[URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-foundation-the-movie"]SCP Foundation: The Movie[/URL].
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;32430850][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504]the critical tomatoes[/url] is a fucking great one
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.
Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".
Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).[/QUOTE]
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a partial audio recording of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
Transcript: "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Result: Tomato explodes. Debris clocked at 137 mph. Computer heavily coated by debris. Keyboard ruined by exposure to liquid matter - all other components proved functional after cleanup.
MONTY PYTHON
[QUOTE=Swebonny;32432827]I loved that page. Thanks for bringing it up again.
I remember a machine that would receive something and then give back something completely different depending on the setting. Like inserting a bag of beans on some setting would give back a bag of corn, and on another setting it would give back a bag of extraterrestrial seeds that turn everything to ice . . . Yeah you get the point.[/QUOTE]
Here you go [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914[/url]
Site itself is awesome, community is not. It's really hard to get the 'password' just to register, the chat is full of twats, the admins seem to be really unhelpful, and yes, they do tend to be assholes at time. You're probably better off just lurking unless you REALLY REALLY REALLY have to share your idea with the world.
[editline]22nd September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=finbe;32433125][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j[/url]
Hahaha.[/QUOTE]
Winner reference.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;32433558]Site itself is awesome, community is not. It's really hard to get the 'password' just to register, the chat is full of twats, the admins seem to be really unhelpful, and yes, they do tend to be assholes at time. You're probably better off just lurking unless you REALLY REALLY REALLY have to share your idea with the world.[/quote]
Sounds like facepunch.
I tried making my own a while back, but gave up when i didn't get accepted to their site. here it is if you're interested:
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**Item #:** SCP-1071
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-1071 Is to be kept in it's original 20’ by 2’ unmarked cardboard box. SCP-1071 should be kept away from any source of electricity or any electric powered devices, at least a minimum radius of 10’. Personnel authorized for care of SCP-1071 are to be tested for mental stability after handling SCP-1071. Personnel wanting to study SCP-1071 must have the explicit approval of Dr. ███. Staff may only study SCP-1071 in short 25 minute intervals.
**Description:** SCP-1071 is a plastic black 21” LCD monitor with no logos on the front nor the back of the unit. SCP-1071 has a glossy oval base of what appears to be cheap plastic with a matte black plastic pole protruding from the center that connects to the main screen.
The main screen does not have any buttons on the front of the unit, the back of the screen is of a matte black finish with three sockets on the lower right. The first socket is a standard 14 Volt connection for a power source. The middle and last connections are standard VGA and HDMI connections. Both of those video connections appear to have been covered with a sort of transparent metal alloy. Tests have been inconclusive of the exact composition of this material.
Preventing SCP-1071 to be connected to anything except a source of power.
Upon connecting to SCP-1071 to a standard wall outlet, using an AC power cable, the unit emits a low humming noise. A small light embedded in the plastic in the lower left of the screen turns on. Each time SCP-1071 is connected to power, the light changes a different shade of grey.
Staff have reported sudden bursts of anger and fear when the light is a dark grey. Lighter shades of grey appear to no effect on staff. The humming noise SCP-1071 emits gets louder and louder the longer staff members are within range. Both Professor ████ and David ████ were reported medically insane after being in the room with SCP-1071 for over 30 minutes. Claiming that the low humming noise was vibrating their skulls and nothing they did could stop it. Even after being separated from SCP-1071.
The front display of the unit starts showing various moving dots, varying of color, size and speed. roughly 2 to 4 minutes after it has been connected to a power source. Attempts to record what’s being broadcasted on the screen have resulted in the camera or any electrical device to malfunction.
The random dots appear to be harmless at first, but staff have reported that the dots mold together, and create images that tends to varies between staff. What they all appear to have in common, is that they are all all of affixed with the grey light. When the light is a dark shade of grey, staff have reported videos of their own phobias come alive. It varies from person to person, and no videos are alike. Even if two or more people are staring at the screen at the same time, they all see different things. Lighter shades of grey, tend to show more upbeat videos often centered around kittens and bunnies.
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Anyone that somehow got in, feel free to post this scp-1071
Pretty weird stuff here.
I love the exploration logs some of these have. In particular the wardrobe and the ship one.
i like the way that the SCP entries kinda tell a story
Something about some of the articles just creeps me right the fuck out. Probably how well-written they are. The images don't help either. Entertaining stuff, but I doubt I'll sleep easy tonight.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-140[/url]
oh god, this one is creepy as hell
it implies that history is actually changed by the book expanding which just creeps me the fuck out
[editline]22nd September 2011[/editline]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439[/url]
I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;32430058][URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation"]The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At the Foundation[/URL]
108) Dr. Bright is not allowed to upload visual memetic kill agents to [del]4chan[/del] [del]7chan[/del] any imageboard.
108.1) Well, okay, maybe to 4chan. It'd be doing the gene pool a service.[/QUOTE]
what's up with dr. bright anyway
i read something about him getting captured in an amulet which makes people have his personality and memory when exposed to it (or something) but i really don't know
[QUOTE=Joazzz;32431358][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-212[/url]
Automatic augmentation machine.[/QUOTE]
With this you never know what you're never going to ask for!
[QUOTE=Swebonny;32432827]I loved that page. Thanks for bringing it up again.
I remember a machine that would receive something and then give back something completely different depending on the setting. Like inserting a bag of beans on some setting would give back a bag of corn, and on another setting it would give back a bag of extraterrestrial seeds that turn everything to ice . . . Yeah you get the point.[/QUOTE]
That one is my favorite. Especially when you read the logs and realize that they were attempting to insert just about every other SCP into it until they made rules about it.
Other favorites of mine include The Living Room, and Pipe Nightmare.
I love ones where people go into them, and vanish. If they appear later, morphed into a wall or something, it makes it all the better.
I also like how 682 reacted to 173.
How did I just spend another three hours looking at this
Every time I get close to having read through all the tabs I opened, I find one link, then another two, etc.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;32434995]Other favorites of mine include The Living Room, and Pipe Nightmare.
I love ones where people go into them, and vanish. If they appear later, morphed into a wall or something, it makes it all the better.[/QUOTE]
How about the TV show studio, then?
SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.
ahaha, oh Red Pool.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;32435096]How did I just spend another three hours looking at this
Every time I get close to having read through all the tabs I opened, I find one link, then another two, etc.[/QUOTE]
It's the TVTropes of creepypasta.
I remember when me and my friend were at the movies, back when Super 8's teaser was first coming out, we wished it was for an SCP movie.
[video=youtube;vpzUCA5i6zY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpzUCA5i6zY[/video]
That one
They need to make one.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32435131]How about the TV show studio, then?[/QUOTE]
I know which one youre talking about, but what number is it again?
I also remember one where it was some kind of deformed guy. The first time I hear about it it reminded me of a Tank in L4D. It escaped, and got into some towns suburbs and started killing people.
Vague, I know, but I liked it, and cant find it again. Any help would be appreciated.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;32435190]I know which one youre talking about, but what number is it again?
I also remember one where it was some kind of deformed guy. The first time I hear about it it reminded me of a Tank in L4D. It escaped, and got into some towns suburbs and started killing people.
Vague, I know, but I liked it, and cant find it again. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
If it's from a long time ago, it's probably gone. One of their head admins had a tantrum and left, and demanded that they take down some of the best SCPs (that he had written).
R.I.P. Boolean Sidestepper
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal[/url]
best
[QUOTE=Odellus;32435453][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal[/url]
best[/QUOTE]
This [i]needs[/i] to become SCP-001
[QUOTE=Zombii;32435584]This [i]needs[/i] to become SCP-001[/QUOTE]
I dunno, its good and all, but its rated so high which means alot of people have seen it.
Id prefer 001 to be a complete surprise. Thats just what I think, anyway.
[QUOTE][DATA EXPUNGED] █████ ███████████████ █████ █████ █████ ██ retarded blind [DATA EXPUNGED] permanently attached [DATA EXPUNGED][/QUOTE]
What a █████ █████ █████ of ██ [DATA EXPUNGED].
[QUOTE]Observation of the employees in their homes or private lives also reveals [DATA EXPUNGED], often to the point of only being aroused by [DATA EXPUNGED][/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE]Whenever a mammal is released into its cell, it will be drawn to the corresponding teat for its species and then proceed to suckle as long as they are unimpeded.[/QUOTE]
Give it up for SCP-597, everybody.
I read this sometimes. I haven't in a while, though.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;32424723]Ill restate that SCP-835 is one of the most disgusting things Ive ever read about.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835[/url][/QUOTE]
Of those I remember right now, this is my favorite.
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