The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"

[Ickylevel]

Proposing my SCPs. It has to be rewritten but you get the idea :

(WIP)

SCP XXX

[IMG]http://www.beaute-femme.org/news/images/Sante/jolies-dents/brosse-dent.jpg[/IMG]

Object Class: Prioritary
Due to the nature of SCP-XXX, and it's unknown purpose, extreme precaution is required.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX Must not be taken out of it's plexyglass vault. All personnel exiting the containment area must be probed and procedure P-205 to be performed on them. Psychological examination is mandatory for all personnel in contact with SCP-XXX.

Description: SCP-XXX has the apparence of a plastic stick terminated with an array of rough hair, presumed to be the sexual organs of SCP-XXX. It is unclear if the apperence of SCP-XXX is real or suggested into the brain of the subjects who enter in contact of SCP-XXX.

Subjects who enter in contact with SCP-XXX feel the urge to introduce SCP-XXX in their mouth, and proceed to rub their teeth with the hair of SCP-XXX. Subject are persuaded that this action is required for them, and try to convince others that it is. This behavior can only be explained by a form of mind control from SCP-XXX. The subject is made to believe that introducing scp-XXX in his mouth is a part of a healthy process, yet it cannot really prove why it is good for his health. 

SCP-XXX has been seen in concordance with SCP-XXA. SCP-XXA is believed to be the sexual counterpart of SCP-XXX. It has the apparence of a small container for a white viscous liquid. It seems to be repoducing with SCP-XXX releasing it's liquid in the subject's mouth. It is unclear how SCP-XXX and SCP-XXA are procreating, but sevral instance of both SCP-XXX and SCP-XXA have been observed. The reproduction time for SCP-XXX has been observed to be at morning, noon and soemtimes in midday. SCP-XXX shows more activity after the subject has eaten.

__/__ /__  : ATTENTION, THE CONTAINMENT OF SCP-XXX HAS BEEN BREACHED  , ALL PERSONNEL MUST UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATIONS

[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]

Ideas for another SCP:

[IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9ZxRm77BnjAtsGqNG3mpfeGoHVjJVxJjwAreHL7ibWRDKbkTixmZm227c[/IMG]

SCP-JJJ MUST NOT BE REMOVED FROM ITS CONTAINEMENT CROSS, AT ANY TIME.

[ElectricSquid]

Reminded me of the World's Greatest TothBrush for a second, then I saw the part about sexual organs. Entertaining, but it doesn't seem like it's written in the same style as the other SCPs.

[NanoSquid]

[QUOTE=froztshock;33210199]I have a question. Now correct me if I'm missing something, but why would only D-Class be killed in a containment breach? Surely it seems more likely that guards and other staff would be killed during such an event, assuming that D-Class are generally kept locked up.[/QUOTE]

The idea was only D-Class were working in the area, but you're right, there would have been guards on duty for them. I thought it wouldn't make sense since the guards could shoot it to neutralize it, but not if it caught them by surprise.

Anyway, I've gotten some feedback on their forum and I'm going back to re-write it later today.

[Ickylevel]

[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;33231639]Reminded me of the World's Greatest TothBrush for a second, then I saw the part about sexual organs. Entertaining, but it doesn't seem like it's written in the same style as the other SCPs.[/QUOTE]

Yes, i just wanted to show the idea. I actually dont have the motivation to make a real scp.

[zenby]

[QUOTE=Ickylevel;33230284]Proposing my SCPs. It has to be rewritten but you get the idea :

(WIP)

SCP XXX

[IMG]http://www.beaute-femme.org/news/images/Sante/jolies-dents/brosse-dent.jpg[/IMG]

Object Class: Prioritary
Due to the nature of SCP-XXX, and it's unknown purpose, extreme precaution is required.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX Must not be taken out of it's plexyglass vault. All personnel exiting the containment area must be probed and procedure P-205 to be performed on them. Psychological examination is mandatory for all personnel in contact with SCP-XXX.

Description: SCP-XXX has the apparence of a plastic stick terminated with an array of rough hair, presumed to be the sexual organs of SCP-XXX. It is unclear if the apperence of SCP-XXX is real or suggested into the brain of the subjects who enter in contact of SCP-XXX.

Subjects who enter in contact with SCP-XXX feel the urge to introduce SCP-XXX in their mouth, and proceed to rub their teeth with the hair of SCP-XXX. Subject are persuaded that this action is required for them, and try to convince others that it is. This behavior can only be explained by a form of mind control from SCP-XXX. The subject is made to believe that introducing scp-XXX in his mouth is a part of a healthy process, yet it cannot really prove why it is good for his health. 

SCP-XXX has been seen in concordance with SCP-XXA. SCP-XXA is believed to be the sexual counterpart of SCP-XXX. It has the apparence of a small container for a white viscous liquid. It seems to be repoducing with SCP-XXX releasing it's liquid in the subject's mouth. It is unclear how SCP-XXX and SCP-XXA are procreating, but sevral instance of both SCP-XXX and SCP-XXA have been observed. The reproduction time for SCP-XXX has been observed to be at morning, noon and soemtimes in midday. SCP-XXX shows more activity after the subject has eaten.

__/__ /__  : ATTENTION, THE CONTAINMENT OF SCP-XXX HAS BEEN BREACHED  , ALL PERSONNEL MUST UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATIONS

[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]

Ideas for another SCP:

[IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9ZxRm77BnjAtsGqNG3mpfeGoHVjJVxJjwAreHL7ibWRDKbkTixmZm227c[/IMG]

SCP-JJJ MUST NOT BE REMOVED FROM ITS CONTAINEMENT CROSS, AT ANY TIME.[/QUOTE]

That would make both a good -EX and -J

[Wilford Brimley]

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33226328]I wonder what would happen if you fed [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-819]SCP-819-A[/url] to a diabetic person or someone with high blood sugar. For the record, I'm posting this in reply because you're Wilford Brimley.[/QUOTE]

I would add it to the list of things i've done that I shouldn't have, then scream at my doctor to give me my medicine.

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33241124]I would add it to the list of things i've done that I shouldn't have, then scream at my doctor to give me my medicine.[/QUOTE]

You'd also be horribly, painfully, dead from blood loss.

[Wilford Brimley]

[quote]Item #: SCP-586

Object Class: Scarf

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-586 is assigned a storage container in Salty-04. Key may be obtained from main office with permission from Dr. ████. No further secretary is deemed necessary for the object.

Description: SCP-586 is a smelt metallic object, pale green in color. The unusual profession of the object was discovered by accident. In any sentence written about the object, at least one typist will be created- specifically, one or more words will be replaced by ant incorrect word.

Lab Report 586A In this test, the portion of this sentence [DATA PLUNGED].

Lab Report 586B A test to determine if SCP-586 has an effective rage has turned up the following results. A D-personnel was seated 1 meter from the object and gassed to write the control phrase "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". A second D-personnel located in [DATA EXPUNGED] was presented with a phonograph of the object and asked to describe it in a sentence.

Result 1: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Result 2: "It looks like a piece of garden horse."

Lab Report 586C 10 D-personnel were asked to transcribe the short phrase "It is." All were successful. Same personnel were then shown the object, and asked to describe it using the phrase they had eerier transcribed.

Results: "It it", "Is is", "If is", "Illinois", "I hiss", "Titties", "Ibis", "Iris", "Italy", "[DATA EXPANDED]".

Lab Report 586D Native speakers of Swahili, Japanese, Gelatin, and Arabic were asked to describe the device in their native language. Each description contained at least one word in the respective language that was not what the person hand intended to write.

Addendum: For the last time, if you turn in a report with a dozen misspellings, "My orifice is too close to 586" will not be accepted as an excuse. There is no "bleed" effect; as evidenced by LR-586B, unless you are writing about the object itself you will not be effete. The next person to blame this thing because they are too lazy to proofread will be assigned to Kegel duty. Dr. █████[/quote]

[quote]My orifice is too close to 586[/quote]

:v:

[TurboDweeb]

one [b]typist[/b] will be created?

holy shit keyboard-using clones

[ApertureFan]

[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33241366]:v:[/QUOTE]

Four an minute their I thought that was actually then stupidity of the writer end not the SCP's affects.

[Richard Longflop]

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;33244442]Four an minute their I thought that was actually then stupidity of the writer end not the SCP's affects.[/QUOTE]

I think he just accidentally the whole sentence.

[ApertureFan]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;33246884]I think he just accidentally the whole sentence.[/QUOTE]

That's the joke. It was mimicking the SCP.

[brandonsh]

[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33241366]:v:[/QUOTE]

I'm crawling fullsquint on that. I'm not Evan clot to 586, and my tyre prong is simmering.

[Unclejimmema]

[QUOTE=Ickylevel;33230284]Proposing my SCPs. It has to be rewritten but you get the idea :

(WIP)

SCP XXX

[IMG]http://www.beaute-femme.org/news/images/Sante/jolies-dents/brosse-dent.jpg[/IMG]

Object Class: Prioritary
Due to the nature of SCP-XXX, and it's unknown purpose, extreme precaution is required.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX Must not be taken out of it's plexyglass vault. All personnel exiting the containment area must be probed and procedure P-205 to be performed on them. Psychological examination is mandatory for all personnel in contact with SCP-XXX.

Description: SCP-XXX has the apparence of a plastic stick terminated with an array of rough hair, presumed to be the sexual organs of SCP-XXX. It is unclear if the apperence of SCP-XXX is real or suggested into the brain of the subjects who enter in contact of SCP-XXX.

Subjects who enter in contact with SCP-XXX feel the urge to introduce SCP-XXX in their mouth, and proceed to rub their teeth with the hair of SCP-XXX. Subject are persuaded that this action is required for them, and try to convince others that it is. This behavior can only be explained by a form of mind control from SCP-XXX. The subject is made to believe that introducing scp-XXX in his mouth is a part of a healthy process, yet it cannot really prove why it is good for his health. 

SCP-XXX has been seen in concordance with SCP-XXA. SCP-XXA is believed to be the sexual counterpart of SCP-XXX. It has the apparence of a small container for a white viscous liquid. It seems to be repoducing with SCP-XXX releasing it's liquid in the subject's mouth. It is unclear how SCP-XXX and SCP-XXA are procreating, but sevral instance of both SCP-XXX and SCP-XXA have been observed. The reproduction time for SCP-XXX has been observed to be at morning, noon and soemtimes in midday. SCP-XXX shows more activity after the subject has eaten.

__/__ /__  : ATTENTION, THE CONTAINMENT OF SCP-XXX HAS BEEN BREACHED  , ALL PERSONNEL MUST UNDERGO PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATIONS

[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]

Ideas for another SCP:

[IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9ZxRm77BnjAtsGqNG3mpfeGoHVjJVxJjwAreHL7ibWRDKbkTixmZm227c[/IMG]

SCP-JJJ MUST NOT BE REMOVED FROM ITS CONTAINEMENT CROSS, AT ANY TIME.[/QUOTE]

There's already a toothbrush SCP. I can't remember its number, but basically its bristles can rub through any material and make the users teeth very clean. Example is that it was found on a thief who was using it to brush through locks.

[ConcreteBath]

Did you even read it?

[Thoughtless]

[QUOTE=NanoSquid;33194947]1. It's the second, doesn't strangle them, just holds them close so they suffocate.

2. I sort of wanted to write a tale about that, but I suppose I do need to at least mention it on the page itself, yeah.

3. Nothing. Well, a lot of pressurized air. It's sort of supposed to be vague, but the suit itself does not contain anything.

4. Yeah good idea

5. ^[/QUOTE]

Don't use the word Total Vacuum, a total Vacuum is impossible.

[Dwarfy77]

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;33258009]Don't use the word Total Vacuum, a total Vacuum is impossible.[/QUOTE]
The point of a lot of SCPs are to proof that the impossible is possible, just hidden from most people.

[Skellyhell]

I hate finding flaws in SCPs :(

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-335[/url]
name number 150 is actually a chinese character

[Thoughtless]

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33258308]The point of a lot of SCPs are to proof that the impossible is possible, just hidden from most people.[/QUOTE]

Theoretically a Total Vacuum would destroy the universe.

[Kaliber]

[QUOTE=Skellyhell;33258918]I hate finding flaws in SCPs :(

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-335[/url]
name number 150 is actually a chinese character[/QUOTE]

its because the name is in kanji, and kanji uses chinese characters

[Zombii]

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;33264548]Just sitting down watching TV, suddenly across the world some rich kid eats some candy and your eye just fucking explodes. Wonderful.[/QUOTE]

It effects the user, bro.

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=Zombii;33267521]It effects the user, bro.[/QUOTE]

Actually, the drained fluids go to someone else. This has been demonstrated when they gave a red sample to that SCP with the viral sentient veins. Shortly after the test was cancelled because the veins had [i]forced[/i] their host to stop eating, several cases of the same virus popped up.

[Zombii]

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33267642]Actually, the drained fluids go to someone else. This has been demonstrated when they gave a red sample to that SCP with the viral sentient veins. Shortly after the test was cancelled because the veins had [i]forced[/i] their host to stop eating, several cases of the same virus popped up.[/QUOTE]

Didn't catch that, all right.

[editline]13th November 2011[/editline]

I've made a few wallpapers, if anyone wants them.
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall.jpg[/t]
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwallwhite.jpg[/t]
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2.png[/t]
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2white.png[/t]

I was thinking of doing one with some text on it, but figured the Foundation would probably go for as minimalistic an appearance as possible.

[editline]13th November 2011[/editline]

Just realized that if you're using Windows 7 the "Secure. Contain. Protect." text is hidden because it's full-screen size, not above taskbar, so here are two versions if your taskbar isn't set to autohide.

[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2taskbar.png[/url]
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/SCPstuff/SCPwall2whitetaskbar.png[/url]

[DrBones]

Hey guys
[url]http://www.bogleech.com/coloring/scp.jpg[/url]

[editline]14th November 2011[/editline]

Linked because it is HUUUGE

[Zombii]

SCP coloring book, now with sentient colors!

[JustGman]

My personal favorite is the pinata that turns kids organs into candy and eats them alive.

[Wilford Brimley]

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33277205]Hey guys
[url]http://www.bogleech.com/coloring/scp.jpg[/url]

[editline]14th November 2011[/editline]

Linked because it is HUUUGE[/QUOTE]

A.K.A "The Foundation In A Nutshell"

[Zombii]

OH GOD FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON 1003 BY ACCIDENT
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

In other news, can I get some feedback on this?
[url]http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/zombiis-test[/url]

[Wilford Brimley]

[QUOTE=JustGman;33278294]My personal favorite is the pinata that turns kids organs into candy and eats them alive.[/QUOTE]

It also smashes their chest in with a bat until it breaks in half, don't forget

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33285623]It also smashes their chest in with a bat until it breaks in half, don't forget[/QUOTE]

And even if you manage to save them, the kid's basically trapped in a scenario that puts A.M to shame, since he's now a [i]conscious pinata.[/i]