[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;32748436]I like her because, I mean...
An SCP shares my love of cars, how awesome is that[/QUOTE]
That's one of the more sad SCP articles...
Isn't there a SCP which is "The Gayest Man in the World" or something?
yes
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;32748790]Isn't there a SCP which is "The Gayest Man in the World" or something?[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure he's not the most homosexual man in the world, just the happiest. There was an SCP about a gay-bomb though, and there's an addendum on one of them that says not to bring the two into close proximity.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;32749508]There was an SCP about a gay-bomb though, and there's an addendum on one of them that says not to bring the two into close proximity.[/QUOTE]Not for any volatile reason, mind you.
The Foundation heads just didn't like every smartass researcher proposing to turn "The Gayest Man in the World" into "The Gayest Gay Man in the World".
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-252-arc[/url]
Gay bomb
[quote]Note: Despite many requests, no, we will not expose SCP-230 to SCP-252. I don't care how funny "The Gayest Gay Man Alive" sounds. - Dr. ██████[/quote]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-687[/url]
pretty awesome way to change the past
Anyone remember the SCP that is like a pressurization chamber, but instead of changing pressure it alters the fundamental laws of the universe inside the volume? (You could lower the speed of light, change the strong nuclear force, etc.) I can't remember the name.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;32752084]Anyone remember the SCP that is like a pressurization chamber, but instead of changing pressure it alters the fundamental laws of the universe inside the volume? (You could lower the speed of light, change the strong nuclear force, etc.) I can't remember the name.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-536[/url]
[editline]12th October 2011[/editline]
This one is actually really interesting. Especially the black ones,
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-558[/url]
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32752259][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-536[/url]
[editline]12th October 2011[/editline]
This one is actually really interesting. Especially the black ones,
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-558[/url][/QUOTE]
Why do I want to now try the black contacts?
[QUOTE=Ezhik;32732398]Does anyone remember that computer SCP, where the cursor could go beyond the screen and interact with real objects? What if someone dragged SCP-682 in the Recycle Bin with it, and then emptied it?[/QUOTE]
Link the SCP. I'll see what I can do.
[QUOTE=gaboer;32750654][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-252-arc[/url]
Gay bomb[/QUOTE]
[quote]Addendum: To all of you (angry) male staff who thought it would be hilarious to move this into my quarters and detonate it, I'd like to suggest that you watch "The Shawshank Redemption" for clues as to why it didn't take. Heck, do it anyway, it'll give you something to do while you wait to be reassigned to Keter duty.
- Dr. Clef.[/quote]
I fucking love this one it's probably the scariest one I've read.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-823[/url]
Someone needs to make the full casualty list.
[editline]13th October 2011[/editline]
I just noticed that in the current causality list that [sp]the last guy that got completely fucked up, it says he's alive. Nice touch and haunting as fuck.[/sp]
Wasn't there a SCP that would hide in some one's peripheral vision and they did a few tests where it killed two people just so it could do that?
I wonder what would happen if you put SCP-294 into SCP-914 and set 914 to Ultra Fine.
[QUOTE=Paramud;32758295]I wonder what would happen if you put SCP-294 into SCP-914 and set 914 to Ultra Fine.[/QUOTE]
It will create anything you can imagine and/or put it straight into your body. Or it's voice activated.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;32748790]Isn't there a SCP which is "The Gayest Man in the World" or something?[/QUOTE]
Here: [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-230[/url]
[QUOTE=CoolGearhead;32756411]Link the SCP. I'll see what I can do.[/QUOTE][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-713[/url]
Shit, I came up with a good SCP idea: A glove that restores any machinery (cars, computers, anything classified as a machine) to the condition it was in when it came out of the factory when you touch said machine with said glove.
I had an idea for one; some guy that is able to eat never-ending quantities of food despite the fact that his digestive tract is seemingly nonexistent. Endoscopy reveals that his esophagus empties into an interdimensional portal with no end in sight, and the same goes for the rectum.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;32765940]Shit, I came up with a good SCP idea: A glove that restores any machinery (cars, computers, anything classified as a machine) to the condition it was in when it came out of the factory when you touch said machine with said glove.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-248[/url]
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;32766139]I had an idea for one; some guy that is able to eat never-ending quantities of food despite the fact that his digestive tract is seemingly nonexistent. Endoscopy reveals that his esophagus empties into an interdimensional portal with no end in sight, and the same goes for the rectum.[/QUOTE]Wasn't there one already like that just he never had to eat?
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-103[/url]
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;32766139]I had an idea for one; some guy that is able to eat never-ending quantities of food despite the fact that his digestive tract is seemingly nonexistent. Endoscopy reveals that his esophagus empties into an interdimensional portal with no end in sight, and the same goes for the rectum.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for making me imagine a doctor giving him a routine checkup and then the doctor ends up with his entire arm inside the guys ass.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32766242]Thanks for making me imagine a doctor giving him a routine checkup and then the doctor ends up with his entire arm inside the guys ass.[/QUOTE]
"It feels like [REDACTED] in there"
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32766200][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-248[/url][/QUOTE]Thats literally the exact opposite. If you even read it, it said they machine decays faster with the sticker.
[QUOTE=Game Zombie;32766229]Wasn't there one already like that just he never had to eat?
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-103[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, the face in the stomach...
I guess it's similar, but I figured that the guy has to eat, he just doesn't know how he eats so much. The anomalous part would be (aside from his 5D intestine) that he doesn't get fat or anything, and/or he rarely poops.
Hey, what do you call yourself if you sign up to the wiki? A Dr. name? Can you name yourself anything? What's the protocol?
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;32767755]Hey, what do you call yourself if you sign up to the wiki? A Dr. name? Can you name yourself anything? What's the protocol?[/QUOTE]
You have no name until you write at least three articles.
[QUOTE=Game Zombie;32766229]Wasn't there one already like that just he never had to eat?
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-103[/url][/QUOTE]
I find everything about this SCP really creepy, but I really wish it was less censored.
seems like SCP fuel this
[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6036/6232571733_dbe9d09484_b.jpg[/img]
took it in a titan missile silo, no idea what it is
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