Test #7
Name: Dr. ███████
Subject: I Wanna Be The Guy (Impossible Setting)
Details: As soon as the game was loaded and Dr. ███████ began playing, the AI [DATA EXPUNGED] and the entire room was completely [DATA REDACTED], resulting in the deaths of over 25 personnel.
[I]SCP-XXX was left relatively unharmed, although we cannot say the same for Dr. ███████. Further access of SCP-XXX will require the permission of Level 5 personnel, we do not have full knowledge of SCP-XXX and should be raised to Euclid in the meantime. - Dr. Nin Tendo[/I]
This video game console has to be on SCP now. Like, right now.
And I don't even have an account. If anyone wants to submit it as an SCP-J, go for it. No credits are needed.
Test #8
Name Dr. Tendo
Subject: Operation Pedopriest
Details: [explative redacted]
[i]What the hell is wrong with you people!? That RapeLay game was bad enough, but dear god. Dr. Tendo will have to undergo a deep memory removal personality modification for this to blow over. No one is allowed within 50 meters of Dr. Tendo without written permission from at least two from the higher ups or they will be terminated. The people behind this game will be killed, we have our best men working on it[/i] - Dr. [REDACTED]
Test #9
Name: Dr. Miles
Subject: Team Fortress 2
Details: After five hours of playtime, Dr. Miles became obsessed with gaining hats, and has so far 20 in his growing collection. These hats vary from Fedoras to a bight yellow rubber glove "hat". Any atempt to pry Dr. Miles away from his colection ends in acusations of scamming and unfair trading.
[I] Someone needs to tell Dr. Miles that wigs made for personal lacking in the hair department are not "random drops", and should be returned. -Dr. ███████[/I]
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
Someone do Minecraft.
Test #10
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Minecraft
Details: After 4 1/2 hours of platime, Dr. Tendo had proceeded to punch several trees outside the facility, the surrounding ground and a concrete wall, breaking his hand in the process. Dr. Tendo has been treated by the medical staff on site, claiming that he needs to eat cake because it will heal the most amount of hearts.
[i]"What skin is that and where can i download it? How long did it take you to make this facility? I can't cut down any trees or dig up any dirt, i think the game might be glitched."[/i] - Dr. Tendo
[i]I think that might be enough Minecraft for Dr. Tendo. After playing it, he is a risk to himself, and could jump off a cliff into shallow water or burn himself by trying to craft something. He should be monitored for the next 48 hours[/i] - Dr. [REDACTED]
Test #10
Name: Dr. Remi
Subject: Minecraft
Details: Dr. Remi has begun showing symptoms of the mental disorder [REDACTED] Syndrome, and has attempted on more than one occasion to steal diamonds out of jewellery worn by staff.
[I]No engagement rings are to be allowed within direct eyesight of Dr. Remi, nor are any iron-based products or items that produce hissing sounds. Dr. Remi is still in psychotherapy from that leaking steam pipe.[/I] -Dr. Carson
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
fuck, ninja
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32664398]Test #10
Name: Dr. Remi
Subject: Minecraft
Details: Dr. Remi has begun showing symptoms of the mental disorder [REDACTED] Syndrome, and has attempted on more than one occasion to steal diamonds out of jewellery worn by staff.
[I]No engagement rings are to be allowed within direct eyesight of Dr. Remi, nor are any iron-based products or items that produce hissing sounds. Dr. Remi is still in psychotherapy from that leaking steam pipe.[/I] -Dr. Carson
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
fuck, ninja[/QUOTE]
Both of these should be combined.
Oh god this is amazing.
[QUOTE=Someone4956;32664446]Oh god this is amazing.[/QUOTE]
You, sir, have introduced something awesome.
Also, i'm using Dr. Tendo and as a default name. I'm assuming other people are using the thing. Dr. Tendo will probably be only observing for most of these.
Test #11
Name: Dr. Jenkins
Subject: Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Details: After 3 hours of play, Dr. Jenkins wandered the halls of Site-17, shouting "A bomb" and "I never asked for this" numerous times. Several office doors were blocked with vending machines and Dr. Jenkins was later found on the floor devouring chocolate bars, claiming he needed more energy to use the Typhoon. Several researchers were found with head wounds inflicted by Dr. Jenkins.
[I]Seriously, who the fuck keeps authorizing these!? Jenkins just tried to remove his arm with a knife from the cafeteria and replace it with an assault rifle taken from an unconcious guard![/I] -Dr. Sarif
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
[Addendum 11-a]: When Site-17 medical staff removed assault rifle attatched to arm stump with duct tape, Dr. Jenkins pleaded for Neuropozyne injections and claimed he would join Purity First if he wasn't provided with them. Requesting that the damn console be reclassified Keter. -Dr. Pritchard
Test #12
Name: Dr. Smith
Subject: Tetris
Details: After 2 hours of play, Dr. Smith was found in Dr. [REDACTED] office trying to put everything against a wall on one side of the room and trying to fit them together. Apon futher investigation, a total of █ other offices had been found in a similar state.
[i]Can we have more people play harmless games like this. I'm all for someone trying Myst[/i] -Dr. [REDACTED]
Test #13
Name: Dr. Smith
Subject: Pokemon Crystal
Details: After 7 hours of play, Dr. Smith was seen in the live camera feed of the surrounding grounds if the facility throwing a number of spherical shaped objects (such as a baseball, snowglobe and [REDACTED]) at small animals that lived in nearby. All games that involve animals that were interacted with in a manner that could be considered dangerous to the animals, the person who played the game and the people in the vicinity should be considered dangerous.
[i]Whoever introduced this game to the console should know better.[/i] Dr. [REDACTED]
Addendum: [i]Apparently Reese, the game console, suggeted this. Everyone in the vicinity should take everything that Reese says with a grain of salt, he has a wicked sense of humor[/i]
This is cool, an SCP that makes people think real life is a video game.
[QUOTE=megafat;32664535][i]Can we have more people play harmless games like this. I'm all for someone trying Myst[/i] -Dr. [REDACTED]
[/QUOTE]
Oh christ fuck no, I've played Uru and that was a long and hard trek. You'll have him pushing the self-destruct button to dispense a candy barfrom the machine stating "It's never that simple, now is it?"
Test #14
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: The Stanley Parable (A Half-Life 2 Modification.)
Details: After Completion of the modification, Dr. Trendo was in a highly suggestive state, taking passing conversation as narration entirely based on choice or the lack thereof. This has lead to [DATA REDACTED]
[i]Dr. Bright is no longer allowed within 500 yards of the device or anyone who has or intends to interact with it[/i] - Dr. [REDACTED]
Addendum: [i]Dr. Bright is also not allowed to suggest or give any games to test on the device. That includes troll games/mods and/or Nintendogs[/i]
Test #15
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: LSD Dream Simulator
Details: After 20 minutes of gameplay, Dr.Tendo reported experiencing both auditory and visual hallucinations, after issuing an MRI and an EEG, Dr.Tendo's brain acted as if he was given an appropriate dosage of LSD. Once another tester had put a game in the console, Reese proceeded to give gameplay tips to the player that were not possible. One such case reported Reese telling the player to shoot the purple baloon while playing Dirt3.
.......[I]I am at a loss for words at just how stupid this seems, never again.[/I] - Dr.███████
Test #16
Name: Dr.Tendo
Subject: E.T.: The Extraterrestrial
Details: After inserting the game into the console, Reese immediately voiced his refusal to start the game. The console refused to respond to the power button until the game was removed from the console.
[I]Seems about right.[/I] - Dr.Tendo
Test #17
Name: Dr. Matthews
Subject: "Bomberman 64"
Details: Contact was lost with testing site for 1 hour. After contact was re-established, five security teams were sent in to recover the body of Dr. Matthews, who according to survivors of the incident, had broken into the secure armory and detonated the entire site's supply of plastic explosive, after which he immediately strapped it to himself and detonated it in the west corridor of Site [REDACTED] and caused containment breach of SCPs [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. All SCPs were successfully re-contained at a remote site and all testing with any video games related to explosives has been withheld until a secure environment can be used for appropriate testing with SCP-XXX. Twelve members of security and three scientists were injured in the incident.
A request to upgrade SCP-XXX to Euclid status has been submitted to O5.
[QUOTE=Someone4956;32664877]Test #15
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: LSD Dream Simulator
Details: After 20 minutes of gameplay, Dr.Tendo reported experiencing both auditory and visual hallucinations, after issuing an MRI and an EEG, Dr.Tendo's brain acted as if he was given an appropriate dosage of LSD. Once another tester had put a game in the console, Reese proceeded to give gameplay tips to the player that were not possible. One such case reported Reese telling the player to shoot the purple baloon while playing Dirt3.
.......[I]I am at a loss for words at just how stupid this seems, never again.[/I] - Dr.███████[/QUOTE]
As a suggestion. LSD: Dream Simulator could have some permanent side effect of suggesting things that don't make sense in every other game played after it. And some permanent mild hallucinations for the rest of the persons life.
[QUOTE=megafat;32664929]As a suggestion. LSD: Dream Simulator could have some permanent side effect of suggesting things that don't make sense in every other game played after it. And some permanent mild hallucinations for the rest of the persons life.[/QUOTE]And on his deathbed he constantly mutters about a man in grey.
someone do [del]GTA[/del] Saints Row 2
Test #89
Name: Dr. Bellic
Subject: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
After X amount of time playing the game Dr. Bellic started going out in the streets and punching pedestrians, as well as throwing them out of vehicles. He was also convinced that saying "Chittychittybangbang" would allow you to make vehicles fly.
Test #27
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Half-life 2
Details: After 20 minutes of gameplay, Dr.Tendo proceeded to retrieve a crowbar from Tech Locker ███ and proceeded to wander the grounds for several minutes, physically assaulting small animals with the crowbar while shouting "HEADCRABS!" Security personnel were dispatched to retrieve Dr. Tendo. Dr. Tendo physically assaulted security, shouting "DIE, COMBINE SCUM." Dr. Tendo now reports constantly hearing "Reload, Dr. Freeman!" from staff. Dr. Tendo is to be kept out of contact withany small animals. He is also to be kept out of reach or sight of any objects resembling masks or especially personnel wearing masks - so far, he has [EXPUNGED] several security personnel. Under no circumstances is Dr. Tendo to be allowed near crowbars again.
Test #28
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Pokemon Black
Details: The game went smoothly, with Reese giving tips and Dr. Tendo appearing content, until Reese pointed out the number of pokemon in the game that were available to capture. At that point Dr. Tendo screamed and attempted to jump out of the bulletproof window we had installed after several previous incidents. Being treated for concussion and will receive therapy sessions to combat his constant whispering of the phrase "600, 600, oh shit, 600".
Test #29
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Parappa the Rappa
Details: After playing the game for approximately 15 minutes, Dr. Tendo was proficient at the game, in his words: "I'm chill as fuck at this game, yo". After 20 minutes had passed, we sent D-Class in to check on him. Using their mounted video cameras, we were able to see firsthand as Dr. Tendo got up, exclaimed he was "Rad to the shit, my homey g". He then attempted to start a rap battle with the D-classes. When he was unable to come up with a rhyme, he started "laying down some Dr. Seuss shit" and making up his own words.
Notes: If Dr. Tendo is seen walking around the facility, do NOT attempt to remove his gold chain. So far, he has [REDACTED] over 18 scientists.
Test #30
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Nintendogs
Details: Despite Dr. Bright being forbidden to use Nintendogs with SCP-XXX, various wagers including five tuppets of █████ along with the █████ of a little █████████-██-███ lead to Dr. Tendo playing Nintendogs. Dr. Tendo exhibited signs of both being a dog and an owner, from humping the legs of Agent ████ to requesting permission to take SCP-173 for a walk.
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
Test #31
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Hazard: The Journey of Life
Details: Dr. Tendo repeatedly scoured the walls looking for secret doors and mind-puzzles. After around thirty minutes of running around, Dr. Tendo showed signs of extreme depression. Tendo recovered quickly, however, ending his state of mind with a contemplation of life.
Test #62
Name:Dr. Tendo
Subject: Crysis
Details: Shortly after play, Dr. Tendo reported that his brain was "[EXPLETIVE REDACTED] melting!". Shortly after screaming this, Dr. Tendo proceeded to fall upon the floor and convulse. Small amounts of blood appeared to be dripping from his ears.
[I]Results aren't surprising in the least.[/I] - Dr. █████
Test #47
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Myst
Details: After 2 hours of play time, Dr. Tendo proceeded to the on-site library and began to pull illustrated books off the shelves, open them, and stare intently at them for several minutes before declaring "This age must be broken." Dr. Tendo was later witnessed asking personnel if they knew where this world's "linking page" was located. Tendo's condition is not serious, and it is recommended that he be kept occupied in the library for the time being.
Test #48
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: DooM
Details: After 1 hour of playtime, Dr. Tendo was reported to be running around the facility, attacking D-Class while screaming "RIP AND TEAR!". This condition is thought to be temporary, and Dr. Tendo should be kept in a locked room and supplied with food and water for the time being.
[I]"Jesus Christ, I've never seen that much crazy before, and I've seen a lot of crazy."[/I] - Dr. █████"
[I]"YOU ARE HUGE. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!"[/I]​ - Dr. Bright
[I]"My guts!"[/I] - D-2/105-382-118
I put in random D-Class numbers, sue me. :v:
Test #38
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[I] Dr. Tendo is to be given a full psychiatric evaluation and counseling in a room lit by a total of ██ candles. All precautions should be taken to ensure little to no shadows are present within the room, and that none of the candles burn out. No one is to go within a 5 meter radius of Dr. Tendo, and under no circumstances should the lantern in Dr. Tendo's possession be taken from his person. Dr. Tendo is to be provided oil to keep the lantern lit indeterminately. - Dr. ██████
Who the hell thought this was a good idea? Seriously. I've had to wipe this guys psyche more then my child's ass. - Dr. ██[/I]
Dr. Tendo must be going crazy..
Test #94
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Pac - Man
Details: After a few hours of playtime, Dr. Tendo starts repetitively yelling waka while flailing his arms about. He eventually finds a plastic can of SCP - 500 and consumes the whole can then proceeds to conduct acts of cannibalism on various D class personnel.
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