[QUOTE=Monkey pie;41008699]thats why people dont invite u to the bech and stuff
u aint funny
u not funny[/QUOTE]
thats cuz i am the beech
in this. we finna go ham
yes blah u r a beetch
Iz it a lost cause sometimes I wonder...
I mean fucking shit
mayb it best be kept da way it is
Yay, unbanned. Glad to see this part of the forum is still as slow as ever.
scientifically proven way to tie the strongest knot: 1. put headphones in ur pocket 2. wait a minute
just took a shower and i'm still sweating fuk
england is so hawwt and humid
fuarrk its 2am and im sweating like a priest in a playground
lol at what english people is hot
scotland is humid as fuck rn aswell
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It needs to rain so bad, I'm sweating before I even touch any of the weights in the gym atm
[QUOTE=Borked;41117223]It needs to rain so bad, I'm sweating before I even touch any of the weights in the gym atm[/QUOTE]
I'll trade spaces with you. England must be cooler than Phoenix this time of the year.
[QUOTE=Evilan;41119354]I'll trade spaces with you. England must be cooler than Phoenix this time of the year.[/QUOTE]hi would you like to visit bakersfield california?
i hope you realise how lucky you are that you stay in cali, try coming to scotland
[B]BIGGEST[/B] mistake of my life. fucked this bitch she's 16 she wanted it bad and now she's constantly bugging me more than usual and it's fucking annoying because it was a mistake and i don't even want to see her intimately again.
she's pretty okay as a person and she knows we're friends with benefits. but i just want us to be friends only. friends is a big word more like aquintances like say hi and have a chat once every 2 months.
fucking christ what did i do fuck.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
three seperate days this week i've eaten pizza
fuck im gonna get so fat
i can't tell her off that would be rude because i'm a faggot
[editline]22nd June 2013[/editline]
FUCKING broke my automerge
do you are bitching because this fat landwhale you fucked wanna suck your dick over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over but she's just annoying you on fb a little?
[editline]22nd June 2013[/editline]
i havent gotten action in like a year so i'd fucking smash her every chance i could
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;41141695]do you are bitching because this fat landwhale you fucked wanna suck your dick over and over (...) but she's just annoying you on fb a little?
[editline]22nd June 2013[/editline]
i havent gotten action in like a year so i'd fucking smash her every chance i could[/QUOTE]
yes, she's annoying. i'm dating a chick my age anyway. fuckkkkk
[editline]22nd June 2013[/editline]
also she doesn't suck dick. she was v
sluts suck dick, non-sluts never suck dick.
weird isnt it
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;41141982]sluts suck dick, non-sluts never suck dick.
weird isnt it[/QUOTE]
i dont GIVE A SHIT BOUT it i just wished i fucking said no fuck fuckcuffkffkfkfkfffqqqssqzzzz
[QUOTE=blah2;41142125]i dont GIVE A SHIT BOUT it i just wished i fucking said no fuck fuckcuffkffkfkfkfffqqqssqzzzz[/QUOTE]
fuck a slut next time
atleast she sucks dick
Celebrated a buddie's bday last night
smoked [del]some[/del] a lot of weedijuana and stayed up late
Gonna stay up as long as I can to watch the 24hrs of Le Mans race
Monday's lifting will probably suck....
[url]https://soundcloud.com/soundhero2/guitarz/s-pibJV[/url]
i have no idea wat i'm doing but it's groovie
lol i have yellow fever but its usually a hit n miss with asians, theyre either rly hot or rly ugly
i have a rly ugly asian whos like 14 tryna get in my muscular junk
I have a yellow fever too but I'm too much of a worthless piece of shit to interest any girls let alone dah yellow bishes
so instead i love myself
My life is extremely boring atm so no sloots jumping on my dik.
Landed a apprenticeship with payment involved in one of the best places you can get placed. Thats good. Summer vacation now aswell, ees good mayun.
However all my friends have split up and shit and they work and bleh. I just wanna go out and get shitfaced.
[editline]23rd June 2013[/editline]
however i've still eaten way to much pizza this week and it feels like i've gone up in fat ughh
get goalfaced, booze and women are temporary .... make your time count bitch, think about it
My only goal is to be a Army/Marine infantryman and carry around a big machine gun but my parents are like "no you'll die plus you can't handle boot camp and future will suck, you're going to grad school"
Fool, I've played basketball and lifted weights for damn near my entire life plus I'm pretty sure I can take some guy yelling at me to make my bed and do pushups.
All I wanna do is walk around a third world country with a heavy machine gun.
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