The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!" - General

SCP-504, oh god my lungs. I can't stop laughing. "Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato Subject: D-504-3 Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!" Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed."

[QUOTE=The Aussie;32451009]I was thinking of an SPC Idea. Item #: SCP-XXX Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: Must be contained within a soundproof room, All personal must wear Earmuff's at all time while within hearing distance. SCP-XXXX must be situated on a guitar stand. Description: SCP-XXX is a guitar that weighs approximately 5 kg. Brand of guitar is unknown. Label indicates it was made in [Data Expunged]. Guitar is strung with strings made of Catgut. The guitar is made of a currently unknown wood, the animal the Catgut was made of was on no records. CP- XXX consistently plays a melody that is used in a traditional Ukrainian lullaby. When humans are exposed to the melody, they have two varying reactions, depending on gender. Females report being overcome with a powerful, unavoidable urge to sleep. To get this effect, a minimum of 30 (thirty) seconds of continuous melody is needed to be listened by the subject. Once the subject falls asleep, they curl into the fetal position, and can not be woken for a period of 7 (seven) days. exposure to the music while the subject is still sleeping, brings back the number of days back to 7 (seven) before they can be woken up again, this effectively "resets" the counter. Subjects report the sleep as "Very Refreshing" and it would be "Great for insomniacs". Males experience different effects. When lulled to sleep, they are shown as visibly distressed, thrashing, screaming and crying have all been noted. Males are asleep for a minimum of 12 (Twelve) hours, although the number seems to be increasing after each test. After test number 47, a minimum of 13 hours has been reached. Exposing them to the lullaby again does not reset the clock, as in the case of females. Males waking up from the experience have described the experience as "Extremely terrifying". They reported very clear dreams of people being [Data expunged], as well as being [Data Expunged] themselves. They also describe feeling pain relative to what they were experiencing in the dream. An experiment has found that males reported seeing others males that had been lulled to sleep in the dream. What was happening to these males in the dreams was exactly the same as what the male had described, leading to the conclusion that the horrific experiences that the male subjects have endured has been "Added on" to the dreams, creating an ever building symphony of misery. Interestingly enough males of a Polish or Russian decent have a different experience to males of a non Russian or Polish decent. In experiment subjects 24-B and 45-B, the males were lulled to sleep as normal. Instead of Thrashing and wailing, they sleep soundly, until [Data Expunged]. In both cases, the guitar had to be removed to another room, as the room it was situated in was covered in [Data Expunged]. Cleanup crews were unable to get the mess off the walls. Females of a Polish or Russian decent are unaffected.[/QUOTE] It sounds good, but for some reason, it seems only some people can write articles?

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;32453751]SCP-504, oh god my lungs. I can't stop laughing. "Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato Subject: D-504-3 Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!" Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed."[/QUOTE] I still don't get this one. Don't let the bed bugs bite, good luck on healthy skin?

Yeah, it was really terrible, that's why the tomato flew at [REDACTED] per hour. [editline]24th September 2011[/editline] SCP tycoon would be fun as fuck. Could anyone here build the game in java or something, if it was real it'd have a vibrant mod community. [editline]24th September 2011[/editline] Actually, Facepunch does have a lot of modders on it. Maybe we can make a game with zoo-tycoon 2 type graphics and gameplay. And instead of money, you gain research points from conducting, well, research. You can use research points to bring in SCP's. Each one would be made to closely emulate it's real wiki entry counterpart. Now that i think about it, would it be that hard to make, is it even possible, would it be a standalone or a Mod on the source engine or a game?

Instead of or in addition to the started research you do in Tycoon games, each SCP should also contribute to your technology. Ones like that friendly blob or the Legos would improve moral, or ones that construct or produce objects would improve your manufacturing abilities.

There could also be X-files like TV series that focus on discovery, capture and containment of the SCPs, complete with tests being conducted in certain episodes.

[QUOTE=croguy;32454762]There could also be X-files like TV series that focus on discovery, capture and containment of the SCPs, complete with tests being conducted in certain episodes.[/QUOTE] There is one. It's called Pokemon.

[QUOTE=croguy;32454762]There could also be X-files like TV series that focus on discovery, capture and containment of the SCPs, complete with tests being conducted in certain episodes.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.dvdactive.com/images/news/screenshot/2010/5/warehouse13s12d.jpg[/img]

Althrough Warehouse 13 is good, SCP has way more material to use as plot devices. But that tycoon game would be a nice option, too. :v:

Are there any other scp's with long logs similar to the flesh that hates? I love reading those. I remember reading one where there was this portal into an alternate dimension controlled by the church and there were these giant things that ate people and they sent prisoners in on rope puppies to investigate. That one was really neat.

Some of these SCPs are stupid but in a good way. I swear I read one somewhere about a murderous kettle.

[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;32450967][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-700[/url] That one kind of creeps me out.[/QUOTE] "Addendum 700-2: Recently, █ researchers and ██ D-Class personnel that observed pictures of SCP-700-2 claimed to have momentarily seen the graffiti in some of them moving. Further tests have confirmed that SCP-700-2 depicted in photographs will appear to move only to subjects with a previous history of [DATA EXPUNGED]. What causes this phenomenon is currently unknown." This combined with the gif creeped me the right hell out

Just read all of the test logs for 261 they were pretty funny and entertaining

Dr Bright is a genius of science and should be respected as such.

I am a toaster.

I love the physics-alteration chamber, it needs more experimentation logs. If would be interesting to find out would happen if you cloned it with the cloning tree (somehow getting around the weight limit) and cramming it in 914 on "Very Fine"

[QUOTE=Playguy;32458048]Some of these SCPs are stupid but in a good way. I swear I read one somewhere about a murderous kettle.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-170[/url] You mean stuff like that?

[QUOTE=Shibbey;32461951]Dr Bright is a genius of science and should be respected as such.[/QUOTE] He should be promoted to be an Overseer and given access to every Keter subjects. Just think about all the science that could be done!

[QUOTE=Inplabth;32462345][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387]SCP-387[/url] "Jesus fucking christ" - Dr. Arch[/QUOTE] Fuck what did they do to the megablocks. I must know.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;32462329]He should be promoted to be an Overseer and given access to every Keter subjects. Just think about all the science that could be done![/QUOTE] So much science. All of the science.

Dr Bright wanted to feed the Omnicidal Eats-Everything Lizard the TARDISifier. That's top notch science, I think.

[quote]Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase, "Surprise me." Device produced a opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been superheated to about 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius. Researcher reported a quantifiable level of surprise at the occurrence.[/quote] :v:

[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;32463130]:v:[/QUOTE] I think the best line is the "Researcher reported a quantifiable level of suprise at the occurence."

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;32462682]Fuck what did they do to the megablocks. I must know.[/QUOTE] Also what does the green minty slime do to dead bodies

[QUOTE=ZenX2;32464027]Also what does the green minty slime do to dead bodies[/QUOTE] it [EXPUNGED] them.

[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914[/url] Screw your questions, I wanna know what happened to the "Fine setting" Chimp.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;32457795]Are there any other scp's with long logs similar to the flesh that hates? I love reading those. I remember reading one where there was this portal into an alternate dimension controlled by the church and there were these giant things that ate people and they sent prisoners in on rope puppies to investigate. That one was really neat.[/QUOTE] thats 093

I want to play with both the playdoh and the lego After they're put through 914 on "Fine" together

My favourite so far is 610, the flesh that hates. That on it's own could be made into a game reminiscent of some of the Resident Evil series.

[QUOTE=Inplabth;32462345][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387]SCP-387[/url] "Jesus fucking christ" - Dr. Arch[/QUOTE] This is the single best article and greatest thing in the entire Foundation. And something I always dreamed of :dance:.