Test #49
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Depict1
Details: After successfully completing the game, Dr. Tendo displayed intense paranoia and distrust of all other personnel. Upon being told to return to his quarters, Dr. Tendo started off in the opposite direction. Shortly after, Dr. Tendo was observed stabbing knives into walls and attempting to use them to climb into a ventilation shaft; upon his third consecutive attempt, the handles snapped off, resulting in minor contusions on his back and several lacerations from the blades. Dr. Tendo was detained by security, and until this state of mind has worn off - or failing that, been wiped off - he is to stay detained, and away from any sharp objects.
Test #81
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: The Hidden: Source
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[I]Dear God, he's loose![/I] - Dr. █████
Test #11111
Name: Dr. [EXPUNGED]
Subject: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Details: Test seemed to carry through as normal, with Reese providing tips to the Doctor.
After 2 hours, Dr. [EXPUNGED] left the testing chamber and proceeded to end his shift on time as always.
However, The next day Dr. [EXPUNGED] was observed to have gone from Clean Shaven to A full thick beard overnight saying that all attempts to shave had been futile as it grew back within a hour
This entire thing needs to be compiled into a joke SCP and posted on the website.
So how about that Coolity SCP MC server?
-snip-
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32669438]Test #45
Name: Dr. LeFresque
Subject: Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Details: After approximately █ minutes LaFresques' heart rate and pupil dilation both increased and repeatedly shouted negative responses when scared (80% of the time these responses being 'nope'). After 2 (two) hours of gameplay LeFresque announced he had had enough and left the room, since testing he has been unable to enter places with less than 20% brightness and places with less than 2 (two) entrances/exits.
[i]Further testing needs to be done on this game, it could have possible military or other professional applications[/i] - Dr. Buchanon.[/QUOTE]
Late
Fuck everything, his is much better.
[QUOTE=finbe;32669005]This entire thing needs to be compiled into a joke SCP and posted on the website.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps I'll write it and post it for consideration as to whether it's good enough to put on.
What would happen if SCP-073 were to try committing suicide?
Test #83
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: LSD
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[I]-Oh god, oh jesus fucking christ, we have to stop testing... [/I]-Dr. ████
Test #XX
Name: Dr. Bright
Subject: Leisure Suit Larry
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED].
[i]Restrict Dr. Bright from using SCP-XXX, and question those...ladies of the night as to how they got here.[/i]
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
Test #XX
Name: Agent ██████████
Subject: Batman: Arkham Asylum
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Notes: [i]We can't find Agent ██████████ to wipe his psyche. Just shoot at any gargoyles on sight. - Dr. Soft[/i]
[url]http://pastebin.com/BUGGzpaB[/url]
Rough draft deployed. What do you guys think?
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32669846]Test #83
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: LSD
Details: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[I]-Oh god, oh jesus fucking christ, we have to stop testing... [/I]-Dr. ████[/QUOTE]
LSD isn't a game. As far as I'm aware, the console only runs games.
Test #154
Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Subject: Mirror's Edge
Details: ██████████ ██ █████ ███ ███████ █ ███ ███ █████████ █████ ████ fell down, to his death.
Notes: [i]Cleanup teams dispatched. R.I.P.[/i]
[QUOTE=Strongbad;32669904]
LSD isn't a game. As far as I'm aware, the console only runs games.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSD_(video_game)"]Oh really[/URL]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32669953][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSD_(video_game)"]Oh really[/URL][/QUOTE]
I stand corrected.
Congratulations, Facepunch. You've managed to bleed a gag dry within a single page.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;32669986]Congratulations, Facepunch. You've managed to bleed a gag dry within a single page.[/QUOTE]
Says the man who had no part in creating it or contributing. Why have we 'bled it dry?'
Test #108
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Penumbra: Overture
Details: Upon completion of the game, Dr. Tendo reported no ill effects of any note. Testing continued.
Test #109
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Penumbra: Black Plague
Details: Yet again, after completion of the game Dr. Tendo in no way acted out of his usual manner, though he now seems to refer to the SCP Foundation as "The Archaic" and has been placing requests for a cyanide capsule. Other than these effects, Dr. Tendo acts exactly the same as usual.
[I]Strange. It's almost as if the Archaic and the Foundation are based upon each other. Though obviously one does not take place in reality... right?[/I] Dr. █████
I feel bad for Dr. Tendo
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;32669986]Congratulations, Facepunch. You've managed to bleed a gag dry within a single page.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg[/img]
Tbh it's getting old. It was better when we were talking about the wiki itself and trying to create new SCPs. But whatever, :regd08:
[QUOTE=zeldar;32670687]Tbh it's getting old. It was better when we were talking about the wiki itself and trying to create new SCPs. But whatever, :regd08:[/QUOTE]
Trying to create new SCPs? See my earlier post. Some of us want to make a joke SCP out of this one.
It's not that funny of a joke SCP and would be deleted in a heartbeat. I'm talking about SCPs like the ones on page 24.
Test #11
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Killing Floor (PC)
Details: After an elapsed 3.56 hours of gameplay, Dr. Tendo promptly got up and left the facility. The next morning, security officers [REDACTED] reported Dr. Tendo attempting to bribe his way through security with a crossbow holstered on his back. When questioned for his identification, Dr. Tendo took out $50 bundles of bills and threw them on the floor in front of the officers, describing his quantity of money as "loads." After fifteen minutes of unsuccesful bribing, when Dr. Tendo finally ran out of money (which seems to have been stolen from his Foundation pension), he reportedly yelled, "YER ALL FUR-COAT, NO-KNICKERS BITCHES." Following this, his expression went blank as he turned around and left, yelling such phrases as "Spare some cash, guys?" and "Someone lend me a tenner!"
Dr. Tendo returned seemingly normal the next day, although he has gained a faux-British accent which he claims to have always been part of his voice. Psychiatric evaluation of level 3 clearance recommended.
[I]Note// Perhaps Dr. Tendo should have a break. Also, I'm amazed he didn't kill anyone. I didn't know we even had crossbows in the facility![/I]
[QUOTE=geogzm;32670272][img]http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Buzz Killington should be an SCP.
Or was that Mister Deeds?
Test #5923
Name: Agent [REDACTED]
Subject: SCP Thread p. 30-32
Details: Within seconds of setting eyes upon the text, Agent [REDACTED], hereby referred to as S-91, began experiencing extreme fits of laughter, each ranging from 5-25 minutes straight at the most. When questioned, S-91 replied, screaming "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!" while blood could be seen pouring out of almost every orifice in his body. The laughter persisted for half an hour before S-91 stopped. Short, erratic chuckles happened every few minutes or so when scrolling down the document, but otherwise S-91 maintained an adamant blank stare towards the computer screen. Dr. Rosenburg then questioned S-91.
[quote]Rosenburg: Agent [DATA EXPUNGED]?
S-91: ....y-you..
Rosenburg: Me?
S-91:..you had to kill it...d-didn't..you..[/quote]
S-91 then proceeded to start peeling apart his [EXPUNGED], screaming and clawing at every inch of his body and then promptly pulling out his [REDACTED]. S-91 then punched a hole through the computer screen, shook it to the side, and turned to the others in the room. The guards opened fire, but each round did not do any visible damage to S-91 who casually snapped both of their necks, grabbed their pistols and shot 8 rounds into Rosenburg's cranium. S-91 then pulled the two pistols on himself, quietly whispering to himself, "y-y..killed it." S-91 promptly shot himself in the head. Investigations have been started as to the reason behind this sudden burst of rage and adrenaline. Experimentation with human beings is currently forbidden.
[i]Why exactly were three other personnel present in the room? I told you idiots not to look at the thread. - Dr. B[/i]
[QUOTE=Cone;32670855]Buzz Killington should be an SCP.
Or was that Mister Deeds?[/QUOTE]
Buzz Killington.
An SCP who kills the buzz of everyone he comes into contact with.
Test #12
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Killzone 2 Singleplayer
Details: Within [sp]__[/sp] hours of singleplayer Dr. Tendo began to randomly [REDACTED] and screaming about "THEY [REDACTED] THE [REDACTED]!!!" along with randomly beating D-Class to death for insulting the [REDACTED], claiming that they needed to "Learn to show some [REDACTED]".
[I]Shit, we may need a new shipment of D-Class -Dr. Sevchenko[/I]
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Test #13
Name: Dr. Tendo
Subject: Killzone 2 Multiplayer
Details: After spending 4 days straight in a single match Dr. Tendo became [REDACTED] and started attempting to attack D-Class wearing uniforms with jeans, and a gray shirt with an orange collar. Contact was lost with Site [sp]__[/sp] after Dr. Tendo placed two (2) explosives on the wall of SCP [REDACTED] causing a containment breach killing [sp]__[/sp] personnel. SCP [REDACTED] has not be contained as of yet.
[I]I propose termination of Dr. Tendo and that we use disposable personnel for testing SCP-XXX for now on -Dr. Velasquez[/I]
Guys, these are funny enough, but maybe we shouldn't blow through two pages of them? Just saying.
Write one in the sandbox or make a pastebin or something
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