• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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093 Could be an AMAZING horror game. Each level takes place from the POV of the d-class, and you could hear the scientists talking, going through each level doing as they say, discovering more things.
[QUOTE=Judas;32465029]093 Could be an AMAZING horror game. Each level takes place from the POV of the d-class, and you could hear the scientists talking, going through each level doing as they say, discovering more things.[/QUOTE] Yes, even a simple hl2 mod would be great
610 is fucking scary. I'd live to have 387. I set up battlefields frequently, and 387 is all i need.
I remember these. I still read them sometimes when I have nothing else to do. Some of these things are creepy as hell though, but others can be pretty amusing.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426[/url] [i]I, Toaster[/i]
Slightly off-topic, I just love the Warehouse 13 into. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzqbduwSw8[/media]
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;32464052][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914[/url] Screw your questions, I wanna know what happened to the "Fine setting" Chimp.[/QUOTE] My theory, and most likely what they were going at, is that since Fine refines things further than their starting form, it produced either a Human or a Human-level sapien. Of course it could also be, ████████████████████████████████████████████
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;32467509]My theory, and most likely what they were going at, is that since Fine refines things further than their starting form, it produced either a Human or a Human-level sapien. Of course it could also be, ████████████████████████████████████████████[/QUOTE] You're forgetting about ████████████. ████████████ █████ ████████ █████████, ██ █ ███████. ██████████ ██████████.
Sometimes the [EXPUNGED] shit gets on my nerves. Sometimes I just can't imagine what happened and i want to knowwww
[QUOTE=The Aussie;32451009]Ukrainian lullaby[/QUOTE] Why is this the first thing that popped into my head when I read that? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf12nHhz5XM[/media] It's Serbian, but still. The fact that that conjured a specific melody in my head creeps my out by itself :tinfoil:
Finished reading 93, I got through the first log once, but lost interest, I now realize that was a mistake. Also, serious mindfuck with the Foundation finding the Red Pool exploration log, yet they never got a request for permission to have an expedition
Come to think of it, that would make a great SCP itself... a creepy viral video that's an actual virus! Or a ghost. Or one of the usual things.
Son of a fucking bitch why did I browse this sight at midnight, I should know better than this.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;32468047]Son of a fucking bitch why did I browse this sight at midnight, I should know better than this.[/QUOTE] don't worry scp-999 will ease your fear
[URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-711"]This one is an awesome idea[/URL]
[img]http://www.elephant-closet.com/scp/087.png[/img] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087[/url] classic! also pretty damn long.
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/902-warning[/url] I thought this one was pretty neat. [editline]25th September 2011[/editline] Similar in writing to I, the toaster. [editline]25th September 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-955[/url] :wtc:
[QUOTE=KingOfScience;32468282]don't worry scp-999 will ease your fear[/QUOTE] That's the tickling dog made of peanut butter, right?
Someone should make an SCP based off a Republican talk-show host, for example, here's the basis for an idea: SCP-712514 (GLEN, (as in GLEN BECK) if you can't figure it out) Keter class SCP-712514 appears humanoid in nature and resembles [sp] [/sp], and must be kept in a large room with the wall behind it curved outward. If kept in a smaller room without such curve, subject will begin to rapidly bounce and [EXPUNGED] until it's containment is destroyed due to a claustrophobic mentality. Containment room must be soundproofed at all times, and if external sound monitors detect any noises unrelated to [EXPUNGED] escaping the room any onsite [EXPUNGED] devices must be detonated immediately. SCP-712514 attacks it's victims with sound based attacks that kill it's victims by causing a terminal loss of [EXPUNGED]. The only personnel whom are allowed in the container of SCP-712514 must be Class C or above, and must be devout followers of an Abrahamic religion. If personnel's belief is questionable then they must be accompanied by no less than 2 and no more than 5 Abrahamic priests. SCP-712514 has been observed to be incapable of attacking in the presence of Abrahamic believers. Dr. [sp] [/sp] is not to be let in the container of SCP-712514 after incident [sp] [/sp] happened to several class D personnel in an adjacent room, resulting in [EXPUNGED].
Sooo, can anyone tell me, all of these are just... fake? It's a question, not a statement
No they are real. SCP is a real foundation based in [REDACTED] with facilities stretching all around the globe. They are the reason we as humanity haven't stumbled upon alien artifacts, mutated beyond belief and generally just secures odd/dangerous stuff so it doesn't [sp]____________[/sp]. [i]Level 4 clearance is required to know where headquarters is located, next time I will guarantee you're on keter duty - Dr. Clef[/i]
Don't worry guys I emailed kattolil a memetic visual kill agent so he can't let more people in on the foundation. Everyone knows this thread is just a clever guise created to make it seem like the foundation isn't real. Rest easy folks.
Uhm I just won't open the email, smooth move telling it here before I got the chance to read it By the way you should totally open the email I sent you, it's a hilarious picture [i]Sending memetical kill agents is strictly forbidden. That's fucking it you're on keter duty, enjoy feeding SCP-682 you idiot - Dr.C[sp]____[/sp] [/i]
Luckily I'm wearing distortion goggles negating the effects of memetic kill agents.
I wonder. If SCP is based in many scattered facilities, each housing artifacts of varying danger, does this make Aperture and Black Mesa subsidiaries of SCP? Empty_Shadow, your Automerge has been retrieved for your safety.
Oh wait you just sent me a picture of cats doing people things. Haha silly kitty you're not a golfer! [editline]25th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Pilotguy97;32469523]I wonder. If SCP is based in many scattered facilities, each housing artifacts of varying danger, does this make Aperture and Black Mesa subsidiaries of SCP?[/QUOTE] Aperture probably not,t hey develop stuff. Black mesa, probably, especially considering some of the stuff they have in containment (alien grunts, headcrabs, tentacles etc)
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;32469523]I wonder. If SCP is based in many scattered facilities, each housing artifacts of varying danger, does this make Aperture and Black Mesa subsidiaries of SCP?[/QUOTE] Black Mesa and Aperture science are just [REDACTED] controlled by SCP, not owned.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;32469523]I wonder. If SCP is based in many scattered facilities, each housing artifacts of varying danger, does this make Aperture and Black Mesa subsidiaries of SCP?[/QUOTE]It's more likely that they would fall under [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/groups-of-interest]the groups that compete with/antagonize the Foundation[/url]; since Black Mesa was horrible at everything "SCP" [i]literally[/i] stands for, and Cave Johnson made it very clear that no one could ever be above him.
[QUOTE=Pennywise;32469838]It's more likely that they would fall under [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/groups-of-interest]the groups that compete with/antagonize the Foundation[/url]; since Black Mesa was horrible at everything "SCP" [i]literally[/i] stands for, and Cave Johnson made it very clear that no one could ever be above him.[/QUOTE] I never thought of that, nor did I know of that page's existence. Interesting.
[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;32469291]Sooo, can anyone tell me, all of these are just... fake? It's a question, not a statement[/QUOTE]Everything is real and SCP-682 has breached containment and it's out to get you.
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