[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;32423845]
[IMG]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/scp-610/610.jpg[/IMG]
[URL]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610[/URL]
"The Flesh That Hates"
A rather disturbing mass of flesh that spans a large area in the Ukraine. It actively attacks and transforms other lifeforms (particularly humans) into more of itself and fills the countryside. It is basically indestructible, highly aggressive and is spread incredibly deep underground.[/QUOTE]
Just thought I'd point out that SCP-610 is in Russia, not Ukraine. Specifically, Southern Siberia, as stated in the article, mostly within the [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irkutsk_Oblast]Irkutsk Oblast[/url] as pointed out on the map [URL=http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z368/SCP_Pictures/46c70754e0dcbfilenameKarte_baikal2.jpg]here[/url]
Snippin' automerge
I remember I was on my iPad eating a filet-mignon when I read "The Flesh That Hates"
I didn't eat steak for 2 months after.
[QUOTE=Odellus;32435453][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal[/url]
best[/QUOTE]
Nope,
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/sandrewswann-s-proposal[/url]
This one is the best.
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;32434801]what's up with dr. bright anyway
i read something about him getting captured in an amulet which makes people have his personality and memory when exposed to it (or something) but i really don't know[/QUOTE]If I recall correctly, Bright somehow got his soul mixed up with an amulet in such a way that people who wear it turn into him. And since he isn't really... well, [i]bright[/i], they keep him around by giving the amulet to some random D-class and retrieving it to repeat the process when Bright inevitably gets his host murdered to death.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953[/url]
It has a tendency to kill furries :v:
SCP-343 Seems like a pretty cool guy 8D [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-343[/url]
So I went into the experiment log 914 from the SCP-914. [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-914[/url]
Input:1 Little Pearl Vibrator
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 small black box, bearing a red button. When the button is pressed, everyone in line of sight of the object except the holder experiences an overpowering orgasm.
Note: The Very Fine has been confiscated by Oversight, due to potential for misuse.
Note: Dr. Bright has been forcibly removed from any further experimentation involving SCP-914, and all output objects have been destroyed. This is just getting silly. -Dr. Kondraki
:v:
Input: 1x Can of Diet Coke
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One can of Diet Ultra Coke, sweetened with █████. Expiration Date 6/8/2147. Tasted by several researchers, who agreed it's "The best damn diet soda I've ever tried!" Attempts to isolate █████ and market it as a sweetener for benefit of the SCP Foundation are in progress.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682[/url]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294[/url]
[QUOTE]Addendum [SCP-294y]: Computer logs on SCP open server show researcher keyed in "Something that'll destroy SCP-682." Recovered video logs show a stream of a brightly glowing liquid pouring into the cup. Liquid increases in visual intensity to the point that the camera ceases to be capable of recording. All contact with Site ██ is lost at this time. An investigation concluded that Site ██ was completely vaporized, with the only remaining trace being a small clump of trees surrounding SCP-294. SCP-294 was promptly transferred to another containment site and held with identical containment procedures as before. Information about the incident is to be disclosed only to O5 personnel. Any further test involving SCP-682 will be forbidden under pain of demotion to Class D.[/QUOTE]
I guess it's hard to kill 682 :v:
What about the paper cup
for some reason the paper cups that coffee machine dispenses can hold whatever is inside without dissolving/melting/burning.
Man, I just remember they also kill all Class-D at the end of every month. Seriously, where do they get all these guys?
[QUOTE=Mingebox;32439084]Man, I just remember they also kill all Class-D at the end of every month. Seriously, where do they get all these guys?[/QUOTE]
[quote]D: Class D personnel are designated staff used to handle the Keter-level objects. Warning: Class D personnel are not permitted interaction with class D personnel assigned to a different object or SCP personnel. Class D personnel are recruited from prison inmates. Condemned persons are preferred; in times of duress, Protocol 12 can be authorized, allowing recruitment of innocents or persons incarcerated for lesser crimes. All Class D personnel are to be terminated at the first of the month, and a new staff must be ready to replace them. After placement in quarters, staff must only contact Class D personnel through intercom system. All Class D personnel are to be given a minimum of one (1) polygraph tests at 1800 on a daily basis. Failure to comply will result in termination. Failure to pass test will result in termination. In event of any abnormalities, termination of entire Class D personnel is advised, as well as any SCP personnel that have had basic interaction with them.[/quote]
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;32439252][/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know that, but they must go through a thousand inmates a year, not counting the ones killed by SCPs. You'd think they'd run out of condemned prisoners.
[QUOTE=Rick Ross;32436571][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-252[/url]
[img]http://www.movie-list.com/d/drstrangelove.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I laughed pretty hard when I saw this one, and at this
[QUOTE]Note: Despite many requests, no, we will not expose SCP-230 to SCP-252. I don't care how funny "The Gayest Gay Man Alive" sounds. - Dr. ██████[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=scratch (nl);32439023]for some reason the paper cups that coffee machine dispenses can hold whatever is inside without dissolving/melting/burning.[/QUOTE]
That's what I meant, what happened to the cup when they accidentally the entire facility.
Thanks OP!
I was trying to find this site, but didn't remember the name of it.
Don't worry, never mind everyone else, it survived.
[QUOTE=amcfaggot;32424708]My favorite is the [url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294]coffee vending machine.[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]Subject keyed "Pan-Galactic ██████-███████." The machine dispensed a fluid, a dark yellowish-green in color, which effervesced and appeared to give off a vapor similar to that observed in the sublimation of dry ice. Subject drank what he called "a single minuscule sip" of the fluid; he later reported the taste as being somewhere between a gin and tonic, a margarita, and a glass of Scotch whisky. Upon swallowing, subject was seen to collapse. Dr. ██████ assisted subject to infirmary and asked for a description of symptoms. Subject reported a massive migraine-like headache, nausea, and mild disorientation, accompanied however by an incomparable feeling of euphoria. Aftereffects of euphoria and intoxication continued for 18 hours, during which time subject was under careful medical observation; aforementioned negative aftereffects also remained for 18 hours, after which time they worsened and persisted for an additional six hours. Subject requested a dose of SCP-500; request was denied and he was given Excedrin instead. Subject promptly consumed entire bottle of Excedrin. Despite Dr. ██████'s expectations, subject suffered absolutely no deleterious effects from overdose of acetaminophen and acetylsalicylic acid; subject instead reported prompt cessation of "hangover" within ten minutes of consumption. It is theorized that massive overconsumption of pain relievers is precisely what is necessary to counteract the ill effects of a ██████-███████. The fluid in question has been taken under study. Approximately 14 as yet unidentified compounds have been isolated, although not without some difficulty, as the liquid seems to react violently to metallic instruments; its effects on glass or — as subject's case shows — flesh are negligible, but it reacts as though it were an acid when it comes into contact with metal. Dr. ██████ considers it inadvisable at this time to allow any personnel to drink more than one sip of this fluid.[/quote]
hahahahahah a fucking pan-galactic gargle blaster that's gold
It seems that the guys at the foundation loves [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-503-arc]pasta[/url] as [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/retrieval-log-db-503-b]much as I do![/url]
Sounds like a pot that makes a lot of copypasta.
Although the radio transcript makes it seem more like creepypasta.
[QUOTE]Description: SCP-50-AE-J is an IMI Desert Eagle, with an American flag print grip. SCP-50-AE-J is unremarkable except for the fact that when fired, an adult bald eagle, designated SCP-50-AE-1, emerges from the barrel and attacks anyone who displays Communist beliefs, Russian ancestry, or unpatriotic leanings. SCP-50-AE-1 differs from a normal bald eagle specimen in that it not only appears to be able to detect sociopolitcal beliefs, but also can talk, usually screaming slogans such as "Better dead than red" and "Democracy is non-negotiable". Investigations into the further properties of SCP-50-AE-1 have been stymied by the fact that SCP-50-AE-1 continues to attack Foundation scientists, calling them "PINKO FUCKS".
Test Log: SCP-50-AE-J
Test #1: SCP-50-AE-J was fired at a Class-D test subject, D-1409. SCP-50-AE-1 emerged, and savaged D-1409, while yelling "UP YOUR LEBENSRAUM YOU UBERMENSCH FUCK". D-1409 was later discovered to be of predominantly German heritage, but was a 2nd generation American immigrant with full citizenship.
Discoveries: SCP-50-AE-1 appears to be able to distinguish genetic and racial information in its targets. SCP-50-AE-1 also appears to have a profound dislike of Germans. D-1409 is to be incinerated entirely, after his testicles are recovered from SCP-50-AE-1.
Test #2: SCP-50-AE-J was fired at Class-D test subject D-6554. SCP-50-AE-1 emerged, and following its usual pattern of behavior, disemboweled D-6554 while simultaneously screeching "The only good communist is a communist with his guts held in my dripping claws". D-6554's death was later discovered to have been hastened by anaphylactic shock from an allergic reaction, caused by particulates in his lungs found to be consistent with matter from [REDACTED]. A follow up investigation confirmed that D-1409 had performed a test involving [REDACTED], shortly before testing with SCP-50-AE-J began.
Discoveries: SCP-50-AE-1 is a consistent entity, and appears to be summoned rather than created when SCP-50-AE-J is fired. Research into effects this could have upon containment are ongoing.[/QUOTE]
One of my favorite joke SCP's
SCP-202 interested me
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-202[/url]
Entry 1000, "Bigfoot" is actually pretty fucking incredible. Won't spoil anything, but be sure to read the whole thing.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000[/url]
[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;32438487]So I went into the experiment log 914 from the SCP-914. [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-914[/url]
Input:1 Little Pearl Vibrator
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 small black box, bearing a red button. When the button is pressed, everyone in line of sight of the object except the holder experiences an overpowering orgasm.
Note: The Very Fine has been confiscated by Oversight, due to potential for misuse.
Note: Dr. Bright has been forcibly removed from any further experimentation involving SCP-914, and all output objects have been destroyed. This is just getting silly. -Dr. Kondraki
:v:
Input: 1x Can of Diet Coke
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One can of Diet Ultra Coke, sweetened with █████. Expiration Date 6/8/2147. Tasted by several researchers, who agreed it's "The best damn diet soda I've ever tried!" Attempts to isolate █████ and market it as a sweetener for benefit of the SCP Foundation are in progress.[/QUOTE]
Name: Junior Assistant Ibor
Date: ██/██/20██
Input: Five (5) issues of [REDACTED] pornographic magazine.
Setting: Very fine.
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED] of a naked woman.
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT CONSERVATION OF MASS OH GOD - Junior Assistant Ibor
[QUOTE]Input: Helium balloon, red
Setting: Fine
Output: Long, thin helium balloon twisted into a biological shape resembling SCP-682
Note: Experiments have shown that the balloon demonstrates a high resilience to attempts to puncture or pop it, but fortunately lacks the nihilistic vitriol against existence possessed by the original SCP and is, in fact, inanimate.[/QUOTE]
682 is wherever you go :v:
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