████. Every site I've seen has plenty of ████████
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;32581652]Don't forget ████████. Every site I've seen has plenty of ████████[/QUOTE]
Keep spouting all that information and you're likely to find yourself on the receiving end of a memetic kill agent.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7lXjc.jpg[/img]
The Future!
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;32581625]I'm preparing to build an SCP Foundation-like area in Minecraft. Does anybody have any pictures of a site?[/QUOTE]
I think most of the underground portion would look like the feed from 895, with the occassional room and hall filled with offices. I always had a mental image of a Chernobyl like exterior, but cleaner.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32581668]Keep spouting all that information and you're likely to find yourself on the receiving end of a memetic kill agent.[/QUOTE]
You mean something like this?
[img]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/dr-clef-s-proposal/fractal-Jan19_1.jpg[/img]
[editline]1st October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;32581777]I think most of the underground portion would look like the feed from 895, with the occassional room and hall filled with offices. I always had a mental image of a Chernobyl like exterior, but cleaner.[/QUOTE]
I think of it kind of like this, but with a more Aperture Science-y inside, and a subtle exterior
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;32581625]I'm preparing to build an SCP Foundation-like area in Minecraft. Does anybody have any pictures of a site?[/QUOTE]
Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be contained in a 8x8 meter room constructed of 1 meter think obsidian, included with all basic amenities for a wild animal.
Description: SCP-XXX is a quadrupedal creature approximately 2 meters tall. It's skin tone is primarily green, but is "speckled" with various earth tones to form a natural camouflage for its habitat of origin, the forest. It is nocturnal by nature, but can just as easily roam during the daylight. It has 2 solid black eyes and a "mouth" formed in a permanent frown. SCP-XXX is formed of 3 basic "parts" (6 if each leg is counted individually). The head, which includes the mouth and eyes, the body, which is slightly thinner then the head, is the largest part of the creature and compromises the majority of its height, and the legs.
When approached, SCP-XXX will emit a hissing sound akin to a snake. The entire form of SCP-XXX will begin to pulse with white light and expand. This will continue for 2-3 seconds unless the, hereby referred to as the victim, retreats to a safe distance. If the hissing is allowed to continue unabated, SCP-XXX will explode with a magnitude of ██████ of TNT.
[i] It looks like my wife's favorite vibrator. - Dr. Notch
Due to vulgar and inappropriate comments on an official document, Dr. Notch is to be demoted to D-class and fed to SCP-XXX. - Dr. Jeb [/i]
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32581950]Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be contained in a 8x8 meter room constructed of 1 meter think obsidian, included with all basic amenities for a wild animal.
Description: SCP-XXX is a quadrupedal creature approximately 2 meters tall. It's skin tone is primarily green, but is "speckled" with various earth tones to form a natural camouflage for its habitat of origin, the forest. It is nocturnal by nature, but can just as easily roam during the daylight. It has 2 solid black eyes and a "mouth" formed in a permanent frown. SCP-XXX is formed of 3 basic "parts" (6 if each leg is counted individually). The head, which includes the mouth and eyes, the body, which is slightly smaller then the head, is the largest part of the creature and compromises the majority of its height, and the legs.
[i] It looks like my wife's favorite vibrator. - Dr. Notch
Due to vulgar and inappropriate comments on an official document, Dr. Notch is to be demoted to D-class and fed to SCP-XXX - Dr. Jeb [/i][/QUOTE]
That's actually similar to what I was planning on doing. :v:
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32581047]According to Wikipedia there are about 17,000 death row inmates worldwide at any given time. Naturally not all of them get executed and not all of the countries who put them there would cooperate with the Foundation, but still taking into account clones, misbehaving personnel, people sentenced to D-Class for lesser but still heinous crimes, and various other sources, it doesn't seem THAT overblown.[/QUOTE]
Whoops, I didn't read the second page.
I think having a Minecraft SCP facility would be cool. It would be even cooler if you could trap monsters in glass boxes to watch them.
True. I happen to think that if they go through about 1000 a year or so they'd manage it. I doubt that most of those death row sentences will last more than 17 years, so the 17000 inmates at any given time would have a decent lifespan.
Figure 1200 a year is 100 a month, which taking breakouts, suicides, ect. should still be within manageable limits.
[QUOTE=megafat;32573542]Does anyone have the actual history of The Statue
After i did some research (as lazy as it was), the first appreance of the Weeping Angels were on the episode of "Blink" that came out in 2007. The SCP article was first written in 2008.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/59088/1829482-scp173.jpg[/img]
Came out in 2007. Around the same time as the Weeping Angels, but the writer had no way of knowing that. It was just two similar ideas at a similar time.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32582167]True. I happen to think that if they go through about 1000 a year or so they'd manage it. I doubt that most of those death row sentences will last more than 17 years, so the 17000 inmates at any given time would have a decent lifespan.
Figure 1200 a year is 100 a month, which taking breakouts, suicides, ect. should still be within manageable limits.[/QUOTE]
1000 a year? I would say a lot more than that. There are multiple SCP facilities, testing sites, and containment sites that all require D-Class personnel.
And then you have to factor in all the D-Class that the Foundation throws at a new SCP when they find it.
Imagine loading a trebuchet up with about 10 D-Class all tied up, and launching it at The Gate Guardian.
They would fly through the air and suddenly disappear in a puff of smoke.
Best termination ever.
Short story from the perspective of a D-class.
I may just try that...
I've sent in my application for membership.
My history of screenwriting, short stories and newspaper writing and editing should get me in.
I already have an idea brewing for my first entry, which is also a major theme in one of the one-act plays I am currently writing.
It's a pair of jeans designed in 19██ to assassinate [DATA EXPUNGED].
More or less.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32582572]Short story from the perspective of a D-class.
I may just try that...[/QUOTE]
"My name is Michael, I have been brought to this facility in oh god what the fuck is tha"
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