The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

[quote]Requests not processed by Dr. ██████ -Leather Jacket (Denied. Subject given Restraint Jacket instead.) -Tacos (Denied. Subject given burrito instead.) -The best of Led Zeppelin (Denied. Subject given a CD of The Monkees.) - '████. It ███████ reeks in here. Open a god ████ window or something' (Denied.) - A spot of sun (Denied. Officer ██████ shined a flashlight in his face for 10 minutes.) -Baconator from Wendy's (Denied. Subject given a boca burger instead.) -Aviator Sunglasses (Denied. Lights turned off in room.) -'Pepsi' brand soft drink (Denied. Given can of 'Coca-Cola' instead. After recovering from concussion, Dr. █████ was reassigned to a non-sentient SCP.) Gentlemen, seriously. As abrasive and rude as SCP-661 is, he is still a sentient SCP and should be afforded some level of respect. I don't care what he does, events like the above will not be tolerated. -Dr. ███████[/quote] :v:

I love the list of SCP-661's requests. It's the reason why that's one of my favorite SCPs.

Ha, so he requests mundane things an ordinary human would and a doctor fucks with him all the time, ending in the final straw as the coca-cola incident, and he wacked his head in with the bottle and ended up with a concussion. Brilliant. Odd because that SCP is just a simple human with almost no deviations.

I kind of feel bad for SCP-682. Also, I wonder if anyone's tried to run Doom on SCP-079.

Try running it on [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-713[/url] instead. "After D-1015 started the first level, 15 [DATA EXPUNGED] spawning rapidly out of suddenly-appearing red portals [REDACTED] began throwing fireballs at supervising personell, followed by [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] Dr. ██████: Anyone found trying to run video games on SCP-713 is going to be terminated. I don't need to wake up to a rollercoaster coming through my window. [Addendum] Doctor Bright is no longer allowed within 10 feet of SCP-173 due to numerous counts of visiting meatspin.com and causing a memetic effect so widespread that Site-19 had to be locked down.

I live right by a Montauk Drive :v:

[QUOTE=sonny99;32894502]I live right by a Montauk Drive :v:[/QUOTE] I live near Montauk Highway bitch [img]http://i.imgur.com/RDZnY.png[/img]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;32894571]I live near Montauk Highway bitch [img]http://i.imgur.com/RDZnY.png[/img][/QUOTE] I live by Montauk drive AND Highway

So y'know how I skinned the Weeping Angels mod for Minecraft into 173. Well, I recently found some weird mountains I named The Mountains of Madness that seem to house quite a number of 173s. I'd only seen a 173 once before finding the mountains, but since setting up my outpost I've seen close to 15. And let me tell you, more than once I've been exploring a cave in a mountain and turn around to see a 173 RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Here's when I first saw a group at the mountains. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VrlPCFZWXM[/media] (And once, I was on top of one of the mountains, and there was a 173 on the ground below me and quite a distance away, and I moved over a couple blocks to get a better look, but one block obscured my view of it for just an instant, like less than a second, but the fucker disappeared. Like just walking past the block and not having eye contact with it for an instant and it moved. Always watching my back around these parts.)

[url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-902]Give me clocks, but I swear to god I fucking hear ticking[/url]

[QUOTE=sonny99;32898648][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-902]Give me clocks, but I swear to god I fucking hear ticking[/url][/QUOTE] Those are the clocks ticking.

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;32898824]Those are the clocks ticking.[/QUOTE] Where are they? I hear them but I don't see them

I don't hear anything. :\

SCP-1000 is definitely the best one I've read. Amazing twist on a well known story.

[QUOTE=Doomish;32899145]I don't hear anything. :\[/QUOTE] THE TIME HAS COME

[QUOTE=sonny99;32898648][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-902]Give me clocks, but I swear to god I fucking hear ticking[/url][/QUOTE] I don't hear shit

Can anybody do some internet magic and see if there's any sound file being played when that page is opened?

I'd love to see more stories involving successful reverse-engineering, like they did with [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-018]SCP-018[/url].

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j[/url] "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW HUGO CHAVEZ?"

I wonder what would happen if SCP-50-AE-J was given the "Patriot Air" that was dispensed from SCP-261?

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;32906204]I wonder what would happen if SCP-50-AE-J was given the "Patriot Air" that was dispensed from SCP-261?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZaPfNZvSZM]America happens.[/url] George Washington comes back to life with an unquenchable thirst for blood. And he's hungry for [b]Freedom.[/b]

[QUOTE][B]Name: Agent Talmor Date: April 18, 2009[/B] [B]Money entered:[/B] 300 yen [B]SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered:[/B] Powered [B]Item description:[/B] A bottle of purple liquid labelled "Tentacle Grape." Packaging was identical to our world's beverage of the same name in formatting, but apart from the product name, the script was unknown. [I]I'm forwarding this one to Dr. Rights. If she wants to experiment with it, that's her decision; I have no wish to risk being molested by a soft drink. - Agent Talmor[/i][/QUOTE] :v:

I applied, If i get in I plan on making pictures for SCP articles without them or just general art. I think a comic based in the foundation universe would be awesome too... So much potential here

[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scantron-s-proposal[/url] Whoa.

I read that yesterday but I had no idea what the fuck was going on

Ooooooooooh, this gets my SCP senses tingling... [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solway_Firth_Spaceman[/url]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;32917839]I read that yesterday but I had no idea what the fuck was going on[/QUOTE] UIU is basically another foundation made before SCP. The school slowly turns into the SCP foundation.

so what does that mean

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;32917935]so what does that mean[/QUOTE] I guess it means that whatever this SCP is, it's actively trying to imitate the Foundation. The messages sort of remind me of the Tower of Babble.

[QUOTE=NanoSquid;32917955]I guess it means that whatever this SCP is, it's actively trying to imitate the Foundation. The messages sort of remind me of the Tower of Babble.[/QUOTE] No the foundation that wrote the article was [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/groups-of-interest#toc5]UIU (See the last group of interest on that page)[/url] and the foundation itself is from SCP-001.