The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32582603]"My name is Michael, I have been brought to this facility in oh god what the fuck is tha"[/QUOTE] "A month and a half later, he returned in the form of 682's shit."

[QUOTE=sonny99;32580720]Someone should introduce it to 682[/QUOTE] You'd probably end up with a pretty big mess. [quote] [B]Experiment-XXX-X[/B] Materials: None Command: "Terminate SCP-682." Result: [DATA EXPUNGED][/quote]

I think a good idea for a termination by blood sports game would probably be to stuff 173's container as full as possible with D-class personnel. And by doing that I don't mean doing T-34235-D34/12 again. I mean taking T-34235-D34/12 to a whole new level. Fill the room with D-class until it can not physically be filled anymore.

Well then it just becomes a quantum waiting game until probability demands they all accidentally blink at once. Though how 173 would react to literally being boxed into a room with no space to maneuver is interesting. Come to think of it why don't they just encase the fucking thing in liquid metal? If it can't move, and you can't see it, it's basically inert. My vote is surround it in a clear aerogel so that it's stuck but still viewable. Then QUICKLY submerge it in molten Titanium while using a time modifying SCP to make it cool very rapidly. Finally, submerge the entire thing in concrete and rebar slurry and place it centered in a giant ass room for security.

[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32583708]Well then it just becomes a quantum waiting game until probability demands they all accidentally blink at once. Though how 173 would react to literally being boxed into a room with no space to maneuver is interesting. Come to think of it why don't they just encase the fucking thing in liquid metal? If it can't move, and you can't see it, it's basically inert. My vote is surround it in a clear aerogel so that it's stuck but still viewable. Then QUICKLY submerge it in molten Titanium while using a time modifying SCP to make it cool very rapidly. Finally, submerge the entire thing in concrete and rebar slurry and place it centered in a giant ass room for security.[/QUOTE] Or arrange for it to "accidentally" be at the epicenter of a hydrogen-bomb test.

or just blow it up yeh

if it didnt exist it wouldnt be creepy anymore

Well as something that can only act when you can't see it I might actually be more concerned if it was seemingly destroyed. Last thing I would want in that situation is to attend it's destruction, think it's taken care of, turn my back from the incinerator and it's there.

If it survives a hydrogen bomb then we're fucked anyway

Guys, do you think a fungus that strips away skin to the bone would be too similar to The Flesh that Hates?

I had a really good idea for one, then it left me... Damn.

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32584441]Guys, do you think a fungus that strips away skin to the bone would be too similar to The Flesh that Hates?[/QUOTE] A bit yeah, but if you look up the krokodil drug you should get some good pictures for the page though.

[QUOTE=Crimor;32584495]A bit yeah, but if you look up the krokodil drug you should get some good pictures for the page though.[/QUOTE][img]http://facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ohdear.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Crimor;32584495]A bit yeah, but if you look up the krokodil drug you should get some good pictures for the page though.[/QUOTE] [url=http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/remus]I'm way ahead of you[/url] :v:

I was just thinking of something this morning and it reminded me of this site, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Awesome. I was thinking of an old brass ornamental ash container that causes the walls of whatever room its in too bleed. The container was taken and put into small box which is now emptied each day of the new blood that has formed. It was discovered when natural shifting of the earth in Spring caused a small crypt full of blood and this artifact to burst open into the sewer system. Each sample of blood taken often displays 10 or more unique dna identities and no two identical identities have been found.

Holy fucking shit this is the best SCP ever. [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458[/URL]

[QUOTE=Oink92;32584950]Holy fucking shit this is the best SCP ever. [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458[/URL][/QUOTE] Containment facility ███ has been breached by what appears to be a large group of college-aged males. Re-containment protocols are to be implemented immediately.

[quote]6:17 PM - Zombii: penis - decontamination method[/quote] Indeed.

[quote]3:18 AM - Remus: dragon dildo - safety equipment[/quote] Strange things happen at 3:18AM. Like writing SCPs

Secure, Contain, Penis

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-990[/url] Woah, I really like this one. Imagine being lucid and walking around with him for a few hours.

I'm pulling this one straight out of my ass as I'm writing it, HERE WE GO :dance: Item #: SCP-XXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be contained in a 2mx2mx2m Faraday cage to inhibit all infrared activity. No device or object that accepts or is affected by infrared activity is to be let within 35 meters of SCP-XXX longer than █ hours. All personnel tasked with guarding SCP-XXX are required to wear earmuffs and auto-darkening welding masks. ----- Description: SCP-XXX is a small remote, six inches long, three inches wide, with a varying amount of buttons and varying color. If SCP-XXX is brought within 30 meters of any device capable of accepting infrared frequencies, such as a television, or a stereo, SCP-XXX shall produce buttons to match the functions of the remote originally supplied with the product. If no remote was supplied with the product, SCP-XXX will take on a silver color, with anywhere from 4-25 buttons with black letters describing the functions of the buttons. If there are multiple devices within range of SCP-XXX, a switch will appear near the top of it, allowing the user to switch in between each object within range. SCP-XXX appears to be sentient to a degree, knowing which devices are in its range. All attempts to disassemble have been unsuccessful. SCP-XXX also appears to be hostile to human life. If SCP-XXX is left within 30 meters of a device that accepts infrared frequencies for █ hours, SCP-XXX will attempt to modify said device in attempt to harm or kill all humans nearby. See Addendum SCP-XXX-01 for details. ---------- SCP-XXX was discovered in the town of of ████████████, ██, on ██████████, 19██ when a report of all the windows in the town suddenly shattering. Agents reported an extremely high pitched screech coming from a nearby stereo, coupled with a light measured at 16000 Lumen, with a temperature of 200 degrees Celsius coming from a remote-operated lamp. Both the sound and the light observed were well beyond the limits of the devices. -------------- Addendum SCP-XXX-01: Name: <name of researcher> Subject: <subject name> Device: <name of device brought in range of SCP-XXX> -- Test #1 Name: Dr.Light Subject: D-20XX Device: One(1) stereo Details: Device was brought within range of SCP-XXX for █ hours before D-20XX was introduced. SCP-XXX was used to operate the stereo beforehand. After ten minutes of having D-20XX in the chamber, the stereo reported to have emitting a high pitch screech, loud enough to shatter the glasses of Dr.███████ who was nearby, and to shatter both D-20XX's and Dr.███████'s eardrums. Both men sent to infirmary, Dr.███████ given a new pair of glasses. [I]We should probably start wearing protective gear, yes?[/I] - Dr.Light -- Test#1 Name: <See #1> Subject: <See #1> Device: One(1) stereo identical to the one used in Test #1 Details: D-20XX was introduced █ hours after SCP-XXX had been introduced to the stereo, except SCP-XXX had not been used to operate the stereo. Results were identical, as expected. Luckily, all personnel in the area were wearing earmuffs. -- Test #3 Name: Dr.Wily Subject: One(1) lifesize wax sculpture of Elvis Presley Device: One(1) floodlight, capable of being operated by remote control Details: After █ hours of SCP-XXX being near the floodlight, the sculpture was introduced. Aside from one bulb burning out, nothing abnormal happened in the next 15 hours of testing. Testing aborted. [I]It seems to recognize when sentient life could be put in danger by its effects.[/I] - Dr.Wily -- Test#4 Name: <See #3> Subject: One(1) adult male chimpanzee. Device: <See #3> Details: After █ hours of SCP-XXX being in contact with the floodlight, the subject was introduced. Save for feces being thrown about the room, nothing abnormal happened in the next 3 hours of testing. [I]It seems to only recognize human life, strange.[/I] - Dr.Wily [I]Oh sweet christ the stench![/I] - D-Class personnel tasked with cleaning the chamber. -- Test #4 Name: Dr.Wily Subject: D-867-5309 Device:<See #3> Details: After █ hours of SCP-XXX being in contact with the floodlight, the subject was introduced. Ten minutes later, all personnel nearby reported the floodlight reaching incredibly high levels of light and temperature far beyond the normal operation of the device. Surrounding cameras malfunctioned due to the incredibly high light levels and could not completely record the incident. Subject was presumed incinerated. [I]Damn good thing we were watching remotely. I would say we could use it as an incinerator for trash, but we have more efficient ways of disposal. Not to mention it would require a human life every time we needed to take out the garbage.[/I] - Dr.Wily ------------ [I]Okay, I know this thing is basically a universal remote, but on movie nights, anyone caught using SCP-XXX to change the channel to the X-Rated channels while we are watching the movie is being put on Keter duty.[/I] - Dr.Light ---------------------------------------------------- SO HOW'D I DO

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/quiet[/url] D:

I want to throw 75 into this thing and place a sticker telling people not to open with that combination :v: [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-216[/url]

Oh oh, I have another idea, this one is kinda off the wall. Imagine an Alka-Seltzer tablet, now imagine putting one of these in a gallon of water, poof, that gallon of water becomes a gallon of perfectly viable Type-ONeg blood. Best part is they have this machine that makes them, one tablet every 15 minutes. [QUOTE=Crimor;32585769]I want to throw 75 into this thing and place a sticker telling people not to open with that combination :v: [/QUOTE] Good luck with that, thing weighs nearly 1900 pounds.

My alltime favourite scp has to be [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-181[/url] though, not because of his story, but the story that surrounds him, his page has almost been deleted several times, but always escaped by being edited by a third party JUST in time(original author is missing), and to make it a bit creepier, every time he was slated for deletion but managed to not get deleted, an scp he was somehow connected to ended up being deleted.

[QUOTE=Smeetin;32584932]I was just thinking of something this morning and it reminded me of this site, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Awesome. I was thinking of an old brass ornamental ash container that causes the walls of whatever room its in too bleed. The container was taken and put into small box which is now emptied each day of the new blood that has formed. It was discovered when natural shifting of the earth in Spring caused a small crypt full of blood and this artifact to burst open into the sewer system. Each sample of blood taken often displays 10 or more unique dna identities and no two identical identities have been found.[/QUOTE] Whenever I read something like this I imagine how to exploit it. Put it in a room with shitloads of walls / very high ceiling, collect all the falling blood, feed it to SCPs. Cheap SCP nutrients.

Oh wow, that's taking it one step further.

[QUOTE=Someone4956;32585783]Oh oh, I have another idea, this one is kinda off the wall. Imagine an Alka-Seltzer tablet, now imagine putting one of these in a gallon of water, poof, that gallon of water becomes a gallon of perfectly viable Type-ONeg blood. Best part is they have this machine that makes them, one tablet every 15 minutes. Good luck with that, thing weighs nearly 1900 pounds.[/QUOTE] I've got a couple of ideas of my own but never registered on the scp site, if ya want to help me flesh out which ones would be decent scp material just add me on steam :v: dehydrate 75, place 216 with the opening facing up, roll 75 into it from a higher point :v:

[QUOTE=Crimor;32585857]I've got a couple of ideas of my own but never registered on the scp site, if ya want to help me flesh out which ones would be decent scp material just add me on steam :v: dehydrate 75, place 216 with the opening facing up, roll 75 into it from a higher point :v:[/QUOTE] Done. Yeah, I guess that'll work.