Heh, those comedy relief SCPs.
Namely the two eye beings and the butler.
[QUOTE=mankind_me;33881156]Hell I didn't even stop until I reached my bed, I don't even think I shut down the computer :v:
I'm easily scared[/QUOTE]
When I first discovered the SCP Foundation I don't think I slept for like 3 days, I'd close my eyes and see SCP-173.
Personally, I'm terrified of that bell that makes you see this weird being in your peripheral vision, and runs up to people in their sleep and screams at them.
[QUOTE=aurum481;33882014]Heh, those comedy relief SCPs.
Namely the two eye beings and the butler.[/QUOTE]
Those "eyepods" are just adorable.
[QUOTE=C:\;33853368]Oh WHY IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK.
Well fuck sleeping tonight.[/QUOTE]
How do you guys find that one scary,it's not scary at all
Maybe I've just been desensitized by all the other shit I've seen
[QUOTE=WarRocker32;33868632]-Good thing I haven't felt true fear since I was ten, ha!-[/QUOTE]
That dude looks like HP Lovecraft on a really sad day.
Either way he is fucking [I]rocking[/I] that hat.
Title post.
Also there's been a strange shortage of new articles recently, although I'm kind of glad considering the influx of bad articles we've had lately.
[URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-extranormal-events"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-extranormal-events[/URL]
[B]OH GOD[/B]
[QUOTE]Event Description: 17-year-old █████ ████████ dies while recording video blog after large, wide-mouthed creature appears from closet and devours her arms. Creature promptly disappears at estimated time of death. Video recovered by local law enforcement, embedded agent intercepts.
Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████
Location: ███████, Michigan.
Follow-up Actions Taken: Footage intercepted; all knowledgeable parties given Class-B amnesiacs. Cover story involving local psychotic planted. No physical evidence relating to entity found in house. No similar entities have been encountered since. Area to be kept under surveillance until ██/██/2013.[/QUOTE]
Also, this page has some funny stuff [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items[/URL]
It's a list of anomalous items that are simply too useless to merit further attention, Such as:
[QUOTE]Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████
Current Status: Shot with pistol. Corpse shown to have no unusual properties.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Item Description: A mini-fridge that rots its contents every Wednesday night.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████, █████
Current Status: Crushed.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-1979
Location of Recovery: █████, Liechtenstein
Current Status: Accidentally snapped during testing (1993); portions of pencil did not retain anomalous properties, and were subsequently incinerated.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Oink92;33917220][URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-extranormal-events"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-extranormal-events[/URL]
[B]OH GOD[/B]
Also, this page has some funny stuff [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items[/URL]
It's a list of anomalous items that are simply too useless to merit further attention, Such as:[/QUOTE]
[quote]Event Description: Static on channel 682 broadcast by the ████ Satellite company spontaneously took the form of 27 concentric black and white circles for 18 seconds.
Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████
Location: All TV sets served by ████ in the USA.
Follow-up Actions Taken: The only footage of the event recorded was taken by The Foundation as part of The Foundation's investigations into SCP-███. Because Channel 682 did not have content at the time of the event, it is estimated that fewer than ███ people witnessed the event. As such, knowledge of the event has been allowed to persist as an urban myth. SCP-███'s monitoring will also detect any recurrences, although none have appeared.[/quote]
[quote]Channel 682[/quote]
:v:
[quote][b]Event Description:[/b] A mission not typically present was located in the MMORPG █████ ██ ████████. The mission was only accessible via a bugged area of terrain but had existed for an unknown period of time. The mission was an exact replica of Site-██ with several hostile SCPs (not necessarily those housed there) as opponents. No code for the mission was found on the game's server by Foundation Investigation teams.
[b]Date of Occurrence:[/b] Unknown. Detected ██/██/████
[b]Location:[b/] Geographical location unclear.
[b]Follow-up Actions Taken:[/b] A viral attack on the server was made, resulting in a total shut down. After the server was re-initialised the mission was absent. All individuals known to have found the mission have been given Class A Amnesiacs. There has been no recurrence to date.[/quote]
I wonder what game █████ ██ ████████ is.
:v:
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;33929152]I wonder what game █████ ██ ████████ is.
:v:[/QUOTE]
Aeion, of course.
flyff
team fortress 2
[quote][b]Event Description:[/b] Unidentified and unaccompanied child (estimated age: 7 years old) in hospital waiting room produces more than 400 kilograms of vomit in 5 minutes, before dying; other patients describe hearing sounds of "glass breaking" during the emesis.
[b]Date of Occurrence:[/b] ██/██/████
[b]Location:[/b] ███████ Public Hospital, ████████████, Madagascar
[b]Follow-up Actions Taken:[/b] Majority of vomit had been incinerated before Foundation agents arrived on-site; inspection of hospital incinerator revealed no anomalies. All remaining samples of vomit were confiscated; analysis revealed no anomalies, except that child had been suffering from salmonella poisoning. Witnesses were given amnesiacs. Child was never identified; body was removed from hospital morgue and is currently maintained in a Site-19 minimum security storage freezer.[/quote]
Not even Madagascar is safe.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/techissues[/url]
[quote]
Note 8-24-09
Pat, my PDA keeps asking me what I would be willing to take in exchange for it to inhabit my body, can you give me a hand dealing with it before it corrupts my thinking with it's evil machine logic?
~Malign
Step 1: Lift PDA.
Step 2: Propel PDA at floor at maximum achievable velocity.
Step 3: Sweep up the pieces.
Protip: I don't give a FUCK about your goddamn PDA.
-Pat
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Zombii;33937406][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/techissues[/url][/QUOTE]
Dear god
[quote]Note: 01-08-09 Hey Pat, someone put some kind of net nanny thingy on the local system, and I can't get at my porn sites. Can you fix that up? -Dr. Bright
Note: I can only unlock the beastiality, scat, and 'man vs. wild' ones, Doc. The rest are lost causes. -Pat
Note: 01-08-09 But, I can't live without my underage pregnant red-haired Asian cheerleader in diapers and fur suits! Seriously, what good is a systems guy if he can't get even the simple porn working? Mhmm, I think I may have some work for you in 682s pen. -Dr. Bright
Note: Okay, the necro and furry stuff is open. More later. Work must be done! -Pat
[/quote]
From that same list:
[quote]Note: 12-27-11
You've answered similar questions before, but how do you get 682's semen off a keyboard? It doesn't really even belong in our world, much less on my favorite snow globe! Thanks. -Research Assistant Reject
[/quote]
Oh god.
[quote]Note: 01-10-09 Hey Pat, I do not hold my own laptop upside-down, and I am logging in from a secure location in Indonesia. How IS Dr. Bright able to do… whatever it is he did without hacking? - CarrionTrooper
Note: A 571 is an error that shows when a message was unable to be sent at least four times. The only way Bright could've done anything is if he had canceled it from your terminal, or brought down an orbiting satelli-
Oh god. Bright!
[/quote]
Has anyone posted Fred yet? I can't remember the number, but it's an entity that basically self-inserts its self into literature, as a character in some variation of Fred. It's fairly awesome.
[QUOTE=Reds;33942431]Has anyone posted Fred yet? I can't remember the number, but it's an entity that basically self-inserts its self into literature, as a character in some variation of Fred. It's fairly awesome.[/QUOTE]
I wonder what happens when Fred inserts himself into the Inception script.
[QUOTE=JustGman;33934295]Not even Madagascar is safe.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://ahkong.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pandemic-2-013.jpg[/img]
[B]FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR[/B]
[QUOTE=Reds;33942431]Has anyone posted Fred yet? I can't remember the number, but it's an entity that basically self-inserts its self into literature, as a character in some variation of Fred. It's fairly awesome.[/QUOTE]
Here you go: [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423"]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423[/URL]
[quote]Note: 03-08-09
Pat,
I accidentally the whole Server 35
Love,
-Pat Gibbons
Note:
Not THE WHOLE SERVER! -Pat
[/quote]
mai waifu~ so kawaiiii~~~~
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/363/0/5/baba_yaga_kawaii_by_bigorca107-d4kkgyn.gif[/img]
[editline]29th December 2011[/editline]
my fucking automerge
[editline]29th December 2011[/editline]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-946[/url]
Two men argue at a table. Whatever agreement they reach becomes reality.
This is some XK shit right here.
946 is easily one of my favorites. It's one of those ones that's not exactly "Jesus Christ how horrifying" but is one of the ones that makes you really think.
[QUOTE=Zombii;33947184]946 is easily one of my favorites. It's one of those ones that's not exactly "Jesus Christ how horrifying" but is one of the ones that makes you really think.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. You can only take so many immortal super-lizards and perambulating statues. Also, I feel like writing something, preferably a narrative pasta or an interview with any given SCP. Does anyone have any articles-in-progress they'd like me to write an addendum/interview/expedition for? I'm not expecting you to include it in the final draft, of course. Just want something to write.
[QUOTE=Neat!;33947226]Yeah. You can only take so many immortal super-lizards and perambulating statues. Also, I feel like writing something, preferably a narrative pasta or an interview with any given SCP. Does anyone have any articles-in-progress they'd like me to write an addendum/interview/expedition for? I'm not expecting you to include it in the final draft, of course. Just want something to write.[/QUOTE]
PM'd you, don't want my idea out just yet.
I am still yet to have a decent idea :smith:
[QUOTE=Neat!;33946854]mai waifu~ so kawaiiii~~~~
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/363/0/5/baba_yaga_kawaii_by_bigorca107-d4kkgyn.gif[/img]
[editline]29th December 2011[/editline]
my fucking automerge
[editline]29th December 2011[/editline]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-946[/url]
Two men argue at a table. Whatever agreement they reach becomes reality.
This is some XK shit right here.[/QUOTE]
It's equally possible for them to cause ZK stuff.
[QUOTE=Neat!;33946854][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-946[/url]
Two men argue at a table. Whatever agreement they reach becomes reality.
This is some XK shit right here.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of Mass Debate.
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