[quote=SCP Foundation]Addendum SCP-999-A: The following is a report from an experiment in which SCP-682 is exposed to SCP-999 in the hopes that it will curb the creature’s omnicidal rage.
SCP-999 is released into SCP-682’s containment area. SCP-999 immediately slithers towards SCP-682.
999: (elated gurgles)
682: (unintelligible groans, growling) What is that?
SCP-999 moves in front of SCP-682, jumping up and down in a dog-like manner while calling out in a high-pitched squealing noise.
682: (groans) Disgusting…
SCP-682 immediately steps on SCP-999, completely flattening SCP-999. Observers were about to abort the experiment when SCP-682 started talking again.
682: (grunts) Hmmm? (unintelligible) what is this… (low noise, similar to light chuckle) I feel all… tingly inside…
SCP-999 can be seen crawling up from between SCP-682’s toes, up along its side and around its neck, where it clings on and begins gently nuzzling with its pseudopod. A wide grin slowly spreads across SCP-682’s face.
682: (deep chuckling) I feel… so… happy. Happy… (laughs) happy… happy…
SCP-682 repeats the word “happy” for several minutes, laughing occasionally before escalating into nonstop laughter. As laughter continues, SCP-682 rolls around on its back, slamming its tail upon the floor with dangerous force.
682: (bellowing laughter) Stop! No tickling! (continues laughing)
SCP-682 and SCP-999 continue the “tickle fight” until SCP-682 finally wears down and appears to fall asleep with what would appear to be a smile on its face. After fifteen minutes with no activity, two D-Class personnel enter the room to retrieve SCP-999. When SCP-999 is removed, SCP-682 immediately wakes up and unleashes an unidentifiable wave of energy from its body, all the while laughing maniacally.
All persons within the wave’s range collapse into crippling fits of laughter, allowing SCP-682 to escape and slaughter all in its path. Meanwhile, SCP-999 quickly rescues as many persons as it can, taking them to a safe place to recover from SCP-682’s "laughter wave" while agents suppress and recontain SCP-682.
Despite the tragedy that SCP-682 had brought upon the facility, SCP-999 has not shown any fear towards the creature and in fact has made gestures suggesting it wants to “play” with SCP-682 again. SCP-682, however, has stated, “That feculent little snot wad can [DATA EXPUNGED] and die."
Memo from Dr. ████: “While the test was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, that had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I never thought I’d see the day when I would regard SCP-682 as “cute”. Please send me a copy of the security tapes ASAP.”[/quote]
I have to agree Dr. ████, I'd like a copy of that tape too.
PS. Does anyone know the number for the SCP involving an empty wooden coffin kept in a tunnel below the facility, I think there was a faux-live stream on the article page.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33090087]PS. Does anyone know the number for the SCP involving an empty wooden coffin kept in a tunnel below the facility, I think there was a faux-live stream on the article page.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895[/url]
[quote]SCP-999 can be seen crawling up from between SCP-682’s toes, up along its side and around its neck, where it clings on and begins gently nuzzling with its pseudopod. A wide grin slowly spreads across SCP-682’s face.[/quote]
Oh god it's like some perverted fanfiction
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33093196]Oh god it's like some perverted fanfiction[/QUOTE]
and then SCP-173 started gently rubbing 682's [REDACTED]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-777-j[/url]
What the fuck is this shit, I really hope this is a joke SCP.
[QUOTE=Djentleman;33099255][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-777-j[/url]
What the fuck is this shit, I really hope this is a joke SCP.[/QUOTE]
-J
..Oh. THAT'S What the -J means...
brb building SCP containment chamber out of incoming boxes.
[QUOTE=Djentleman;33099305]..Oh. THAT'S What the -J means...
brb building SCP containment chamber out of incoming boxes.[/QUOTE]
You've earned them in this case but I'm gonna be nice.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33092074][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895[/url][/QUOTE]
Holy fuck this one is horrifying
Someone clarify this for me.
I've heard 173 was a creepypasta floating around since 2006, and the SCP wiki was based off of that.
But I've also heard 173 was created on the wiki in 2008.
[QUOTE=Djentleman;33099255][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-777-j[/url]
What the fuck is this shit, I really hope this is a joke SCP.[/QUOTE]
[quote] Dr. Bright: Ooh! Ooh! What do I get to be?
Darkblade: You, my friend, are Bobo; my stalwart companion/comic relief sidekick. You get to fetch coffee, keep my weapons polished, and generally make the rest of us look awesome by comparison.
Dr. Bright: That doesn't sound very glamorous…
Darkblade: You also get to wear this cool viking helmet.
Bobo: Do you want decaf or regular?
[/quote]
[quote]Test O-M-343: SCP-343 breached containment only to reappear next to Blade, and attempted to initiate a high five. Blade left him hanging, and commented "I don't believe in you.". SCP-343 immediately vanished, and is now listed as decommissioned.[/quote]
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];33103885']Someone clarify this for me.
I've heard 173 was a creepypasta floating around since 2006, and the SCP wiki was based off of that.
But I've also heard 173 was created on the wiki in 2008.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much. The stories existed before the wiki, and the wiki was made as a database for them, I think. In any case I know that solid proof for 173 is narrowly pre-dated by the debut of Weeping Angels on Dr. Who.
Idea
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/33668121/Doctor%20%5BREDACTED%5D.png[/img]
Huzzah, for yonder image was swiftly constructed.
SCP-XXX - J
"Don't Give A Fuck"
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33107115]SCP-XXX - J
"Don't Give A Fuck"[/QUOTE]
More like "The Fuck That Was Never Given"
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;33099512]Holy fuck this one is horrifying[/QUOTE]
The one with the barnacle that ate those two guys, who then had to go through its digestive tract, takes the cake as my personal most horrifying scp. That story made me feel physically ill. Goddamn vore phobia.
[QUOTE=froztshock;33109991]The one with the barnacle that ate those two guys, who then had to go through its digestive tract, takes the cake as my personal most horrifying scp. That story made me feel physically ill. Goddamn vore phobia.[/QUOTE]
What.
Do I even want to know what number that was?
What about the SCP that never lets you sleep until you are tired and weak enough to be eaten? Imagine being incredibly tired, but unable to sleep. For days. And then being mutilated to death by invisible monsters!
[QUOTE=Ghhostface;33113191]What about the SCP that never lets you sleep until you are tired and weak enough to be eaten? Imagine being incredibly tired, but unable to sleep. For days. And then being mutilated to death by invisible monsters![/QUOTE]
Chances are you would die before you get too weakened, sleep deprivation is a serious thing.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;33112316]What.
Do I even want to know what number that was?[/QUOTE]
Regardless, I found it:
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835[/url]
More of a coral polyp than a barnacle really, my memory failed me. Reminded me of the "Kraken" from that one Artemis Fowl book, except several times more... disgusting.
[url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1007]oh god here we go again[/url]
I expect that'll be removed after a few days, just like your first one.
shit
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33116000][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1007]oh god here we go again[/url][/QUOTE]
Did it already get taken down?
The new Shadow of Israfael by the Yogscast references to a "X-E 677 End-of-the-World Scenario"
[QUOTE=ZenX2;33126834]Did it already get taken down?[/QUOTE]
Self-delete at -7.
Best page on the entire wiki
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/kill-682[/url]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-970[/url] is pretty interesting, but could have more testing logs.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33116000][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1007]oh god here we go again[/url][/QUOTE]
It's been replaced with a Mister Series SCP now.
Keep trying, you'll break through soon.
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