The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

[QUOTE=finbe;32593746]Or "Throw D-Class at it untill it stops".[/QUOTE] I vote for this

SCP-420-J is hilarious [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j[/url]

Came up with this earlier (have the picture I took on my mom's phone): Item: SCP-XXX Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX poses no immediate danger to anyone unless they insert a token in and activate it. It should be kept in Storage Container ██ under supervision by at least one (1) security camera and locked at all times other than testing. Description: SCP-XXX has the appearance of a Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 pinball machine. Testing shows no abnormal materials used to create it. The serial numbers and manufacturer name are missing. It appears to be perfectly normal until someone inserts a token or quarter. As the subject starts to play, his or her mental age regresses almost immediately. The age of which the subject regresses to is apparently the age of which they first played any pinball type game. The length of regression is the amount of time played multiplied by the age of which they first played. Additional Notes: SCP-XXX was found at a Chuck E. Cheese in the small town of █████████, New York by Agent ███████ while taking his family there to enjoy themselves. Agent ███████ noticed the subject when a 31 year-old hispanic man began to become increasingly childish, such as making "your mom" jokes and laughing at the mascot and openly making immature threats to him. The agent made the connection after watching a 47 year-old man also fall victim to the subject's effects. Agent ███████ immediately informed the manager of the facility he needed to take the subject, and called the Foundation afterwards to retrieve the subject

SCP Foundation v2: [DATA EXPUNGED] Boogaloo!

SCP Foundation v2: Don't let a dead body post.

SCP Foundation v2: ████████████

[QUOTE=Zakkin;32588196]I request next thread title to be "Science for the Science God" And, someone should start up a 1.8.1 minecraft server so we can all make an SCP foundation base or something.[/QUOTE] I agree with this proposition.

I have came to the conclusion the SCP foundation is actually the modern survivors of the Aztec empire. For every action, 3 [del]people[/del] D-Class must be [del]sacraficed[/del] terminated. They seem to be [EXPUNGED] Noone knows [EXPUNGED] about [REDACTED]

Decided to try my hand at SCP-making. [b]Item #:[/b] SCP-XXXX [b]Object Class:[/b] Keter [b]Special Containment Procedures:[/b] SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a sealed tank measuring 30X30X30cm with sides comprised of 2.5cm perspex beneath a layer of high-grade bulletproof glass, and a 25X25cm hatch on the top side with an airtight seal. Integrity of tank and seal is to be reviewed by Dr. █████ once per 3 days. Tank is to be flooded with prepared fluid isotonic to SCP-XXXX, which is to be cycled at a rate of 270l/h through a filtration system which sterilizes the fluid and adds a mixture of nutrients suited to upkeep of SCP-XXXX. Tank and filtration system is to be kept within a 5X5X2.5m chamber at site ██, with 60cm thick concrete walls and a combined airlock/sterilization shower with 2.5cm steel doors as the only entrance. SCP-XXXX must be kept under permanent observation by at least 1 camera from a booth unconnected to the chamber. Personnel of all ranks, including D-class, are required to wear hazmat suits when entering the chamber, and physical contact with SCP-XXXX, or opening of the tank, is prohibited without authorisation from Dr. █████ or personnel of level 4 clearance and above. Breach of this by personnel of clearance level 1 or below is grounds for immediate termination, and breach by personnel of level 2 clearance or above will result in immediate demotion to level 0 clearance pending a performance review. No more than one instance of SCP-XXXX is to be contained by the Foundation at any one time. Should SCP-XXXX ever succeed in mulptiplying, the offspring is to be destroyed by means of incineration as quickly as possible. [b]Description:[/b] SCP-XXXX, in the state of its storage by the Foundation, is a mass of cranial tissue weighing 1.7kg. Despite its superficial resemblance to an exceptionally large rabbit brain, DNA testing on SCP-XXXX has shown it to be much closer to the brain of a [REDACTED]. Cells of SCP-XXXX lack the ability to multiply by means of mitosis, and instead SCP-XXXX grows and multiplies by a unique process not yet fully understood by the Foundation, in which a self-produced virus (SCP-XXXX-2) is used to rewrite the genetic code of the cells of organisms contacted by SCP-XXXX, forming SCP-XXXX stem cells, which have the ability to convert back from whatever form of cell they developed into back to stem cells at any time. These stem cells are used to form a body for SCP-XXXX (SCP-XXXX-3). The storage state of SCP-XXXX (SCP-XXXX-1) appears to be its only permanent tissue, this brain being the only part of any observed SCP-XXXX body not to be comprisedof these stem cells. However, outside of Foundation storage SCP-XXXX is theorised to be able to survive as only cranial tissue for a maximum of 7 minutes. In a natural environment, SCP-XXXX will build a body suited to its environment with any organisms contacted (For a list of organisms found to have immunity to SCP-XXXX-2, see test log T-XXXX-G), including single cell organisms. SCP-XXXX appears to be able to control the conversion of stem cells to useful tissue, and the movement of stem cells within the body by means of flagellum-based cellular movement. It can also shed converted tissue. However, it appears to be unable to control the conversion of foreign tissue by SCP-XXXX-2, which will continue until contact between SCP-XXXX and the foreign body is broken. During the bodily conversion process, the rate of SCP-XXXX's metabolism rises by upwards of █000%, requiring by the consumption of vast amounts of tissue by SCP-XXXX to facilitate growth. This makes SCP-XXXX an extreme hazard, especially if creating a body from only cranial tissue. Previous observation of the SCP-XXXX growth process has confirmed that SCP-XXXX holds to the ability to reproduce by means of creating an exact copy of the cranial mass. How this is achieved using only SCP-XXXX-3 cells is not yet fully understood. [b]Addendum XXXX-01:[/b] On ██/██/██, a containment breach led to SCP-XXXX being free within site █. Contrary to formerly observed natural behaviour of SCP-XXXX, it maintained the fastest rate of consumption and growth possible for ███ minutes, leading to 174 casualties - 88 D-class, 46 security guards, 23 agents, 7 Doctors, and 10 others. Growth only slowed to a manageable level when the uncontrolled growth left SCP-XXXX completely immobile, at which time [DATA REDACTED] until 98% of SCP-XXXX's body mass was destroyed through napalm carpetbombing of site ██'s east wing. Reclassification from Euclid to Keter given O5 approval on ██/██/██.

In case someone wants to try and write an SCP, this page might be helpful to get an initial idea, bunch of images: [I]Disclaimer: Images range from normal and safe to high octane nightmare fuel.[/I] [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/composite-sketches-illustrations-and-photographs[/url]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;32598476]In case someone wants to try and write an SCP, this page might be helpful to get an initial idea, bunch of images: [I]Disclaimer: Images range from normal and safe to high octane nightmare fuel.[/I] [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/composite-sketches-illustrations-and-photographs[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/personnel-sketches/hatbot.gif[/img] :v:

[img_thumb]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/document-19-v-1911854/bart08.jpg[/img_thumb] Oh man, it's the image from Boolean Sidestepper. I miss that SCP.

[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/files-q441-7b-a818-86/matchweed[/img] and an idea grows in my head. [editline]3rd October 2011[/editline] i'll post it when i'm done [editline]3rd October 2011[/editline] DONE [quote]Item-#: SCP-████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ is to be kept in a room with a controlled climate system, which controls the amount of light, temperature, moisture, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. These conditions need to be tuned to the current climate conditions in ████ , Sweden, where they were obtained from. Description: SCP-████ is a species of plant similar in appearence to a common clover. It requires everything a normal plant needs, (light, water, CO2) except instead of producing oxygen, it produces a chemical compound that burns in a very controlled fashion, like a candle, upon contact with oxygen. This compound has been named Compound-██. It is unknown why Compound-██ does not burn the plant, as it burns all other flammable objects, and has the temperature of a normal candle flame. It has been hypothesised that this is because of [DATA EXPUNGED]. The Foundation is attempting to extract Compound-██ for field usage and marketing as a firestarter.[/quote]

got some scp fuel [img]http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww324/SCPfuel/1272236331348.jpg[/img] [img]http://tjmoss.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/imag0244.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=ZenX2;32596645]I agree with this proposition.[/QUOTE] Oh god yes how fucking excellent a minecraft SCP server. Imagine one with an enderman in it. "Where's SCP-XXX?" "Oh he's supposed to be in containment, he isn't there?" "No, not at all." "Fuck, did someone look at him?" "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" And then the breach in containment resulted in twenty researcher deaths.

[QUOTE=finbe;32593746]Or "Throw D-Class at it untill it stops".[/QUOTE] I like "Science for the Science God" better.

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32600295]Oh god yes how fucking excellent a minecraft SCP server. Imagine one with an enderman in it. "Where's SCP-XXX?" "Oh he's supposed to be in containment, he isn't there?" "No, not at all." "Fuck, did someone look at him?" "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" And then the breach in containment resulted in twenty researcher deaths.[/QUOTE] Twenty (20) D-Class (Testificate) personal were terminated to compensate for the losses. [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] A month and a half later, SCP-XXX re-entered Site-██ through a two-meter (2) hole in the wall of a hallway. An additional twenty (20) D-Class were killed in the process of luring SCP-XXX back to its cell.

Neat! That image is already used.

[QUOTE=ZenX2;32600553]Twenty (20) D-Class (Testificate) personal were terminated to compensate for the losses. [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] A month and a half later, SCP-XXX re-entered Site-██ through a two-meter (2) hole in the wall of a hallway. An additional twenty (20) D-Class were killed in the process of luring SCP-XXX back to its cell.[/QUOTE] In part of a celebration to the containment of SCP-XXX, an additional twenty (20) D-Class were scheduled for continuous research to SCP-XXX, research begins ██/██/████

[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/275/5/a/scp_xxx_by_bigorca107-d4bnuwz.jpg[/img] mor pic [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=credesniper;32600631]Neat! That image is already used.[/QUOTE] thx babe ill leave it there though, someone may like it [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] [img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/275/b/1/ducks_by_bigorca107-d4bo0d2.jpg[/img] ducks

I just published this one: [B][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-989]SCP-989[/url][/B] [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/25pqn4i.jpg[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32601739]I just published this one: [B][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-989]SCP-989[/url][/B] [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/25pqn4i.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]Can I make a few suggestions?

Would anyone care to read my attempt? [quote]Item#: SCP-918 [B]Object Class:[/B] Safe [B]Special Containment Procedures:[/B] SCP-918-1 will be contained in Site ██, in a 10m^3 Foundation Standard Strength 1 Containment/Testing Room. SCP-918-2 will remain in its initial position for testing until its next predicted movement in the year 2120. [B]Description:[/B] SCP-918 constitutes two entities, designated SCP-918-1 and SCP-918-2. SCP-918-1 is a small stone and glass sphere of 70 cm diameter, filled with transparent crystals similar in size to sand. The outer shell of SCP-918-1 has its glass windows covering most of its surface, with the stone creating a frame for the glass. A thin rod of stone 30 cm in length, fixed on an axis in the direct center of the sphere, points outward, ~.01 cm from making contact with the inner walls of the sphere. It is constantly in motion through the grains, though at such low angular speed as to be undetectable by the human eye. The rod points to the exact location of SCP-918-2 at all times. Its purpose has resulted in its colloquial name, the "Indeterminate Locator." SCP-918-2 is a similar sphere, lacking in glass on its frame. It is located 15440 ±5 km from the Earth's surface, 90.0° overhead from the closest point on the Earth's surface on the Tropic of Cancer during the winter solstice. X-ray analysis indicates the stone of the sphere is only a shell, with an impenetrable material 2.4 cm beneath the outer stone. From the surface of this material, SCP-918-2 emits a high dosage of gamma radiation. SCP-918-2 has an estimated half-life of 368,136,540 ±50 years. Calculation of SCP-918-2's location by way of SCP-918-1's stone rod resulted in low-key space expedition on November 29, ████, launched from Pacific Site ████, which discovered SCP-918-2 on December 19 of the same year. SCP-918-2 does not stay fixed at a point relative to the galactic center, rather rotating with the solar system i the galactic center, though it has remain fixed in place within the solar system. Regardless, further testing has proved that it has no apparent loyalty to gravity, rather staying in place by unknown means. A radiation trail ghosted by SCP-918-2 traces a straight line away from Earth. On May 7, ████, a Foundation probe was launched from the same Pacific site to follow this radiation trail. It discovered a second termination point which lines up roughly 15500 km from the surface of Mars at its closest point of orbit, remarkably similar to the distance SCP-918-2 currently holds from the surface of Earth at winter solstice. The radiation trail continued outward, so a second probe was launched. After a 16 month expedition, a second point of termination was discovered on the radiation trail, at a similar proximity to Jupiter at closest orbital position. The levels of radiation measured at the Mars terminal and the Jupiter terminal were very close in value. The radiation trail continued off, and it is theorized that SCP-918-2 has made similar "stops" nearby the rest of the planets in the solar system. Future expeditions to Saturn are in authorization. Future expeditions are also in the authorization process to determine whether or not Mars and Jupiter hold objects similar to SCP-918-1 as well. SCP-918's collective purpose is unknown. SCP-918-1 has been determined to serve no other purpose than to be a locator device, an interstellar compass to show SCP-918-2's position at any time. It is uncertain what purpose SCP-918-2 could have. [B]Addendum 918-01:[/B] After calculating the amount of radiation deposited so far in SCP-918-2's location, it will reach the same level as the Mars and Jupiter points in 36.4 ±5 years. It has been active in its current location for roughly 108.7 ±.2 years. An extended projection of these calculations determined that, if SCP-918-2 continues its path toward the Sun, it will reach its surface in 342.2 years, provided it takes the shortest paths to Venus and Mercury. Multiple theories have been provided as to what will occur when SCP-918-2 reaches the Sun. Testing of SCP-918-2's composition is currently underway, and will end on December 21st, ████ as the Earth comes closest to SCP-918-2's location.[/quote]

Someone give me something to write on and I'll make something up on the spot.

[QUOTE=Someone4956;32602656]Someone give me something to write on and I'll make something up on the spot.[/QUOTE]Cosmic Stapler

[QUOTE=Someone4956;32602656]Someone give me something to write on and I'll make something up on the spot.[/QUOTE] Sentient dragon dildos.

[img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/232/2/9/scp_173_pull_out_poster_by_i_was_so_blind-d47b284.jpg[/img] this

Item #: SCP-XXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be contained in a locked safe at all times, with the combination only being given out with O5 approval. ------ Description: SCP-XXX is in two parts, hereby identified as SCP-XXX-1 and SCP-XXX-2. SCP-XXX-1 is a seemingly normal stapler with an apparently infinite amount of staples. When SCP-XXX-1 is used in it's intended fashion, it will act as a normal stapler would, except that the staples produced by SCP-XXX-1 are indestructible, can pierce though any object, are unremovable except with the use of SCP-XXX-2, and are indeterminable from normal staples. All items stapled to another object by SCP-XXX-1 appear to become indestructible until removed. SCP-XXX-2 is a normal staple remover and is currently the only known object capable of removing the staples produced by SCP-XXX-1. Please see Addendum-XXX-001 for test logs. --- Details of Discovery: SCP-XXX-1 and SCP-XXX-2 were discovered in the office of Mr.█████ when it was discovered that a co-worker had stapled Mr.█████'s tie to his desk while Mr.█████ had been dozing off. In a daze Mr.█████ woke and discovered he could not pull his tie from the desk. All attempts to cut the tie with scissors resulted in failure. It was until Mr.█████ used SCP-XXX-2 was he able to remove the tie from his desk. A Foundation agent in the guise of another co-worker quickly stole SCP-XXX-1 and SCP-XXX-2, and replaced that with duplicates of normal operation. ------ Addendum-XXX-001 --- Test#1 Name: Dr.Clef Subject: Two(2) standard sheets of writing paper. Details: Dr.Clef stapled the two sheets together. Subsequent attempts at seperating the sheets proved fruitless. All attempts to otherwise rip or burn the paper also proved fruitless. Elemental makeup was determined to be normal paper while stapled and unstapled. [I]Well, that was expected. [/I]- Dr.Clef --- Test #2 Name: Dr.Clef Subject: One(1) sheet of standard writing paper and one(1) sheet of 1/8th inch thick sheet metal Details: Dr.Clef stapled the sheet of paper onto the sheet of metal, the paper and the sheet metal both proved indestructible. [I]Once again, that was expected, but I think I'm onto something. [/I]- Dr.Clef --- Test #3 Name: Dr.Clef Subject: Forty(40) sheets of standard writing paper stapled, D-1010. D-1010 proceeded to use SCP-XXX-1 to produce a makeshift vest out of the paper supplies. Mr.████████, the local guard on duty tasked with assisting this test drew his sidearm and proceeded to fire 7 shots at D-1010. Subject reported feeling each of the seven shots, but with negligible force comparable to four times the effectiveness of a standard kevlar vest. Subject then tried to escape, Subject subsequently shot in the head and terminated immediately. [I]Huh, we could strike a deal with militaries around the world with this, indestructible armor made out of paper, but I want to try something else. [/I]- Dr.Clef --- Test #4 Name: Dr.Clef Subject: Two(2) sheets of standard writing paper, one(1) standard 5mm round. Details: Dr.Clef stapled the two sheets of paper together and then proceeded to tape them on the wall with standard clear tape. He then proceeded to staple a small scrap of paper to the bullet and fired it at the paper. The bullet punched straight through the paper and continued on for [DATA EXPUNGED] until resting. [I]Holy shit. Oops.[/I] - Dr.Clef --- Test #5 Name: Dr.Clef Subject: SCP-682 Details: SCP-682 was led into the containment chamber with D-Class personnel 1178, 1179, and 1180. D-1178 and D-1179 served as distractions while D-1180 proceeded to staple some of SCP-682's hair to the floor. SCP-682 was reported stuggling to get free from being stapled to the floor, after 5 hours of thrashing, SCP-682 entered a rest state. █ hours after SCP-682 entered this rest state, observers reported a massive growth in SCP-682's body hair, offering SCP-682 an extended reach. SCP-682 then proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED] until personnel were able to use SCP-XXX-2 and render SCP-682 vulnerable. [I]That was bad, very very bad. I suggest we don't let anyone use it on any biological entities. Also, I have one more test to run.[/I] - Dr.Clef --- Test #6 Name: Dr.Clef Subject: A wooden shed, measuring 3x3x3 meters and one(1) standard sheet of writing paper. [B]Due to the blast range of the devices we are testing with, we have moved the shed to the onsite bomb range.[/B] Details: Dr.Clef proceeded to use SCP-XXX-1 to staple a standard sheet of writing paper to the inside of one of the shed's walls. Personnel then ordered to fire on the shed with numerous weapons, including grenades, RPG's and [REDACTED]. When smoke settled, shed appeared completely unharmed. [I]Oh wow, damn thing didn't even MOVE. Amazing, instant indestructible bunkers.[/I] - Dr.Clef --- [I]Due to the nature of objects affected by SCP-XXX-1, all Site heads are hereby ordered to staple one(1) sheet of paper to any wall in all Foundation locations. -[/I] O5-██ ---------------------------- There, shame it took so long. [editline]3rd October 2011[/editline] Why is it when I post one the thread dies for like half an hour.

That was awesome. :v: Stapling a paper to every wall in all Foundation locations would effectively negate all escape attempts by SCPs.

Unfortunately it seems a bit too useful. Like it could potentially make buildings 100% natural disaster proof, tanks and bunkers indestructible, soldiers invincible, spaceships completely reliable... If you stapled something to a guy than he could fight 682 until it finally died. That thing's more of a godsend than an SCP. Sure it could be dangerous in the wrong hands, but what is that person gonna do when a hundred thousand invincible staple soldiers show up in his backyard?