I love it when you [DATA EXPUNGED] to my [REDACTED] with your ████.
Montauk me like one of your French ████
i'll [DATA EXPUNGED] you so hard you'll [DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED] start bleeding [DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED], and some roast beef, and some traffic cones, [DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED]ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT[DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED][DATA EXPUNGED]and THEN we will have sex.
The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation page is fucking hilarious.
[quote]Creating a new specimen listing, typing [REDACTED] in Special Containment Procedures, typing [DATA EXPUNGED] in Description and saving it as SCP-███ is not allowed.[/quote]
[quote]Dr. Bright is not allowed to give Dr. Rights a "novelty lamp" shaped like a marital aid.[/quote]
[quote]"Accidently" spilling green gelatin on a dead body in front of the 05 was funny exactly once, and the smell coming from 05-2's khakis spoiled the moment.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;32873353]The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation page is fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Let's not forget such rules as:
[QUOTE]"Challenge Accepted" is not a valid excuse [del]to breach SCP-909 containment.[/del] for anything.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][del]Dr. Bright is not allowed near any carbonated beverages while in possession of Mentos-branded mints. The last time that happened he somehow managed to cause an earthquake in the east cost of the United States.[/del] Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim responsibility for earthquakes and other natural disasters unless he is actually responsible for them.[/QUOTE]
or
[QUOTE]Dr. Bright is not allowed to dare new personnel to play 'peek-a-boo' with SCP-173[/QUOTE]
How exactly do i go about submitting my written article?
[QUOTE=swampie;32874792]How exactly do i go about submitting my written article?[/QUOTE]
Obviously, what you need to do first is [DATA EXPUNGED]. After that, you [DATA EXPUNGED] followed by [REDACTED]. Lastly, you need to [DATA EXPUNGED]. After you do all that, then, and only then, will your article be published.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32876149]Obviously, what you need to do first is [DATA EXPUNGED]. After that, you [DATA EXPUNGED] followed by [REDACTED]. Lastly, you need to [DATA EXPUNGED]. After you do all that, then, and only then, will your article be published.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget the ███ and the disturbing amounts of ████████████.
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
also Montauk
And somebody tell me where this whole Montauk thing came from, I think I know but I'm not sure and it's eating at me slowly.
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;32878058]And somebody tell me where this whole Montauk thing came from, I think I know but I'm not sure and it's eating at me slowly.[/QUOTE]
[quote][B]What is procedure 110-Montauk?[/B] An amateur shadowcast of the Rocky Horror picture Show.
[B]What, really?[/B] Well, no, probably not. But, see, that's the point of expungement and redaction, you can fill in your own answer![/quote]
The closest thing I could think of is the Montauk Monster that washed up on a beach, but I don't know why/how it made the transition from weird flotsam to emergency procedure.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;32878170]Montauk[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that'd be it. Thanks.
For fucks sake I seriously want to know what the montauk procedure is.
If it's been seriously thought of by the author that is.
No matter how fucking depraved it is, my interest reaches too far.
Isn't Montauk from the SCP that is a woman rescued from some satanist cult, but unknowingly carries some great danger? Dunno the number.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;32879229]For fucks sake I seriously want to know what the montauk procedure is.
If it's been seriously thought of by the author that is.
No matter how fucking depraved it is, my interest reaches too far.[/QUOTE]
Apparently, Montauk is [I]worse[/I] than rape.
Didn't we have this discussion a few pages back? Something something ritualistic satanic abortions and whatnot.
[QUOTE=froztshock;32879430]Yes. Basically it's a woman of unknown age (even hinted to be in the single digits, so a girl really) who has been impregnated by some great evil by a satanic sex cult. If she gives birth to this... thing, it's really bad news for the human race as a whole. Montauk-110 is the procedure used to delay the birth indefinitely. It's never explicitly stated what it is, but rest assured they do something absolutely horrifying to her on a regular basis.[/QUOTE]
Well, it [I]is[/I] done by the worst kind of sex offender D-classes. And being a sociopath is recommended for the science crew overlooking containment.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231[/url]
I bet they stick a chainsaw covered in gasoline and anthrax up her vagina while singing The Brady Bunch theme song
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;32882075]I bet they stick a chainsaw covered in gasoline and anthrax up her vagina while singing The Brady Bunch theme song[/QUOTE]
Wow, Peanut. How do you even come up with something like that? It's probably true, though.
[B]THEORY TIME[/B]
The thing must be meant to be born when there is a noticeable lack of evil in the surrounding areas, therefore they do something so horrible that it's content to stay there for a while, assured that the world is in complete chaos and there is no need to be born as it can't make anything worse. Would make sense of the fact that they administer amnesiacs after every "session" so as to make it horribly emotionally damaging every time. It's also probably sentient and telepathic; overseers need to be sociopaths so as to see absolutely nothing wrong with what is happening and therefore not be disgusted and show that the world has not gone completely to shit. Also why the guards are given amnesiacs so it doesn't know that everything is a test.
[sp]And then i saw some text at the bottom of the 05 report.
"Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save her. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it."
Spoiler alert The Foundation is based on finding demon artifacts and eventually releasing them so as to destroy the world.[/sp]
Why not just kill her
[QUOTE=NanoSquid;32883902]Why not just kill her[/QUOTE]
That would defeat the purpose of the Foundation
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;32883340][sp]Spoiler alert The Foundation is based on finding demon artifacts and eventually releasing them so as to destroy the world.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Actually, that makes a lot of sense in the context of SCP-001. Scary.
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;32883340]
[sp]Spoiler alert The Foundation is based on finding demon artifacts and eventually releasing them so as to destroy the world.[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's like an [I][B]even more chaotic evil [/B][/I]version of NERV from [I]Neon Genesis Evangelion[/I], Jesus Christ I did not think it possible in fiction.
[QUOTE=NanoSquid;32883902]Why not just kill her[/QUOTE]
Because killing her will still trigger whatever event occurs when the fetus is born, so it's really not a good idea.
[QUOTE=NanoSquid;32883902]Why not just kill her[/QUOTE]
Because it triggers a █████████████ event.
I had another SCP idea.
Basically, it's a small tribal village. Foundation agents and researchers in it must be black and wear the traditional clothes of the [REDACTED] tribe. If anyone without the garment, or of any other race enters the camp, the agents on site must kill them (with their bows and spears, of course), if they reach the inner part of the camp, SCP-XXX-2 activates.
SCP-XXX-2 is a human male, adorned in the tribal chief's outfit. He normally lays, apparently dead, on an altar in the center of the camp. Every month, or if someone not part of the "tribe" enters, he activates, he re-animates, and will produce a ceremonial blade and proceed to kill anyone not part of the "tribe" until the agents stationed at the camp perform a ritual at the altar, including some kind of sacrifice.
How do you guys like it?
Make them pygmies and you've got a deal.
DAS RACIST
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