• The SCP Foundation - "Send in the D-Class!"
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[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;34961426]Seems very similar to [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-624]SCP-624[/url].[/QUOTE] E-Class personnel, what is this?
I honestly don't know. In another article E-class is implied to be the status of somebody temporarily affiliated with the Foundation (Civilians temporarily recruited etc.) before probably being given amnesiacs and sent off to continue living normally once they're done doing whatever.
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;34962470]I honestly don't know.[/QUOTE] [quote][B]E:[/B] Temporarily affixed to the start of a security clearance (e.g. E1), this is used when a new SCP object has been discovered but is still in an unsecured or uncontrolled state. E-clearance personnel are tasked with bringing the SCP into effect and maintaining it. Once the SCP are in place and the object is secure, the E is removed and the personnel are given the appropriate number on the end of their clearance.[/quote] (from the security clearance levels page)
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] Do want. [img]http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/scp-1004/Factoryporncd.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=overpain;34973353][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004[/url] Do want. [img]http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/scp-1004/Factoryporncd.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] If only it didn't have the side effect of making you more of a pervert.
[QUOTE=megafat;34973503]If only it didn't have the side effect of making you more of a pervert.[/QUOTE] You can stop it watch anytime.
[QUOTE=overpain;34973509]You can stop it watch anytime.[/QUOTE] I just hope you lose all the crazy fetishes gained after watching it. And regain the ability to masturbate.
/r/wtf is pretty great for possible SCP material. I mean, look at this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Wf3XP.gif[/img]
It's only actual effect is HUMAN NATURE apparently. So yeah I want it.
[QUOTE=overpain;34973509]You can stop it watch anytime.[/QUOTE] I was talking about getting the fucked up fetishes. I don't want the fucked up fetishes after an extended use.
[QUOTE=megafat;34974289]I was talking about getting the fucked up fetishes. I don't want the fucked up fetishes after an extended use.[/QUOTE] *After 100 hours of total watch.
Been reading back to earlier posts of this thread, and noticed the discussion of the possibility of an SCP game. If anything, they should be structured like the SCP-087/SCP-087B games: short, sweet, and to the point (and obviously free to download). I can't imagine an SCP game with a decent storyline AND gameplay.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;34981759]Been reading back to earlier posts of this thread, and noticed the discussion of the possibility of an SCP game. If anything, they should be structured like the SCP-087/SCP-087B games: short, sweet, and to the point (and obviously free to download). I can't imagine an SCP game with a decent storyline AND gameplay.[/QUOTE] Playing as Able. God of War: SCP Edition
I want to see an SCP SS13 clone. Traitor gamemodes would probably turn into "Breach containment of SCP-XXX and XXX all foundation personnel"
[quote=The SCP Foundation][b]Subject:[/b] Dr. Zeitgeistenburgherson [b]Artist Profile:[/b] The only musician, to this date, to pioneer the genre of "classical snuff," "Symphony Number 2 in B Minor for Orchestra and Firing Squad" is considered a powerful, avant-garde expression of the futility of human existence by those listeners who have endured the entire work. The artist's first work, "Symphony Number 1 in A Major for Orchestra and Abattoir," was notorious for being recorded in China, where animal cruelty laws are more lax than in the Western World, and for using the dying vocalizations of tortured small animals as a counterpoint to the delicately arranged orchestral portion. The second and final symphony by this composer ups the ante by using the terrified and pained screams of condemned prisoners being executed and tortured to death by trained professionals, accentuated by the use of the handgun, scalpel, and poison gas in rhythmic fashion. The final movement, the "Allegro," is the first piece of classical music to require the execution of its own conductor as, following a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, the composer's own dying spasms provide the final percussion tempo to the slow, dirgelike ending played by a single cello. [b]Music Results:[/b] Everything that it says in the liner notes. [b]Subject Comments: The digital recording loses some nuance. It sounds much better on vinyl.[/b][/quote] Just when I was starting to think they couldn't freak me out anymore.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;34982045]I want to see an SCP SS13 clone. Traitor gamemodes would probably turn into "Breach containment of SCP-XXX and XXX all foundation personnel"[/QUOTE] As someone that plays Space Station 13 very nearly nightly, I can say that holy shit that is the most perfect idea.
If only someone could map a main station that was truly made for science, not just general existence.
Well I liked the story that The Factory is the 001. Also those collaboration projects are fucking awesome. "things dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation"
I find it a bit weird that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do certain stuff when he technically owns the foundation because he (or his memories) is the only person who is able to stay alive long enough to actually do it.
Wait, Bright essentially [B]is[/B] 963? I should read the personnel files more
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];34910697']You actually spurred me to think of something similar. Instead of a white pedovan, you could do it as a shiny fancy black van, like an FBI-kind, since black vans are kind of an urban legend like black helicopters are anymore. Similar premise- it just appears or disappears without entering or leaving, but not as dark.[/QUOTE] Attempts to pursue vehicles result in the vehicle breaking line of sight with pursuers, and disappearing. Attempts have been made to corner vehicle with multiple chase vehicles occupying surrounding streets to prevent escape, vehicle has thus far managed to break line of sight multiple times, under video surveillance (one occasion) the camera failed due to production error as line of sight was broken, a link is proposed but not confirmed. Foot agents should not be issued in attempts to corner the vehicle as it appears to ignore their presence, usually driving through small barricades or anyone in the vehicles path. Attempts to pierce the vehicle cabin with small arms fire resulted in [DATA REDACTED], 0 casualties but several injured. Injuries were [DATA REDACTED] and a possible link to SCP-XXX has been theorised. You get the idea.
[QUOTE=esalaka;34996431]Wait, Bright essentially [B]is[/B] 963? I should read the personnel files more[/QUOTE] Don't put him on, he doesn't actually get you fame and fortune when you put him on. Or ladies.
Idea for a SCP A butterfly with the thorax of a bee/wasp. Literal interpretation of float like a butterfly sting like a bee. All analogies/metaphors said around the scp become true. e.g. "this gun is a piece of shit" *gun turns to shit). Good?
[QUOTE=The Aussie;35003283]Idea for a SCP A butterfly with the thorax of a bee/wasp. Literal interpretation of float like a butterfly sting like a bee. All analogies/metaphors said around the scp become true. e.g. "this gun is a piece of shit" *gun turns to shit). Good?[/QUOTE] "best 682 is dead 682"
[QUOTE=aurum481;35003361]"best 682 is dead 682"[/QUOTE] D-5632: "The best 682 is a dead 682" Massive casualties reported, site irradiated, blast source confirmed to be SCP-1245, SCP-1245 unharmed. Shortly after the words were spoken by D-5632 SCP-682 Complained of an itchy arse. "Well shit, we better not try that again. Interestingly enough 1245 is unharmed, could the explosions be a result of a short of power surge or a "backwash" from 682, further testing on a smaller scale requested" - Dr. Pole "Request granted" - O5
SCP-682 violently spasms for approximately 5 seconds, reportedly ceases all bodily functions afterwards. No signs of life present, SCP-682 declared dead. SCP-682 revives itself after a full 23 minutes, killing █ D class and ██ researchers and security in the process. Well fuck. -Dr F████
[QUOTE=Novangel;35004333]SCP-682 violently spasms for approximately 5 seconds, reportedly ceases all bodily functions afterwards. No signs of life present, SCP-682 declared dead. SCP-682 revives itself after a full 23 minutes, killing ██ D class and █ researchers and security in the process. Well fuck. -Dr F████[/QUOTE] Those █ numbers... █ is 1-9, ██ is 10-99, ███ is 100-999, etc... They always get me. And expanding on your story we could try if 'dead' mass of 682 is still regenerative so we could try using acid from [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-075"]SCP-075[/URL] to disintegrate it. Or was it done already? (without the dead part)
Still I'd imagine giving out exact fatalities to be unsafe
[QUOTE=Novangel;35004333] -Dr F████[/QUOTE] Doctor Fails? Doctor Fetus? Doctor Fucks?
oh shit [img]http://i.imgur.com/hXJ7bh.jpg[/img] there is an SCP in my conifers
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