[QUOTE=Neat!;32688533]Went to my local art museum.
Saw SCP-173.
Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.[/QUOTE]
Dear God I would jump out of my skin if I turned a corner in a museum and saw it there.
[QUOTE=Neat!;32688533]Went to my local art museum.
Saw SCP-173.
Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.[/QUOTE]
SCP are trying to find ways of hiding the copies made when it kills someone, and what better way of doing it than putting it in a museum?
Take as many pictures as you can, Neat. Where are you in the US?
[QUOTE=Region;32688969][url]http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2009/10/17/unknown-creature-found-in-russia.html[/url]
im not sure if this is late
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
So [i]that's[/i] what the rest of 682 looks like!
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;32689221]So [i]that's[/i] what the rest of 682 looks like![/QUOTE]
It was taken away by russian special forces.
The russians are in possesion of 682
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Neat!;32688533]Went to my local art museum.
Saw SCP-173.
Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.[/QUOTE]
It's a good thing you didn't blink.
oh man if i saw 173 irl i'd probably shit myself
[QUOTE=Neat!;32688811]It being an art museum, I doubt they'd let me in with one.
I'LL FIND A WAY[/QUOTE]
Cellphone
Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32689529]Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.[/QUOTE] Or better yet, run in with a labcoat and friends with airsoft guns painted to look real yelling 'KETER CLASS OBJECT HAS ESCAPED, DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT' before stealing it and selling it to someone on the internet :v:
and then get arrested
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;32689811]Or better yet, run in with a labcoat and friends with airsoft guns painted to look real yelling 'KETER CLASS OBJECT HAS ESCAPED, DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT' before stealing it and selling it to someone on the internet :v:[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure it's a famous piece of art.
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[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32689529]Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.[/QUOTE]
Or hide it in your false beard.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32689822]and then get arrested[/QUOTE] Worth it.
or have a mobile phone with camera capability sticking out of your pocket ever-so-slightly, so you can casually take a quiet, sneaky picture.
Then some girl passes by and says 'why are you fiddling with your cock' and you can say 'for you baby' so, in the end, you get a girl and a picture.
Then you can montauk her.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;32689834]I'm pretty sure it's a famous piece of art.
[editline]9th October 2011[/editline]
Or hide it in your false beard.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't it made by some asian dude who made more? I'm pretty sure someone posted about it earlier.
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;32690033]Wasn't it made by some asian dude who made more? I'm pretty sure someone posted about it earlier.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.artnet.com/artists/izumi-kato/]Izumi Kato.[/url]
[QUOTE=Zakkin;32690016]
Then you can montauk her.[/QUOTE]
This has to be made into a running gag, using montauk in place of verbs.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32690140]This has to be made into a running gag, using montauk in place of verbs.[/QUOTE]
You can't say something should be made into a running gag.
It just has to happen.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;32690140]This has to be made into a running gag, using montauk in place of verbs.[/QUOTE]
[b]Montauk[/b]
[i]Mon~ta~ook[/i]
Verb
To [REDACTED] an object (living or otherwise) to a point of submission or obedience.
E.g: "Oh my god Billy! What the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] are you doing?!"
"I'm Montauking your wife john."
[QUOTE=XD!;32690262]You can't say something should be made into a running gag.
It just has to happen.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I agree, you just have to let it Montauk
Some people say spank the monkey, others say flog the dolphin, pirates may say shiver the timbers, literate people will call it masturbating.
but SCP people? They call it [b]'Montauking the Minotaur'[/b]
'Dr bright is no longer aloud to montauk any D-class personal, I don't care what they owe you, next time you do im going to [Data Redacted] you so hard you wont be able to walk for a week'
'Jesus christ someone has it out for Bright don't they'
[QUOTE=Neat!;32688533]Went to my local art museum.
Saw SCP-173.
Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.[/QUOTE]
They probably would have had to drag me out of the museum screaming gibberish
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;32687184][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387[/url]
Experiment 387-e: Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Megablocks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Megablocks and [EXPUNGED].
Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch[/QUOTE]
megablocks fucking suck
[QUOTE=Zombii;32690741]They probably would have had to drag me out of the museum screaming gibberish[/QUOTE]
I'm just picturing you screaming "EMERGENCY ORDER PATMOS CAIN AND ABEL ARE TO BE SECURED IMMEDIATELY"
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32690967]I'm just picturing you screaming "EMERGENCY ORDER PATMOS CAIN AND ABEL ARE TO BE SECURED IMMEDIATELY"[/QUOTE]
Oh god, note to self, never drink coffee while browsing this thread, it burns :v:
[quote]1:16 PM - Remus: I saw The Flesh that Hates (a replica of it) in the Brisbane modern art gallery
1:16 PM - Zombii: cool
1:16 PM - Zombii: what
1:16 PM - Zombii: a replica of the hell miniature?
1:16 PM - Remus: ye
1:16 PM - Remus: like
1:17 PM - Remus: that pic in the article
1:17 PM - Zombii: coo
1:17 PM - Remus: it was a replica of that
1:17 PM - Remus: i nearly shat myself
1:17 PM - Remus: :V
[/quote]
went back and managed to snap a shit picture
[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/281/d/0/oh_god_fuck_by_bigorca107-d4c8v3l.jpg[/img]
shot from a quality motorola razr.
It's okay, not like I needed to sleep anyway.
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
holy fuck it's like it's looking at me through the monitor
