[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;32654758]Why don't they just label scp-684 scp-48? Bam, 682 ceases to exist.[/QUOTE]
oh shit
[QUOTE=NanoSquid;32658587]I've got a somewhat specific question. Does the foundation have hotlines at places like NASA, in case they, say, discover an SCP object in space?[/QUOTE]
The foundation itself has no strict "canon". So if you need to write something including a hotline to nasa then do so.
Finbe's got it. If you need them to have a hotline to NASA, then they have a hotline to NASA.
In my personal headcanon, they have lines of communication to most major organizations, but they're indirect. The head of NASA doesn't know about the Foundation. Nor does the President. However, the Foundation has contacts with people who can inform the President or NASA should it become necessary.
[QUOTE=ForgotPassword;32654488]Well theres 294 to kill 682.
One of the testing logs mention some one getting "something that can kill 682". But says no ones ever doing that again at the end of that log.[/QUOTE]
Because it blew the site up when they did.
So, "DrMann" if that is your REAL name.
Is your moustache as glorious as I have been lead to believe?
Holy shit it's Dr. Mann
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32660988][url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-836]oh hey guys[/url][/QUOTE]
Aww, lucky bastard.
Im still writing my first one, but seeing as its my first I doubt it will be any good.
Already gotten 2 downvotes, but seeing as it's my first entry it's more than likely to get shot to hell.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32661137]Already gotten 2 downvotes, but seeing as it's my first entry it's more than likely to get shot to hell.[/QUOTE]
I liked it, but I'm not a site member so I can't upvote :(
I might try and apply to be a member on the weekend sometime, maybe I'll get my SCP on there.
It's that time again. You give me a suggestion, and I'll write up an SCP on the spot. GOGO
[QUOTE=Someone4956;32662254]It's that time again. You give me a suggestion, and I'll write up an SCP on the spot. GOGO[/QUOTE]
You're like the Infinity Ward of SCP writing.
Sentient gaming console.
[QUOTE=Someone4956;32662254]It's that time again. You give me a suggestion, and I'll write up an SCP on the spot. GOGO[/QUOTE]
Hobby knife
Pair of Glacier sunglasses
iPod
Flashlight.
Its an old computer screen that is not plugged into anything other than a keyboard.
Any question can be typed on the keyboard and the screen will tell the answer to the question, no matter how hard it is. (will revise this bit)
The effects of SCP-XXX on the reader vary depending on the question. For example, asking SCP-XXX "Where is New York", results in {40° 30′ "N} , {45° 1′ N}......{71° 51′ W} , {79° 46′ W"}. The odd use of brackets, commas, and periods have yet to be explained. Dr. [del]blackman[/del] believes this may be an indicator of sentience, as it seems SCP-XXX is attempting to make the answer as clear as possible. No side-effects are observed when questions like this are answered.
However, if you ask SCP-XXX about metaphysical concepts, opinions pertaining to mathematical formulas (i.e., "What is your opinion on y=mx+b?"), references to any supposedly omnipotent entity (if the entity has been imagined by the questioner on the spot for use in an experiment regarding SCP-XXX, with the traits of said entity kept only to the questioner's imagination), or ask about any concept pertaining to existentialism, the reader of the corresponding answer (the answer being known as SCP-XXX-1) obsessive compulsive, and prone to seeking out any three-dimensional cube with at least two sides being squares.
*more words go here*
Upon acquiring these shapes, the reader (now christened SCP-XXX-2) has been observed placing said shapes in a grid-like pattern in the area of containment. The attitude of the grid has so far been divorced from the attitude of the area of the containment (The grid seems to be in accordance to Earth's magnetosphere).
*elaboration will go here*
The reader will gradually cease communication with the outside world, excluding monotone "grinding" noises similar to that of a hard drive or a floppy disk. The noises seem to have patterns, yet it is unknown whether or not this is communication. Testing SCP-XXX-2 for remnants of personality and intelligence is underway.
Because of the infectious answers, few logs can be kept from the discussions with the machine, meaning that only some of the answers it gives will be of any use.
Will work on it later, must play vidya
Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be kept in the staff break room of Site-19.
Details: SCP-XXX is a video game console of indeterminate origins. The appearance of the main console and its controllers are determined by what type of game is put in the console (IE: Xbox360, PS3, and such). When a game is put into the console and it is hooked up to a television set, and the console turned on, a male is voice is said to be heard. It is reported that this voice is the artificial intelligence of the console itself, it seems to call itself Reese. Said AI seems to have complete knowledge of all video games played on its system, and it gives players insight and tips on the game they are playing. It also seems to have a sense of humor, making light jokes about sub-par playing, immediately afterwards giving said player tips to correct playing. It is also possible to play against the AI, nobody has ever successfully beaten it. Please see Addendum-XXX-001 for test logs.
SCP-XXX was discovered at an arcade that was advertising a "Universal Console". An agent quickly administered Class-1 amnesiacs to everyone present and obtained the console.
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Test #1
Name:Dr.Nin Tendo
Subject(In this case, it shall be the name of the game): Soul Calibur 4-PS2
Details: Dr.Tendo proceeded to insert the game disc into the disc slot. Said console proceeded to take on the appearance of a Playstation 2 videogame console. Dr.Tendo then proceeded to start the game, a male voice was heard identifying itself as Reese. Reese then proceeded to give gameplay suggestions to Dr.Tendo. Dr.Tendo noted that all information given y Reese was effective and 100% true.
[I]I think I like this guy.[/I] - Dr.Tendo
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Test #2
Name: Dr.Nin Tento
Subject: Soul Calibur 4
Details: Once again as the previous test, Dr.Tendo proceeded to navigate to the game's main menu. Dr.Tendo then proceeded to offer to play against Reese, which the AI immediately accepted. After 3 minutes of toying with Dr.Tendo, Reese proceeded to incredibly and uttery beat Dr.Tendo at every subsequent game put in the console.
[I]*grunt* Well of course he'd be good at video games, he's a computer. [/I]- Dr.Tendo
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TA DA
Test #3
Name: Dr. Nin Tendo
Subject: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[I]Jesus christ, never again.[/I] -Dr. Tendo
Ha ha, oh wow. That's a good one.
[QUOTE=Someone4956;32662843]- Not Bad Snip -[/QUOTE]
Give me that fucker and a game of Space Marine, plus some Chilli Heatwave Doritos and some Bundaburg ginger beer.
I will show it what these fleshy paws can do behind a controller.
Test #4
Name: Dr. Nin Tendo
Subject: RapeLay
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[i]Dr. Tendo is to be put under psychiatric care. Whoever thought this was a good idea knowing Dr. Tendo's lack of knowledge on such a game should be looked at immediately[/i] - Dr. [REDACTED]
Shouldn't SCP-073 and SCP-076 Should be Switced?. I mean "cain" is supposed to the be the murderous one and not "able"
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
I was kind of bothered by it..
cain was made "immortal" in the bible, or at least unable to be harmed.
SCP's able I guess is the resurrected able from the bible, and he's really angry at cain for killing him, hence his crazy superhuman abilities
Test #5
Name Dr. Nin Tendo
Subject: Facade
Details: [explative redacted]
[i]Dr. Nin Tendo has been diagnosed with depression.[/i]
[QUOTE=pyschomc;32663229]Shouldn't SCP-073 and SCP-076 Should be Switced?. I mean "cain" is supposed to the be the murderous one and not "able"
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
I was kind of bothered by it..[/QUOTE]
Not to mention it's spelt "Abel", not "Able".
[QUOTE=LF9000;32663331]cain was made "immortal" in the bible, or at least unable to be harmed.
SCP's able I guess is the resurrected able from the bible, and he's really angry at cain for killing him, hence his crazy superhuman abilities[/QUOTE]
Oh Go Figure. No wonder why he is so violent.. Heh. that explains it.
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32663417]Not to mention it's spelt "Abel", not "Able".[/QUOTE]
11.09 pm : Bad Grammar time.
I swear they spelled it as ABLE though..
[QUOTE=pyschomc;32663569]11.09 pm : Bad Grammar time.
I swear they spelled it as ABLE though..[/QUOTE]
They spelt it Able on the SCP wiki, but the correct spelling is Abel.
Test #5
Name Dr. Tendo
Subject: WOW
Details: [explative redacted]
[i]Whoever thought this was a good idea is going to be terminated immediately. We need Dr. Tendo to try[/i] multiple [i] games and we don't need him to be addicted to one. Also, get rid of all of his diapers and his pee bucket[/i] - Dr. [REDACTED]
Oh god what have I started. :v:
[QUOTE=Someone4956;32663848]Oh god what have I started. :v:[/QUOTE]
Something awesome my friend.
Test #6
Name Dr. Tendo
Subject: Duke Nukem: Forever
Details: [explative redacted]
[i]Dr. Tendo is now suffering delusions of grandeur involving fighting aliens and having the ability to have any one liner to sound cool. Dr. Tendo has also tried these lines on █ women, attempting to try and have sexual intercourse with at least two of them at once. I demand whoever is doing this stop immediatly. There will be no final warnings. (What the hell is wrong with some of you people?)[/i]
This is not the best one i've posted. I'm going to stop trying for a while.
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