[QUOTE=LSK;34567629][url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-297]What the[/url][/QUOTE]
Throw it at 682!
It'll have him [I][B]coming back[/B][/I] alright.
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;34564877]Here we go again with another bad article:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/ohboyherewegoagain.PNG[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/ohboyherewego.PNG[/img]
Only this one is in really bad taste:[/QUOTE]
So not only did someone make an SCP based on a real life pedophile, but they made one based on a guy who recently died in prison due to poor health conditions?
That's fucked up on so many levels.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1033[/url]
This actually seems pretty interesting.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/ohboyherewego.PNG[/img]
Also read that "results" section in the autopsy report. He makes it sound like the foundation is concerned about risking a few D-class in the name of science.
I wonder if they'll revise the rules before the site is suffocated in a tidal wave of terrible, shitty articles.
It's totally an SCP causing the influx of shitty articles. Guys, what's the plan?
[QUOTE=Penultimate;34570683]It's totally an SCP causing the influx of shitty articles. Guys, what's the plan?[/QUOTE]
Activate on-site nukes.
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;34564877]Here we go again with another bad article:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/ohboyherewegoagain.PNG[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/ohboyherewego.PNG[/img]
Only this one is in really bad taste:[/QUOTE]
[DATA EXPLUNGED]
:v:
Okay, wait just a second. How are they analyzing brain function in an autopsy? And how is D-003 still alive?
[QUOTE=Val67;34571530][DATA EXPLUNGED]
:v:[/QUOTE]
I always thought that would only be good for a plumbing simulator game
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;34572091]I always thought that would only be good for a plumbing simulator game[/QUOTE]
But if the [DATA EXPLUNGED] and [DATA EXPLUNGED], greatest porn movie ever!
Anyone found a way to make those censor tags yet using spoiler tags?
Here or in an article?
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34573775]Anyone found a way to make those censor tags yet using spoiler tags?[/QUOTE]
███████████
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;34586103]███████████[/QUOTE]
why did I click this
good ████ing work
For bump's sake, here's [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/recording-stuff-or-whatever"]a lovely informal lesson on SCP recording.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;34598029]Changing subject, Who wants to put make an indestructible Nokia phone SCP?[/QUOTE]
If it could be named SCP-3310 that would be wonderful.
[editline]8th February 2012[/editline]
Problem is, there'd need to be like two thousand more of 'em first
[QUOTE=esalaka;34603934]If it could be named SCP-3310 that would be wonderful.
[editline]8th February 2012[/editline]
Problem is, there'd need to be like two thousand more of 'em first[/QUOTE]
An SCP can be any number (As long as it hasn't already been taken), whether or not there are any others directly preceding it.
Apparently they're not accepting anything beyond 1999 yet, though?
[QUOTE=esalaka;34606674]Apparently they're not accepting anything beyond 1999 yet, though?[/QUOTE]
dibs on 1999
I always wondered why not just get one of those hose camera thingies and toss it over the railing of SCP-087 to see how deep it is (even though it is presumed endless).
[QUOTE=GeneralMoosen;34612746]I always wondered why not just get one of those hose camera thingies and toss it over the railing of SCP-087 to see how deep it is (even though it is presumed endless).[/QUOTE]
I already suggested that, they said it's more fun to use human test subjects.
Game Day and Senior Staff Shenanigans are some of the coolest tales I've read, Game Day is still going on, can't wait to read the rest.
I really want to read all of them but it's just such a daunting task. Once I got up to about 480. But then going back I see some of the gaps that used to be there filled with things I never read before and then I forget what I have and haven't read so it makes me just wind up rereading them from the start again. Or maybe some logs got updated or edited. Damn things are addicting to read.
SCP-504 is my current favorite. Tomatoes that detect lame jokes.
Here's another bad article, only this one is just plain incoherent.
(Again, watch out for large images ahead.)
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/andherewegoyetagain.PNG[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18318949/andherewegoagain.PNG[/img]
And here's some of the most weirdest excerpts, as collected by Scantron:
[QUOTE=Scantron]Suggesting early deletion at -15.
There's a lot of things wrong with this one, so I'm just going to list the things here that made me go "what the actual fuck":
[QUOTE]SPC-1254 does inflict damage indirectly.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Melon was untouched and remained to be a normal melon.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The rabbit was released into a small forest biome with 4 other rabbits and sealed off to see if they would revert to cannibalism.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The machete flew out of his hands, killing Rabbit 0301 as it was eating Rabbit 6009.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Personal D-902 put her fingers in Cook █████’s special sauce. The cook found this disrespectful and cut her fingers off as a lesson.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Pvt ███████ tried to [DATA EXPUNGED] before [DATA EXPUNGED]… His failure quickly led to a quick painless death due to an arrow penetrating his heart.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]It is recommended that we test SCP-1254 on a Keter as soon as possible.
…Request Denied…[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]About a week after testing SCP-1254 on rabbit 0301, the user died to set of crocodile teeth.[/QUOTE]
Again, these are just the highlights. Pretty much everything else here is bad too.[/QUOTE]
So yeah now I'm collecting bad articles now so that one day I can show it to everyone and go "Remember when this was put on the site? Man it sucked."
And besides, they're so bad they're hilarious.
My modding escapades in Skyrim gave me an idea for an SCP. It'd look like a wooden sword covered in shark teeth which, with no real pattern, causes fiery explosions upon contact with flesh. Maybe there's already one like this, I dunno.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1096[/url]
Holy shit
" cription: SCP-1096 is a set of silicone breast implants of various sizes, of which there are currently fifteen (15) pairs in containment. Each instance of SCP-1096 is identified by a lack of serial numbers and the words "The Factory" etched onto the outside surface."
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;34628950][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1096[/url]
Holy shit
" cription: SCP-1096 is a set of silicone breast implants of various sizes, of which there are currently fifteen (15) pairs in containment. Each instance of SCP-1096 is identified by a lack of serial numbers and the words "The Factory" etched onto the outside surface."[/QUOTE]
The Factory brand breast implants. dis gon b gud
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